A/N: I may or may not love Strong World a lot more than I should...


Butts are weird. Especially girl butts.

Do girls even poop? Girls besides Nami anyway. I know she poops. I use the bathroom after her sometimes.

"Did anything interesting happen while you were running around looking for me?" she calls with her back turned.

"Nah. I ate some octopus."

Doesn't her butt get cold or somethin' if her shorts only go to there? What's the point of a belt thingy? Is it to prevent them from falling off? But some of her butt's already out. I don't understand…

I look at Birri and wonder if he thinks about things like this too.

"Ducks don't really have butts, huh," I mumble, biting into the scorpion again.

"You say something, Luffy?"

"Nah. Want some scorpion?"


Later…

"Well, I guess the best option is to have me ride on your shoulders."

I blink. "You mean like…with your butt?"

She stares at me. I stare back.

"Yeah. I usually sit on stuff with my butt."

"Okay."