(A/N: NEW CHAPTER FORMAT! This is in the form of a group chat. Everything in this fanfic has been so serious lately, and confusing. So, to sum up and have fun with it, I made the group chat. You should be able to figure when it's happening. Most of their names stayed the same in the contacts, but a couple changed (they should be obvious). This was really fun to write, but the next chapter will be back to depressing stuff, sadly. This doesn't have much of a plot; it just kinda revolves around everything that's been happening, and showing you how close they are as friends. The group chat name is the same as me and my weird friends, and the chat is pretty similar to that tbh. Anyway, i'll shut up now.
Please remember to follow and review. I'd also love to know what you think of this new group chat idea and if you'd like more of them.
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Tokyo Ghoul or any of the characters)
~Chapter Nine~
Theeee Weirdest People | Group chat members: L, BB, Touka, Nishio, Hideee, RizeK, Matt, Mello, Near, Kaneki, Ayato
Hideee joined the chat
Hideee: hey guyz
Touka joined the chat
Nishio joined the chat
Ayato joined the chat
Touka: what up
Hideee: I'm lonely
Nishio: poor u
Ayato: Y do u spell you're name so weirdly?
Nishio: me?
Ayato: No, Hideeeeeeeeeee
Hideee: bc it's fun
Ayato: More like gay
Touka: Ayato, compose yourself jeez
Ayato: I have all the fucking etiquette I need sis
Touka: no you don't
Nishio: great, now theyre arguing out loud
Hideee: ur all in the same place?
Nishio: unfortunately yes. We're all in Touka's lounge
Near joined the chat
Hideee: hi nate
Near: Must you insist on addressing me by my real name?
Hideee: yup
Near: :o
Touka: hey near
Ayato: Look at me when we're arguing bruh, not down at ur phone
Touka: im not your brother
Nishio: guys stfu
Ayato: Stay outta this ginger
Nishio: …
Hideee: Ayato that's rude
Ayato: Go get me a beer then
Near: I was under the impression that you were going sober?
Touka: He is
Ayato: Or a cigarette
Hideee: isn't he quitting smoking too?
Touka: yes, he IS
Ayato: Fuck it
Ayato left the chat
Hideee: where he go
Touka: outside to smoke
Nishio: she tried to stop him
Hideee: isnt it raining?
Touka: yup
Hideee: :o
Near: Don't steal my text face; I copyrighted it
Nishio: since when can you copyright a face?
Near: Ever since I did
Hideee: anyway… wheres mello and matt?
Nishio: probs butt fucking
Touka: Nishiki!
Near: No, he's right. That's what they're doing
Touka: how do u know?
Near: … I can hear them
Nishio: well isn't that lovely
Near: It's not lovely at all
Nishio: I was being sarcastic yknow
Near: Well I'm sorry, it's difficult to recognise expression over social media.
Hideee: loosen up nate
Near: That won't be possible until you stop calling me 'Nate'
Nishio: give him a break, he's listening to mello and matt fuck
Touka: u are so crude
Nishio: look who's talking
Hideee: HEYY STFU
Touka: brace yourselves
Hideee: y?
Touka: Ayato's back
Ayato joined the chat
Ayato: Sup fuckerz
Hideee: how pleasant
Near: Where did you go?
Ayato: Outside in the fucking rain
Hideee: y?
Ayato: I needed a smoke
Touka: yeh and u stink now
Nishio: get wrecked
Ayato: Fuck u
Kaneki joined the chat
Hideee: KANEKI!
Kaneki: Hi
Touka: sup
Nishio: wuu2
Kaneki: What
Hideee: Kaneki doesn't understand text speak
Touka: wat the hell
Nishio: it means what r u up to
Kaneki: Oh. I was reading a book until my phone kinda got spammed
Hideee: sorry bout dat
Near: You all are illiterate. What book are you reading?
Kaneki: The Black Goat's Egg
Near: I read that a while ago, but I don't remember much about it
Hideee: NO NO NO NO NO we r not talking about books
Touka: seconded
Nishio: thirded
Near: Alright
Ayato: I feel left out :'(
Touka: no one cares
Ayato: And you say I've got no manners
Kaneki: Did we have any English homework?
Hideee: yeh, the comparison essay of Remains and War Photographer its due tomorrow
Kaneki: I did that last week
Touka: SHIT
Nishio: haha u forgot
Touka: yeh. I looked over all my notes and everything ugh
Ayato: Wait we had homework? :O
Hideee: since when was Ayato in our class?
