(A/N: NEW CHAPTER FORMAT! This is in the form of a group chat. Everything in this fanfic has been so serious lately, and confusing. So, to sum up and have fun with it, I made the group chat. You should be able to figure when it's happening. Most of their names stayed the same in the contacts, but a couple changed (they should be obvious). This was really fun to write, but the next chapter will be back to depressing stuff, sadly. This doesn't have much of a plot; it just kinda revolves around everything that's been happening, and showing you how close they are as friends. The group chat name is the same as me and my weird friends, and the chat is pretty similar to that tbh. Anyway, i'll shut up now.

Please remember to follow and review. I'd also love to know what you think of this new group chat idea and if you'd like more of them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Tokyo Ghoul or any of the characters)

~Chapter Nine~

Theeee Weirdest People | Group chat members: L, BB, Touka, Nishio, Hideee, RizeK, Matt, Mello, Near, Kaneki, Ayato

Hideee joined the chat

Hideee: hey guyz

Touka joined the chat

Nishio joined the chat

Ayato joined the chat

Touka: what up

Hideee: I'm lonely

Nishio: poor u

Ayato: Y do u spell you're name so weirdly?

Nishio: me?

Ayato: No, Hideeeeeeeeeee

Hideee: bc it's fun

Ayato: More like gay

Touka: Ayato, compose yourself jeez

Ayato: I have all the fucking etiquette I need sis

Touka: no you don't

Nishio: great, now theyre arguing out loud

Hideee: ur all in the same place?

Nishio: unfortunately yes. We're all in Touka's lounge

Near joined the chat

Hideee: hi nate

Near: Must you insist on addressing me by my real name?

Hideee: yup

Near: :o

Touka: hey near

Ayato: Look at me when we're arguing bruh, not down at ur phone

Touka: im not your brother

Nishio: guys stfu

Ayato: Stay outta this ginger

Nishio: …

Hideee: Ayato that's rude

Ayato: Go get me a beer then

Near: I was under the impression that you were going sober?

Touka: He is

Ayato: Or a cigarette

Hideee: isn't he quitting smoking too?

Touka: yes, he IS

Ayato: Fuck it

Ayato left the chat

Hideee: where he go

Touka: outside to smoke

Nishio: she tried to stop him

Hideee: isnt it raining?

Touka: yup

Hideee: :o

Near: Don't steal my text face; I copyrighted it

Nishio: since when can you copyright a face?

Near: Ever since I did

Hideee: anyway… wheres mello and matt?

Nishio: probs butt fucking

Touka: Nishiki!

Near: No, he's right. That's what they're doing

Touka: how do u know?

Near: … I can hear them

Nishio: well isn't that lovely

Near: It's not lovely at all

Nishio: I was being sarcastic yknow

Near: Well I'm sorry, it's difficult to recognise expression over social media.

Hideee: loosen up nate

Near: That won't be possible until you stop calling me 'Nate'

Nishio: give him a break, he's listening to mello and matt fuck

Touka: u are so crude

Nishio: look who's talking

Hideee: HEYY STFU

Touka: brace yourselves

Hideee: y?

Touka: Ayato's back

Ayato joined the chat

Ayato: Sup fuckerz

Hideee: how pleasant

Near: Where did you go?

Ayato: Outside in the fucking rain

Hideee: y?

Ayato: I needed a smoke

Touka: yeh and u stink now

Nishio: get wrecked

Ayato: Fuck u

Kaneki joined the chat

Hideee: KANEKI!

Kaneki: Hi

Touka: sup

Nishio: wuu2

Kaneki: What

Hideee: Kaneki doesn't understand text speak

Touka: wat the hell

Nishio: it means what r u up to

Kaneki: Oh. I was reading a book until my phone kinda got spammed

Hideee: sorry bout dat

Near: You all are illiterate. What book are you reading?

Kaneki: The Black Goat's Egg

Near: I read that a while ago, but I don't remember much about it

Hideee: NO NO NO NO NO we r not talking about books

Touka: seconded

Nishio: thirded

Near: Alright

Ayato: I feel left out :'(

Touka: no one cares

Ayato: And you say I've got no manners

Kaneki: Did we have any English homework?

Hideee: yeh, the comparison essay of Remains and War Photographer its due tomorrow

Kaneki: I did that last week

Touka: SHIT

Nishio: haha u forgot

Touka: yeh. I looked over all my notes and everything ugh

Ayato: Wait we had homework? :O

Hideee: since when was Ayato in our class?

