Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha
So I was lying around watching Baby Mama-LOVE THAT MOVIE-and I was like 'Oh Crap! I have to update this story.' So yeah. Now I'm on the laptop watching TV and updating this story for all of you great reviewers. Now for WTML CHAPTER 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome To My Life
Chapter 9: Found out
"Did you know that by month four for human pregnancies you'll stop having morning sicknesses?" Inuyasha asked from his spot at the kitchen table in his hanyou form.
It was the day after Kagome told Inuyasha she was pregnant and Inuyasha took it very serious. Serious as in a whole hell of a lot more possessive than he already was. In the halls or whenever they went out he kept his arm thrown over her shoulder and her body close to him, threatening everybody to stay away from her with only a bearing of his teeth and a glare. Since Kagome's dad was out Inuyasha would come home with Kagome, helping her through mood swings and helped scrub the house with Clorox when she thought she smelled something rotten. He had even got a book from his parent's library to tell them everything about the stages of pregnancies.
"Thank Kami." Kagome said from her position in front of the stove. "And since this is most likely a hanyou child I'm going to guess I'll stop blowing chunks around month three."
Kagome was in her own on-the-way hanyou form as she cooked Inuyasha and herself dinner. The only change besides fangs and stronger sense of smell was that Kagome's nails were beginning to grow and harden. The change she really wanted though was enhanced strength or even speed. That way she could fight her father back. But just as luck would have it she's stuck with only physical changes for the moment.
"You won't have to worry about getting really fat until month five at least." Inuyasha said flipping through the book still. "But for you maybe three and a half or four months."
"Are you going to think of me as fat?" Kagome asked whipping her head around to glare at him.
"Guess mood swings start early." He said smirking up at Kagome.
"INUYASHA!"
"Sorry, sorry, sorry." Inuyasha waved off, apologizing as he kept skimming over the pages still. "Oh, look at this. It says here you boobs are going to get even bigger." Inuyasha read smiling a wide goofy grin.
"You are such a pervert. I'm giving you a limit on the time you're allowed to spend with Miroku." Kagome stated as she heaped food onto the two plates. "Order up."
Inuyasha looked down at the array of vegetables and pita bread as swirling spirals a steam reached his face causing moist to rise. He then looked across the table in disbelief. "I thought we bought some ramen yesterday when we went shopping."
"We did. If you weren't so busy looking for perverted stuff in that book though you would have read that healthy food and vitamin C is very good for the baby. You also would have known that exercise is good so that's why we're taking a walk in the park later."
"But I'm not the one with the baby so I can have ramen. And I don't want to walk in the park later." Inuyasha declared crossing his arms over his broad chest."
"Inuyasha, you said you would support me and taunting me with those damned noodles is definitely not support." Kagome said defiantly as she began to shovel food into her mouth.
"But Kagome," Inuyasha whined. "Ramen has some vegetables."
"You said you'd help me through this." Kagome reminded, impatience hinted in her tone.
"B-"
"YOU GOT ME PREGANANT O YOU CAN GET OFF YOUR CRAZY RAMEN ONLY DIET AND SUFFER EATING HEALTHY FOOD FOR ONCE!"
Inuyasha stared at the red and steaming Kagome when she finally finished in horror. He really hated her mood sings the most.
'Bigger. She'll get bigger boobs.'
"Fine." Inuyasha huffed as he lifted a spoonful of vegetables and held them at eye level studying them cautiously. He lifted his nose to sniff them when he saw Kagome glaring at him from across the table.
"It's not poison. Eat it."
Inuyasha scrunched up his nose before shoving the food in his mouth, trying not to gag on the taste of healthy food touching his tongue and tormenting his taste buds.
"Thank y-"
Ding Dong.
Kagome stopped mid sentence at the ring of the doorbell and hopped up searching the kitchen for her rosary. She swept the cabinets clean, looked in the cracks, and even checked the fridge. She came up empty every time.
"I could've sworn…"
Ding Dong. Ding Dong. Ding Dong.
"Who the hell is that!?" Kagome yelled angrily at the quick ringing of the bell.
"Calm down." Inuyasha said getting out of his seat and slipping his own beaded necklace over his head. "I'll get the door and you can go look upstairs."
"Thanks." Kagome gave Inuyasha a quick kiss before running up the steps.
Inuyasha walked over to the door that was now being pounded upon and opened it only to be shoved to the side by four obviously pissed off girls.
"Move lover boy!" Sango demanded as she pushed past him and the other girls simply followed in suit moving him over to the side.
