Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DEATH NOTE
"And so far, the Kanto region of Japan is suffering mass heat waves. Everywhere buildings are exploding, air conditioners are failing, and Pokémon are dying…"
Click. Light turned the TV off.
"I hate this heat wave!" he screamed, flinging the remote at Matsuda.
"OWWW!" Matsuda cried as it bounced off his hollow head. "WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"D*MMIT MATSUDA! SHUT YOUR F**KING PIEHOLE!"
"Light-kun!" L scolded. "Violence is NEVER the answer!"
Matsuda continued wailing frantically, running back and forth across the room.
"MATSUDA! FOR THE LOVE OF POTATO CHIPS, STOP CRYING!" Light grabbed Matsuda by the ear and spanked him repeatedly.
"Look, Light-kun," L sighed, "I don't think spanking an incompetent idiot will solve this broken air conditioning problem."
"But it does make you feel better…"
"Light-kun, please release Matsuda…"
"Oh fine!"
Matsuda sniffled, carefully rubbing his sore rear end. "R-ryuzaki," Matsuda began between sniffles, "How long will the heat wave last?"
"Hmmm…as the great detective L, I assume it would be over in three days."
"THREE DAYS!" Light screamed. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ALL THIS HEAT IS DOING TO MY PERFECTLY AWESOME AND FLAWLESS HAIR!"
"Light-kun, I do not care about your hair issues. What does matter is the safety and well being of our slaves."
"Ryuzaki, don't you mean co-workers?"
"Yeah, whatever. Plus, it's just a little hot air. You don't see me complaining do you?"
"Oh please!" Light sneered, "I bet I could last waaaay longer than YOU can."
"Will that be considered a bet Light-kun?"
"Yes. It is. And if I win, you have to buy me all my hair care products for the rest of the year," he explained, crossing his arms.
"And if I win. Light-kun has to give up all hair care products and buy me cake for the rest of the year."
"No fair!" the teen whined, "That's two bets!"
"Ah, but its two bets in one line."
"And the rules! You can do whatever it takes to stay cool! But no sabotaging! The last person to go insane from overheating wins!"
"Whatever you want," L agreed.
"Whatever, I'm gonna win anyway!" Light pointed at the detective. "You'll see! Cause Light Yagami never loses! NEVER! YOU HEAR ME? NEVEEEEEER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Note to self: Stop buying Light-kun barbeque potato chips…"
Matsuda skipped happily up to the both of them. "Hey Light-kun! Ryuzaki! Can I join the bet too? Can I? Can I? Can I?" he begged.
"Yeah yeah whatever Matsuda," Light shooed him away.
"Then may the toughest man win Light-kun." L held out his hand.
Light smirked, shaking hands. "You got it."
And this is part one of the heatwave bet! :D
Yeah I know, it's short.
I got the idea while I was riding on the bus to go home.
It was HOT! I was worried I couldn't last in there and probably died when the vehicle finally came to my bus stop. O_O
But at least something good came out of it!
Well, maybe not THAT good, but I'm really trying!
And a VERY important question...
Team L or Team Light? Who would last longer?
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