Ayato: since always, dipshit. I just never show up. Im not gonna do the hwk either

Touka: I gotta go finish the essay now. Bye

Touka left the chat

Nishio: and she's left the room

Near: Am I correct in thinking that leaves you and Ayato alone?

Nishio: yup…

Ayato: Buckle up butter cup ;)

Hideee: oh shit. I am scared for Nishiki's sake

Ayato: That's rude

Hideee: and true

L joined the chat

L: alright, what's gone on while I was gone?

Hideee: I was lonely. Touka, Nishiki and Ayato joined me. Then Touka and Ayato were arguing, then Ayato left for a smoke, and then came back, then nate came then Kaneki. After that we were talking about the English essay and now toukas gone to do that

L: thanks for the update. I knew itd be hell without mommy Lawliet here

Nishio: mommy?

Hideee: MOMMMY! Ayato was being mean

Ayato: Fuck off Nishio

Kaneki: This is getting weird

Near: You can say that again

L: why am I friends with you guys?

Hideee: bc u loveeee us :3

L: …

Ayato: Hows Beyond?

Nishio: how is Ayato the only one who has enough courtesy to ask about BB?

L: he's doing okay I guess. Asleep at the moment actually, but he can keep food down now

Ayato: Things were pretty rough then?

L: yeh, I was like his maid

Nishio: what about Rize?

Hideee: she told me she'd spoken to him

L: yeh she called him during withdrawals. Between him throwing up a couple of times, they sorted things out

Touka joined the chat

Touka: im back

Kaneki: Finished already?

Touka: well I only had 2 more paragraphs to go, so yeh

Nishio: impressive

Ayato: I didn't want you back… and I want another smoke

Touka: you dare and I'll lock you in the house

Ayato: Damn u

Nishio: this is hilarious for me

L: even in the same room?

Nishio: yup. Coz none of this is happening out loud, just smirking or glaring across the room at each other

Hideee: and nate can hear mello and matt bum each other

L: nate?

Near: That's me. My real name is Nate River

L: since when?

Near: … since I was born. I don't understand why I have to keep telling you this.

RizeK joined the chat

RizeK: heyyyyy :3

Ayato: Sup

Touka: u stole my opening line

Ayato: Oh no. How tragic

RizeK: hows BB?

L: asleep at the moment but he'll be fine

RizeK: cool :P

Near: I need to go now. I think Mello and Matt are finished now too. Bye

L: bye

Near left the chat

Hideee: who's left?

Touka: me

Ayato: Me

Nishio: me

L: me

Kaneki: Me

RizeK: meeeeee

Hideee: Nice

Ayato: Well that was pointless

Hideee: ur such a kill joy Ayato

Ayato: im not emo, no, but MCR do make pretty good music

RizeK: YESSSS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ALL THE WAYYY!

L: oh god. Not that band

Ayato: Theyre good!

RizeK: don't insult my Gerard!

Touka: not when you have them playing 24/7

Hideee: OH MY GODD THE PUNS!

Kaneki: What is even happening?

Nishio: who knows

Kaneki: Well, my Uncle will come and check on me soon, so I need to leave now

Hideee: NOOO DON'T LEAVE!

Ayato: How come ur uncle sends you to bed this early?

Touka: for once I agree with him

Kaneki: … It's 23:26 … that's pretty late

L: he's got a point. I should be heading to sleep now.

RizeK: whyyyy?

L: im running on virtually no sleep here. Bye guys

Kaneki: Bye, see you tomorrow

L left the chat

Kaneki left the chat

Hideee: awww

RizeK: u got me! :3

Touka: oh yippee

Nishio: im tired now

Touka: same

Hideee: ur leaving me too?

Touka: yup

Nishio: bye

Nishio left the chat

Hideee: ill be lonely again :'(

Touka: oh no what a shame. Ayato don't stay up too late

Ayato: No promises ;)

Touka: oh god. Just don't do anything stupid

Ayato: Whatever

Hideee: bye touka

Touka left the chat

RizeK: PARTY TIME

Ayato: It's not party if I cant get pissed. Bye

RizeK: fair point

Ayato left the chat

RizeK left the chat

Hideee: dammit. bye then

Hideee left the chat