"Where's Kagome?" Rin asked poking her head inside of the living room, searching.
"She's –"
"She's upstairs." Kagura informed, leading the four girls up the stairs with her nose, stomping loudly up the stairs, shaking the entire house's structure. Inuyasha contemplated whether he should leave due to the rising amount of estrogen –and the fact there was a moody pregnant girl and four pissed off ones – but when he figured Kagome would only be angrier at him and decided to follow.
"Kagome!" Sango shouted as she threw open the door to Kagome's room to see Kagome with her head shoved under the bed, searching. "You are not going to believe what that two-timing –"
"Bastard!"
"Son of a Bitch!"
"ASSHOLE!"
"-did now." Sango finished after each girl put in their own insults."
"What did K –"
"He hit on Ayame!" Rin blurted out cutting into Kagome's question.
"WHAT!" Kagome shouted her head yanking out from beneath her bed.
"We were at WacDonalds when he…. Oh. My. God."
"When did…"
"What the hell?"
"What happened to you?"
"Shit."
Kagome's head snapped to Inuyasha who had murmured the last comment and looked for an explanation as to why he let the four crazy friends of hers upstairs and what the hell everyone was gasping at. He only made a motion to his head and patted where his silver ears usually sat. Kagome slowly moved her hands up the sides of her head, making a sharp intake of air when her hands couldn't grasp her ears. She forced her hands to continue its journey through her hair until they ran into a pair of soft triangles resting on the top of her head.
"It's only been two months." She whispered in disbelief. Claws, fangs, ears, better hearing and smelling. It was all going so fast! She hadn't even formed a noticeable bump in her stomach.
"There's no limit on it." Inuyasha said as he maneuvered past the shocked girls to comfort Kagome.
"What doesn't have a limit?" Rin asked, completely confused.
"The rate at which –"
"YOU'RE TRANSFORMING!!" Ayame announced to the world, all the pieces finally clicking in her head.
"Duh." Sango bluntly stated as she kept studying Kagome up and down, still confused a bit. "But how?"
"You transform sometimes when you mate but…"
In a flash Rin was shoving Inuyasha to the side again and pulling down the neckline of Kagome's shirt revealing a red crescent shaped mark in the juncture between her neck and shoulder.
"Oh…"
"My…"
"Kami!"
"You mated!"
"And didn't tell us."
"When?"
"Where?"
"How did you keep this away from us for so long?"
The constant yelling and gasps and bombardment of questions were making Kagome go mental. A.K.A mood swing central. The pounding of her ears from all the yelling was killing her and question after question was making her head spin as if she were in the middle of a math test. Her vision was starting to blur and her anger was boiling, her ears emitting steam.
'Here it comes.' Inuyasha thought as he noticed Kagome's hands curl and eye twitch. '3…2…1…'
"SHUT THE HELL UP!"
They all stared at Kagome in fear. Kagome was usually the calm one and only got seriously pissed at people who deserve it. She only snapped on her friends when she was totally stressed from cramming. This loud, easily angry Kagome was new to them.
"What did you do to Kagome?" Kagura asked breaking the stunned silence, glaring at Inuyasha.
"She's just transforming. Hanyous aren't the most patient people in the world and you guys playing twenty fucking questions ain't helpin' her."
"Well wouldn't you like to know what's going on if your friend starts growing ears?!" Ayame yelled hysterically making wild motions above her head.
"And she has a mate mark." Sango added.
"For more than two months!" Rin pointed out loudly.
Kagome looked at her friends and Inuyasha bickering about her as if she wasn't standing right there. Did they not just hear her blow her to? What did she have to do to get some attention around here?
"Maybe if you would shut up…"
Kagome began to wonder why her situation was stressful for everyone else. She didn't remember Inuyasha and her friends being the ones to get pregnant and ears popping out of the top of her heads. They didn't have the crazy father who was prejudice. So why the hell were they all freaking?
"Maybe if you let us talk to her we'll shut up."
"Well maybe she doesn't want to talk to you."
"Just move you possessive jerk!"
"WOULD YOU ALL STOP!?" Kagome shouted again trying to get their attention again they finally turned to listen to her. "You guys aren't the ones that are transforming or pregnant so will you all just shut up?! I already have a head –"
"PREGNANT!"
'Oh shit.'
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Originally I wanted to make this longer but I am so brain dead so reactions to Kagome pregnant will have to wait until the next chapter b/c I really can't think at all. I know you are ready to slice and dice me but before you pull out that knife, REVIEW!!
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