Two things.

1 Short Chap. Long one next time. Don't kill me. Please?

2 Dedicated to crazyvampiregurlThanks for the idea!!! Mwa!

Previously....

If only the detention room door hadn't burst open just as Edward's lips were about to meet mine.

If only a certain pixie's screaming hadn't been so loud.

If only Mr Banner hadn't woken up with a start.

EPOV

Bella and I froze.

"I KNEW IT!" screamed Alice, dancing into the room. "Well, actually, I didn't, you had me totally fooled, but... I KNEW IT! HA!" She suddenly noticed Mr Banner. "Oh, hi Mr B. Funny story....."

I expected Mr Banner to yell, but he had gone pale. "D-did I fall asleep?"

The three of us nodded.

"W-well, lets not mention that little detail to anyone shall we?" he hurriedly collected up his work from the desk and stood up. "Detention is now over. You're free to go." He sprinted out of the room.

Alice giggled and sat down at a desk. "So...."

Bella suddenly stood up off my lap. "Ugh! Alice! You have the worst timing EVER! Just as Edward and I were about to have a 'experiment kiss' you had to barge in and stop us!"

An experiment kiss?

"An experiment kiss?"

Bella sighed dramatically. "Yes, Alice. We were sitting here talking about how you're always going on, saying we'd make a great couple. So we thought we'd try kissing each other, just to see if the chemistry was there."

Alice's mouth dropped open. "B-but....But you were...You were...."

"Just about to try when you barged in and stopped us." finished Bella sadly. She turned to me. "But the mood is kind of gone now, don't you agree Edward?"

I nodded dumbly. This girl was a genius.

Alice looked just about ready to cry. "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!"

I stood up and slung my arm over Bella's shoulder. "You want to get out of here, dude?"

"DUDE?!" screeched Alice. "DUDE?! SHE IS NOT YOUR DUDE! SHE IS THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE! SHE IS YOUR SOUL MATE! NOT YOUR DUDE!" She banged her head down on the desk. "Ow."

Emmett chose that moment to saunter in, eating a large bucket of chicken sticks. "Did it work yet, Alice?"

"Plan 'Performing Monkeys' is no go Emmett." she mumbled rubbing her head.

"Why is your plan of spying on us in detention called 'Plan performing monkeys'?" Bella laughed.

Alice shook her head and winced. "No, I wasn't spying on you. I just happened to be passing by the detention room and saw you."

"So what's plan performing monkeys?"

Emmett came and sat on a desk. "Oh, well you see, Alice reckons that being together on stage is really romantic, so....."

Alice slapped him. Then her eyes lit up. "Plan PM could still work actually..... That's IT!"

Em bit into a chicken stick. "Admit it. I'm a genius."

My sister ignored him and turned to us with a huge grin on her face. "Edward, Bella. How would you two like to perform in a little show....?"

Bella started to run towards the door but Alice grabbed her ear. "Let me rephrase that. Edward, Bella. I've signed you up for a talent quest. This Friday. No, but's, no's or can't's."

"But. No. Can't." Bella yelled.

Alice sighed. "I see that I am going to have to do this the hard way."

I gulped. "Does this involve the death of my piano?"

"Or my truck?" Bella squeaked, trying to free her ear.

Alice shook her head. "No. But it involves the death of both of you. In the form of a shopping spree."

"I'm in the show!"

I turned to stare at Bella and she shrugged.

"Well I'm not scared of you." I told Alice.

"Yeah...." she smirked. "But you are scared of Esme when she's mad. And she's already bought tickets."

I groaned. "I'm in." For there was nothing that scared me more, than Esme when she's unhappy. Or worse....Disappointed. Shudder.

"Yay!" Alice released Bella's ear. "This is great. I've picked you out your first song. You're the opening and closing act."

"WE HAVE TO GO ON STAGE TWICE!?"

"You know, there's this really cool shop filled with the most revealing, expensive...."

Bella smiled. It looked more like a grimace. "Two performances sounds like fun."

"That's what I thought you said." Alice said sweetly. "Anyway, as I was saying. I picked out your song for the closing act. But I'm letting you two pick the opening one."

"I can't sing?" Bella tried.

Alice ignored her. We had all heard Bella singing in the shower. She was amazing.

"What's the song you picked out?" I asked calmly. I knew it was best never to mess with Alice. Just go with what she orders, and you might just live to tell the tale.

"Not telling." she replied breezily.

Bella gasped. "But how will we know the WORDS?!"

Alice rolled her eyes. "It's a song you know, silly. You both know it off by heart."

I tried to think of all the songs we both knew. There were too many.

"So, pick a song. Practice, practice, practice. Don't worry about wardrobe, obviously. And...have fun!" She stood up, slapped Emmett a high five and walked out.

I glanced over at Bella who was looking extremely frightened.

Emmett but his lip and held out the KFC box. "Um...Chicken stick?"