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-Chapter just revised, mistakes will be seen and maybe or maybe not be corrected in the future-
Story Inspired By: Heart Stopper written by Shadowcat203
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, the anime or manga, if I did the story would be too random for normal people!
Chapter 9: Freed Cross-Dresses? Is Loke Still Crying? And Where'd Gajeel Go?
Freed blushed madly. "No Bickslow! Hell no! You can't force me to do this!" he shouted.
Bickslow stuck out his tongue, "Of course I can't force you! The lady can though," he stated as he pointed an index finger to the clear blue sky.
"Fuck you…" Freed cursed as he stared at his feet while fidgeting his fingers. "Why can't you just accept the punishment?!" he whined while Bickslow paled.
"No damn way! I don't want to carry Lyon bridal style for an hour!" he shouted as he shook his fist while said ice mage paled.
"W-what Bickslow said! I don't want to be carried bridal style anyways!"
Bickslow smiled triumphantly. "Two against one, you have to do it!" he exclaimed as his babies echoed his words.
"So this is how we kill those stupid dolls…" Rogue whispered to Cobra as the poison dragon slayer nodded his head.
"We'll get rid of them once and for all!" they shouted together.
"My temporary family is so weird…" Gajeel grumbled which earned him shouts of "Don't say that… Dad!" and "Honey, our family is just fine as it is!" and "ROGUE, STOP CALLING GAJEEL YOUR WIFE OR HONEY! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"
"I wonder what Freed looks like… In one of those…" Natsu said followed by chuckles from him and Gray.
"This is gonna be so embarrassing for him, I wish I had a camera!" the raven laughed.
The two laughed their asses off. After a while they rolled on the ground clutching their ribs from the intense pain of laughing too much.
"How does somebody hurt their sides from laughing too much in just a mere seconds…" Jellal muttered as he sweat-dropped and stared at the two rivals on the floor.
Lyon sighed. "Anything is possible in here, I wouldn't be too surprised if Loke would turn mental from lack of ladies in a few more minutes." he said as he turned to look at the weeping mess next to them.
The two mages stared at the strawberry blonde and shook their heads. "Disappointing."
"Bickslow is right Freed, it would look best on you though…" Laxus murmured. "You do have the most petite frame here…"
Freed turned around slowly, almost like a roboticly, "I-s that a c-complement or i-insult?" he questioned.
Laxus shrugged. "I don't know, both I guess."
Freed turned around while crossing his arms and pouted, "I was really hoping it was a complement," he whined.
"What was that Freed?" Bickslow asked the tomato which earned him a slap to the back of the head.
"JUST GET IT ON ALREADY! This is gonna be so embarrassing, I think I'm sure to be blackmailed about this sometime in the future…" the rune mage whispered the last part as he rubbed his aching temples.
"Okay Freed~ You only have to wear it for ten turns, it won't be much of a big deal!" the woman cooed.
"Shut up lady, just make sure it's flow-y and don't make it tight," said man commanded.
"How do you know so much about dresses… ?" Sting asked as he stopped his chanting about Rogue's current weird habit of calling Gajeel his wife or honey.
"He cross-dresses in the bathroom every week-!" Bickslow stated but was cut off as Freed smacked the back of his head again.
"Talk about that to anyone, and I swear you won't live to feed one of your babies again," the green head demanded menacingly.
Bickslow simply shivered and stepped away… A couple hundred feet. "Aye sir!" he shouted as he dolls echoed it which earned him shouts of "Don't copy Happy's catchphrase, we already got a matchstick who does!" and "SHUT THOSE DOLLS UP!" and "What… Dad said, or is it Mom! Im gonna kill those things sooner or later!"
Meanwhile with the searching group…
"A-achoo!" Happy sneezed.
"Something wrong Happy? It's not manly to sneeze!" Elfman exclaimed which earned him a slap of Evergreen's fan.
"Stop using the word 'man' baka!"
Pantherlily patted Happy's back, "I've heard about this before, somebody must be talking about you," he said.
Happy simply nodded, "Aye! And I have a hunch that it wasn't Carla!"
While the rest conversed and searched at the same time, Frosch and Lector agreed on one thing.
"These people are weird!" they said in unison.
Evergreen halted and looked at the two furiously while the said Exceeds gulped.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU NEKOS?!" she shouted while Elfman tried to fade away in the background from the monster-like woman.
Happy and Pantherlily simply looked at the raging fairy and the trembling nekos.
"They're not gonna live any longer… Are they?" Pantherlily asked.
"Aye!"
Back to Wheel of Fortune…
"I don't like wearing maid dresses!" Freed complained as he spun around in his green maid outfit. "At least it's comfortable…" he muttered to himself.
"What was that Freed?" Bickslow asked teasingly.
"NOTHING!" the green haired mage screamed.
"At least it's in your color…" Gray commented as he tried to stop the giggles from coming out, but as soon as one slipped away, him and Natsu were on the grass clutching their sides from the extreme pain of laughing too much. Again.
"There they're at it again…" Jellal said as he rubbed his forehead while staring at the laughing fools.
"Definitely," Lyon confirmed, "and we should probably help Loke over there… He's still crying…" the albino said as he pointed to the sobbing puddle on the floor.
Jellal shook his head, "Let him be."
"At least it looks good on you," Laxus stated as he poked the side of the dress Freed was wearing, "and good thing it's up to the knees, wouldn't want anybody looking at that butt," he finished stating which earned him a weird look from the blushing mage.
"E-eh?" Freed stuttered before he ran away from the thunder god and hid behind a tree and sat down while holding his knees to his chest, "I wonder what would happen if I had a shorter dress…" he mused as dirty thoughts came into his mind.
"There you go again, making him go to his dirty mind central…" Bickslow murmured to Laxus while the latter just looked confused.
"Dirty mind central… ?" he questioned.
Bickslow simply shook his head, "Never mind, you guys are so oblivious to each other," he said as he walked away with his dolls following.
"W-what does that mean?!" an almost blushing (see the key word there, 'almost'?) Laxus asked out loud.
"You need to step up Laxus! You're love life is on the line you know!" Bickslow yelled out to the blonde as he went to go piss in the bushes.
"Where's my wife? Wifey? Where are you?" Rogue called out for Gajeel while Cobra sat on the ground beside him holding his ears shut.
"DAMN THAT FLIRT GUY AND HIS SEX CONTROLLED THOUGHTS!"
"Wifey? Wifey where are you?" Rogue continued to call out while Sting stood quietly stood beside him.
"Wives? Pfft, partners are more important…"
"What was that?" Rogue asked.
Sting quickly put his hands up, "NOTHING!"
Gajeel quietly sat in the middle of a random tree's branches.
"If that lady forces me to wear another dress again, I'm committing suicide…" the red eyed teen whispered to himself. "Suicide I tell you!" he screamed in his mind while continuing to eat his iron.
Where did he get his iron anyways?
Okay, thanks for reading guys.
I will say thanks to you in my secret code of epic secret language only me, my friends, and my science teacher know:
*1*4A145 . 1=012 . 123AD1148 .
Translated: Thanks . For . Listening .
My science teacher taught me this, said she and her friend used it when she was in high school. I wonder if you can figure out how it works.