Ayato: since always, dipshit. I just never show up. Im not gonna do the hwk either
Touka: I gotta go finish the essay now. Bye
Touka left the chat
Nishio: and she's left the room
Near: Am I correct in thinking that leaves you and Ayato alone?
Nishio: yup…
Ayato: Buckle up butter cup ;)
Hideee: oh shit. I am scared for Nishiki's sake
Ayato: That's rude
Hideee: and true
L joined the chat
L: alright, what's gone on while I was gone?
Hideee: I was lonely. Touka, Nishiki and Ayato joined me. Then Touka and Ayato were arguing, then Ayato left for a smoke, and then came back, then nate came then Kaneki. After that we were talking about the English essay and now toukas gone to do that
L: thanks for the update. I knew itd be hell without mommy Lawliet here
Nishio: mommy?
Hideee: MOMMMY! Ayato was being mean
Ayato: Fuck off Nishio
Kaneki: This is getting weird
Near: You can say that again
L: why am I friends with you guys?
Hideee: bc u loveeee us :3
L: …
Ayato: Hows Beyond?
Nishio: how is Ayato the only one who has enough courtesy to ask about BB?
L: he's doing okay I guess. Asleep at the moment actually, but he can keep food down now
Ayato: Things were pretty rough then?
L: yeh, I was like his maid
Nishio: what about Rize?
Hideee: she told me she'd spoken to him
L: yeh she called him during withdrawals. Between him throwing up a couple of times, they sorted things out
Touka joined the chat
Touka: im back
Kaneki: Finished already?
Touka: well I only had 2 more paragraphs to go, so yeh
Nishio: impressive
Ayato: I didn't want you back… and I want another smoke
Touka: you dare and I'll lock you in the house
Ayato: Damn u
Nishio: this is hilarious for me
L: even in the same room?
Nishio: yup. Coz none of this is happening out loud, just smirking or glaring across the room at each other
Hideee: and nate can hear mello and matt bum each other
L: nate?
Near: That's me. My real name is Nate River
L: since when?
Near: … since I was born. I don't understand why I have to keep telling you this.
RizeK joined the chat
RizeK: heyyyyy :3
Ayato: Sup
Touka: u stole my opening line
Ayato: Oh no. How tragic
RizeK: hows BB?
L: asleep at the moment but he'll be fine
RizeK: cool :P
Near: I need to go now. I think Mello and Matt are finished now too. Bye
L: bye
Near left the chat
Hideee: who's left?
Touka: me
Ayato: Me
Nishio: me
L: me
Kaneki: Me
RizeK: meeeeee
Hideee: Nice
Ayato: Well that was pointless
Hideee: ur such a kill joy Ayato
Ayato: im not emo, no, but MCR do make pretty good music
RizeK: YESSSS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ALL THE WAYYY!
L: oh god. Not that band
Ayato: Theyre good!
RizeK: don't insult my Gerard!
Touka: not when you have them playing 24/7
Hideee: OH MY GODD THE PUNS!
Kaneki: What is even happening?
Nishio: who knows
Kaneki: Well, my Uncle will come and check on me soon, so I need to leave now
Hideee: NOOO DON'T LEAVE!
Ayato: How come ur uncle sends you to bed this early?
Touka: for once I agree with him
Kaneki: … It's 23:26 … that's pretty late
L: he's got a point. I should be heading to sleep now.
RizeK: whyyyy?
L: im running on virtually no sleep here. Bye guys
Kaneki: Bye, see you tomorrow
L left the chat
Kaneki left the chat
Hideee: awww
RizeK: u got me! :3
Touka: oh yippee
Nishio: im tired now
Touka: same
Hideee: ur leaving me too?
Touka: yup
Nishio: bye
Nishio left the chat
Hideee: ill be lonely again :'(
Touka: oh no what a shame. Ayato don't stay up too late
Ayato: No promises ;)
Touka: oh god. Just don't do anything stupid
Ayato: Whatever
Hideee: bye touka
Touka left the chat
RizeK: PARTY TIME
Ayato: It's not party if I cant get pissed. Bye
RizeK: fair point
Ayato left the chat
RizeK left the chat
Hideee: dammit. bye then
Hideee left the chat
