Honey, I'm Home!
Chapter Nine
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Having learned my lesson, I put on my game face when I saw Bella come waddling out of the store. She was so fucking beautiful, it made my chest hurt. Now that we knew she was having twins, her rapid weight gain was easily explained away.
Two weeks, that's how long we'd known that we were having twins. Not just twins, but twin girls. I was going to have two fucking little girls to be responsible for. Shoot me fucking now! Why couldn't it have been a girl and a boy, so my little man could help me look after our girls?
As it stands now, I was going to have to get Charlie to teach me how to shoot, because if my girls looked anything like their mother, which I was damn sure they would, I was going to need him to teach me a lot more than just shooting. He was going to have to show me how to bury the bodies so that they never turned up again. Also, I was going to need my soon-to-be father-in-law to move to Seattle so he could help me watch over my family.
Charlie could take shifts, I'm sure Em would welcome the extra help with little Emma bear; she was a fucking little China doll.
That little girl was pure sugary perfection.
