Me: Hey, guys! What's up?
Ikuto: The ceiling.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA That's not funny, Ikuto. -_- First review is from Tigerfighter98!
Lol that was awesome!
Dares!
Kukai: Sing "I Don't Dance" with Nagihiko. (I have made a video about this)
Utau: Tell Kukai your undying love for him.
Ikuto: Charanari with Miki!
Amu: You have to kiss all the guys except Tadagay. (Gomen Tadase.)
Nadeshiko: Kiss Kukai on the cheek.
Nagihiko: Charanari with Temari and chase Kukai.
Also can I come on again? My name is Marian this time.
Thank ya!
Me: Thank you! …I always pictured Kukai and Nagi singing "I Don't Dance". The song fits them well. ^^
Marian: (comes in again)
B = Nagi, U = Kukai, B + U = Nagi & Kukai
Hey, oh!
Play ball
Hey, hey
Woo!
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter
SWING!
I've got to just do my thing
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter
SWING!
I'll show you that it's one and the same
Baseball, dancing, same game
It's easy
Step up to the plate, start swingin'
I wanna play ball and that's all this what I do
It ain't no dance that you can show me
You never know
I know
Never try
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time, yeah
Come on!
I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no
If I can do this, well, you can do that, but
I don't dance
HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!
I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor
I don't dance, no!
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter
SWING!
I've got to just do my thing
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter
SWING!
Two steppin', now you're up to bat
Bases loaded, do your dance
It's easy
Take your best shot
JUST HIT IT
I've got what it takes, playin' my game
So you best spin that pitch you're gonna throw me, yeah
I'll show you how I swing
You never know
I know
Never try
There's just one little thing
That stops me every time
Come on!
I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no no
If I can do this, well, you can do that
But I don't dance
HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!
I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor
I don't dance, no!
Lean back, tuck it in, take a chance
Swing it around, spin around, do the dance
I wanna play ball, not dance hall
I'm makin' triple, not a curtain call
I can prove it to you till you know it's true
'Cause I can swing it, I can bring it to the diamond, too
You're talkin' a lot
Show me what you got
STOP
SWING!
Hey, come on, swing it like this
OH, SWING!
Jitterbug, ratatatatatatatata
That's what I mean, that's how you swing
You make a good pitch, but I don't believe
I can say you can
I KNOW I CAN'T!
I don't…
DANCE!
You can do it!
I don't dance, no
Nothin' to it
Atta boy, atta boy, yeah
Hey batter, batter
Hey batter, batter
WHAT?
1, 2, 3, 4
Everybody swing
COME ON!
I don't dance
I know you can
Not a chance, no no
If I can do this, well, you can do that
But I don't dance
HIT IT OUT OF THE PARK!
I don't dance
I say you can
There's not a chance
Slide home, you score
Swingin' on the dance floor
I don't dance, no!
Marian & me: BRAVO! :D
SC Cast except Kukai and Nagihiko: …
Me: …GUYS!
SC Cast except Kukai and Nagihiko: Bravo…
Marian: :)
Utau: Wait…what undying love? I don't have an undying love for him.
Me: -_- Utau, your denial is really starting to get on the reviewers' nerves.
Utau: How would you know?
Me: 'Cause I actually READ my reviews…? Duh…
Utau: -_- Fine. Kukai, I have an "undying love" for you. Happy now?
Marian: Not really…
Utau: I DON'T CARE. DEAL WITH IT.
Marian: T-T
Me: Utau! (comforts Marian-chan)
Utau: -_-
Marian: You know what would make me feel better? Seeing Ikuto charanari with Miki.
Ikuto: WHAT? No way.
Me: (glares at Ikuto) Marian-chan needs to cheer up, and you're my ticket to that. And must I really take out Chainsaw-chan again?
Ikuto: …My own heart: Unlock. Charanari: Spade Lynx.
Me: …The charanari names are improving. Not exactly outstanding, but they're a lot less suckish now.
Marian: Okay, I think I feel better now.
Me: Yay. :) Time for Amu to make out with some guys.
Amu: (red as a tomato and starts making out with Ikuto)
Ikuto: (smirks)
Amu: (starts making out with Kukai)
Kukai: O.O
Amu: (starts making out with Nagi)
Nagihiko: O.o
Amu: (starts making out with Kairi)
Kairi: …
Utau & Rima: Amu… (evil aura)
Yaya: O.O Yaya didn't have to see all of that…
Amu: I'M SORRY, UTAU AND RIMA! GOMENASAI!
Utau: …Fine.
Rima: …Hmph.
Tadase: (in the girly corner) Why…?
Marian: I'm sorry, Tadase.
Tadase: (still depressed in Girly-chan :D)
Me: …Didn't Kairi destroy Girly-chan in the last chapter?
Kairi: Musashi gave me a very harsh scolding and made me repair the girly corner.
Tadase: (still in Girly-chan)
Me: …Tadase, seriously. Stop snuggling with Girly-chan. -_-
Tadase: (ignores me D:)
Me: D:
Nadeshiko: …Well…my first dare doesn't seem very bad…it's only on the cheek… (kisses Kukai on the cheek)
Nagihiko: (evil aura) One strike for you, Souma. (charanaris with Temari and chases Kukai)
Kukai: (being chased) AW, MAN! YOU EVEN DROPPED THE "-KUN" FROM MY NAME!
Nadeshiko: Nagihiko only doesn't use an honorific when he's really mad at someone. Don't worry, he'll eventually let it go.
Marian & me: Next review is from Mermain123!
Still loving this, me and my charas are hoping to come back if it's not to much trouble. Tadase, I want to give you a lotion to heal your poor butt. Now...
