Disclamer: No Naruto form me! Only the love of a great anime, and the best Yaoi couple in the universe! Thank you Masashi Kishimoto for creating the two best characters in existance! And thanks Disney for making a great story into one of your greatest works.
Chapter 8: Kisame the Genie.
(Warning swear words)
Back at the palace, the Sultan enterd his son's room to find him sitting on his bed,
looking sad. Kyuubi was near him. Minato noticed something was wrong when his son didn't eat any of the ramen set before him. This was strange, Naruto usualy couldn't get enough of the stuff. "Naruto? My son, are you all right?"
Naruto looked at the Sultan. He had tears still in his eyes. "Oh, Naruto what's wrong?" Minato sat by his son.
Naruto took a deep breath.
"Orochimaru...has done somthing...awful."
Naruto's voice caught.
Minato looked at his distrought son and pulled him closer, His eyes narrowed. "What happend?"
Back in the cave, Itachi was still knocked out. Sasuke and Deidara gently woke him up.
Itachi felt pain in his head. Feeling it he felt a bump. He still had his memories so the damage wasn't serious. Looking up he saw no way out of the cavern.
"We're trapped." He said.
"That two faced son of a bitch!" Sasuke yelled.
"What does it matter Sasuke. He's long gone with that lamp."
Just then Deidara caught something sticking out from behind a rock. He ran over to it and picked up: The lamp! "Hey look! It must have fallen out of his pocket! Un."
"Well how about that. Let me see it."
Deidara handed the lamp to Itachi.
"It looks like a worthless piece of junk.
I think somthink is written here, but I can't make it out."
He started to rub it.
The lamp started to glow and make weird noises. A sudden light flew from it and smoke came out, fireworks exploded. (Deidara: :Yay Art! un")
Deidara and Sasuke ducked behind a rock. Itachi watched amazed as smoke came out and a figure grew from it yelling. A shark like man with ocean blue skin and spikey dark blue hair, and gills on his cheeks. appeared.
"Oh boy, Ten thousand years will give such a crik in the neck. Hold on a second will ya?"
He lifted his head literally off his head, turned it around and slamed it back on.
"WAHOOWEE! Does it feel good to be out of there! Hi how are ya what's your name?"
He held a microphone up to Itachi.
"Uh... Itachi Uchiha." he said.
"Itachi Uchiha, Can I call you Ita or mabey just Chi?"
Itachi stared up at the guy. "I must have hit my head harder than I thought."
"I must have hit my head too." Sasuke said.
"And ." Deidara added.
"Hey your alot smaller than my last master.
Either that or I'm getting bigger.
Look at me from the side do I look different to you?"
Itachi stared. "I'm your master?" The guy put a graduates hat on his head and a diploma in his hand.
"That's right he can be taught. What would you wish of me, The ever impressive,No one can contain, often imitated, but never duplicated, Geinie of the lamp, Kisame!
I'm here for your wish fulfilment."
Itachi looked at him. "Wish fulfilment?"
"Three wishes. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. Got it? Uno dos thres.
No taking back wishes once made, no substitutions, exchanges or refunds."
Itachi looked at the other two men.
"Now I know I'm dreaming." Kisame looked at him.
"Master! I don't think you realize the possibilities of this. So sit back while I explain it." Music sounded from no where.
Itachi sat on a rock. Sasuke and Deidara watched from the sidelines. And Kisame started to sing.
Well Alibaba had them 40 thieves Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales...
Itachi found hiself surrounded by men with swords. Kisame then wiped them out with a large sword. Itachi was then in a wrestling ring. Kisame massaged Itachi's shoulders.
You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp!.
Kisame launched fireworks. Deidara watched them with great interest.
Ya got some punch! Pizzazz! Yahoo and how! See all ya gotta do is rub that Lamp! And I'll say...
Mister Itachi sir what will your pleasure be?
Itachi, Deidara, and Sasuke all found themselve sitting at a table. A large menue was at Itachi's place.
Let me take your order, Jot it down You ain't never had a friend like me Hohoho!
Kisame dressed like a waiter, and wrote something on a notebook.
He took Itachi by the shoulders and laughed. He then made a chicken appear out of nowhere.
Life is your restraunt And I'm your matre'd
The chicken turned into Kisame's head with legs attached.
C'mon whisper what it is you want.
Ya ain't never had a friend like me!
The genie multiplied himself and surrounded Itachi. One brushed his hair, another painted his nails, another gave him a foot massage.
Yes we pride ourselves on service You're the boss, the King, the Shah!
Say what you wish.
It's yours true dish How 'bout a little more baklava
Itachi now sat on a huge chair.
Deidara and Sasuke appeared holding giant, pink feathers, fanning Itachi.
Kisame made food appear before him.
Itachi started to pick some of the dishes.
Kisame then made a pile of baklava bury the three.
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
Itachi stood on a huge tray with some food.
on a column with an A on it. Itachi jumped from that one and landed on another column made from a pile of food with a B on it.
He then fell and landed on a pillow.
I'm in the mood to help you dude You ain't never had a friend like me.
Kisame's outfit changed to a white tuxuedo.
He started dancing with a pair of giant hands. The hands then flatend Kisame.
Who then appeared next to Itachi.
Can your friends do this?
Kisame juggled his head which became four.
Can your friends do that?
Kisame spun one head in one hand and continued to juggle the others. Then he put them back on his body.
Can your friends pull this,
Out their little hats?
Kisame reached into a hat and pulled out a blue rabbit and dissapeared. The Kisame rabbit turned into a dragon.
Can your friends go POOF!
Well lookie here!
The dragon Kisame blew some fire which formed three girls who were dancing.
The first girl had short pink hair and wore red. The second girl had long blond hair in a ponytail and wore purple, the third girl had long black hair and wore light purple.
The girls went up to Itachi and danced against him.
Can your friends go abracadabra LET HER RIP!
Then make the sucker dissapear.
Kisame made the girls dissapear then appeared before Itachi in mini form.
So don't just sit there, slack jawed, buggy eyed.
I'm here to answer all your miday prayers.
His jaw dropped then his eyes bugged out.
then Itachi and Kisame appeared on a diving board, his hand in prayer and then he jumped and landed in a swimming pool.
Ya got me bonafide, crtified Ya got a genie for your charged affairs.
A giant certificate appeared and wrapped around Itachi.
I got a powerful urge to help you out So what you wish, I really wanna know!
He pulled on the certificate and unwrapped Itachi, he then put his ear up to him.
Got a list that's three miles long, no doubt.
Well all ya got ta do is rub like so and oh!
Kisame reached into Itachi's ear and pulled a ribbon with writting on it.
He then used it to rub his booty. (lol)
Mister Itachi sir.
Have a wish or two or three.
Before Itachi people were bowing.
I'm on the job.
You big nabob.
You ain't never had a friend,
Never had a friend,
Kisame pointed and made dancing elephants.
You ain't never had a friend,
Never had a friend,
He pointed again and made dancing camels.
You ain't,
Never,
Had a Freind like me!
Kisame kept pointing and making incredible things until Itachi practicly had an empire. Kisame danced and Itachi looked around amazed.
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Kisame finished. Everything vanished. Deidara aploded. Sasuke scowled, and Itachi sat there still amazed.
"So what will it be Master?"
Itachi looked at Kisame, skepticle.
"Your going to grant me any three wishes I desire?"
"Well almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos."
Itachi raised an eyebrow. "Such as?"
"Rule number one: I can't kill anybody, so don't ask. Rule number two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anybody else.
Rule number three: I can't bring people back from the dead, it's not pretty.
But other than that anything you wish."
Kisame bowed before the raven haired man.
Itachi looked at his brother and Deidara,
and looked at the top of the cavern.
He smirked.
"Provisos, you mean limitations, on wishes?
Some all powerful genie. You can't even bring people back from the dead.
I don't know, he probably couldn't even get us out of this cave. Guess we shall just have to find our own way out."
Itachi stood up and winked at the two younger men, who took the hint.
A giant foot slammed down to the ground.
"Excuse me. Are you looking at me?
Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden you're walking out on me? I don't think so.
Not right now, you're getting your wishes so SIT DOWN!"
The Uchiha brothers and Deidara sat down on a carpet which appeared out of no where. Kisame sat next to them.
"And we're outta here. The carpet sped full force toward the cavern ceiling.
Then the carpet burst from the sand and flew through the desert sky.
Itachi smirked, they were free, and he still had three wishes. Thoughts of Naruto filled his mind, seeing the Prince again would be a peice of cake.
Hehe Kisame is a genie!
Kisame: I'm going to slice you to ribbons. *raises sword which woulds cut me pretty bad in the human world but using the power given to an author I easily side step and then Kisame appears in a pink dress* WHAT THE HELL?
Me: Yeah that's you don't mess with the person who decides every part of your life in her fanfiction.
Kisame: Masashi Kishimoto will have your head for this.
Me: *raises eyebrow in amusment* Not if I put a disclamer on this which I did! Besides this is not even real. I'm not making money off this. I don't wanna make money off this, this is just for fun!
Kisame: Damn.
Itachi and Naruto *Make lucky star pose* Please look forward to next chapter!