Ikuto: Locked up with a bunch of his fangirls who haven't had anything Ikuto for three days. It'll just be for the chapter and just put him back after each truth or dare. Because you're a cat, you also need to act like Kyo from Fruits basket.
Kukai: You need a new hairstyle. And have you ever kissed someone underwater?
Tadase: You can act like Yuki from Fruits Basket (Hehehe, you can beat up Ikuto).
Amu: You are going to act like Amy Rose while someone else (don't know who) acts like Sonic.
Nagi: Have you ever been in your underwear only in public and also you have to let Tadase date who he wants. Meaning if he wants your sister, let him.
Nade: You need to see what it's like to act like your brother.
Anyway, that's all for now.
P.S. I think Daichi found Emo-chan when he and Ran made out, try hiding it again. ^.^ Bye now.
Nagihiko: (has stopped chasing Kukai)
Me: Thank you! ^^ …Uh, are you sure it was Emo-chan? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I scrapped it. ;)
Daichi: Oh, you didn't know? After you threw it in the dumpster, Kukai snuck there and got Emo-chan back from the trash. He tried to hide it and…well, there it is. (points at Emo-chan)
Me: (looks at Kukai) -_- Seriously, Kukai? Move on from Emo-chan already! (poofs Emo-chan to who knows where)
Kukai: NOOOO! D:
Astrea: (comes in again and immediately gives Tadase a lotion) Here's a lotion that might soothe your painful bottom. ;D
Tadase: Thanks! …Wait, Fujisaki-kun didn't touch this, did he?
Nagihiko: Hotori-kun, I didn't know she was going to give you a lotion! And I'm pretty sure that Astrea-chan would know if I touched it or not!
Astrea: …No, he didn't touch anything.
Tadase: …Okay! Thanks again! (takes the lotion)
Marian: (looks at me) Nagihiko's really been mean to Tadase after Nadeshiko became real, didn't he?
Me: (nods) Yup.
Nagihiko: Nah, he can have her. As long as he doesn't mess up and break her heart, I'm okay with it now.
Me: What happens if Tadase DOES break Nadeshiko's heart?
Nagihiko: …He'll be broken, too. Physically, of course.
Ikuto: (is suddenly poofed to a room filled with Ikuto fangirls)
Ikuto fangirls: IKUTO-KUN! :DDDD
Ikuto: …F***.
~Back to the others~
Me: -_- Okay, Ikuto needs to disinfect his mouth, even though he's acting like Kyo right now. I'm pretty sure those two have a lot in common.
Kukai: …I need a new hairstyle? What's wrong with the one I have now?
Astrea: I don't know, I just think that you need a new one.
Kukai: …No, I've never kissed a girl underwater. (is poofed to a salon)
Marian: …Aren't salons only for girls…?
Me: Of course not…I think…I'm not so sure…
Tadase: …So…I just beat up Ikuto-niisan whenever he comes back?
Astrea: Pretty much.
Tadase: …Okay.
Me: …And I would normally think that Ikuto should be the one who's going to act like Sonic, but he's currently busy… (referring to his fangirls) …That's it! You go with Ikuto! (poofs Amu to wherever Ikuto is)
~With Amuto~
Amu: (appears)
Ikuto: (struggling to keep his fangirls from glomping him) Amu, what are you doing here?
Amu: …Start acting like Sonic the Hedgehog.
Ikuto: …Okay.
Amu: (notices Ikuto's fangirls and gasps) Ikuto, you blockhead! What's with all the girls?
Ikuto: Relax, Amu. I got this under control.
~With everyone else~
Nagihiko: Why do I have such a weird question? And no, I haven't. …How come my now-real sister is being let off easy on the dares? I get horrible and torturous ones.
Me: The "I Don't Dance" thing wasn't very horrible.
Marian: Yeah!
Astrea: Neither was the "chasing Kukai around while you're charanaried with Temari" dare.
Marian: Ha! See? I let you off easy, Nagihiko.
Nagihiko: …
Nadeshiko: What's it like acting like my brother?
Astrea: I don't know, that's why you're going to find out.
Nadeshiko: But…I'm not sure how to start…
Astrea: Don't worry, it'll eventually come to you.
Kukai: (comes back from the salon)
Everyone else except Amu and Ikuto: (jaw drop)
Kukai: I KNOW, I KNOW! IT'S A TERRIBLE HAIRDO!
Me: (stifling laughter) K-Kukai…y-you have an afro…
Kukai: So I've been told. -_-
Me: Next review is from Chocolate covered charas!
I love this chapter! And BTW I would TOTALLY blurt the word "yaoi" at even the slightest mention of it. X3 I love these things! C-can I c-come on again? OwO I-I'm sorry I-I'm shy.
DARES: I dare Ikuto and Nagi to have yaoi scene my favorite yaoi pairing for Shugo Chara. :) Blame Apple-chan, she got me thinking about it so don't hate me, Nagi and Ikuto. ^^ I dare Rima to act like a whore. XD my friends said that would be impossible so prove dem wrong!
*LE GASP* IKUTO! NO BEING MEAN TO XxhoneyleafxX! FOR THIS I BANISH YOU TO YOAI HELL! *I love yaoi, could ya tell?*
Since Nade is new...NO EXCEPTION ANYWAY. :D I dare her and Nagi to switch and pretend to be each other! Also I hate Rikka soooo she goes to yoai hell with Ikuto. (Yoai hell = where men in spendex try to rape other men. :D There's some innocence in there if you concentrate)
LOVE THIS. 3
UPDATE, FRIENDLY FRIEND. :)
Me: THANK YOU, FRIENDLY FRIEND.
Choco: (comes on again) H-hi.
Me: Don't blame me for the yaoi! Blame the Nagi/Ikuto kissing dare! …No, I'm not blaming Robbins-chan. I'm just blaming the dare itself. :3
Amu & Ikuto: (are poofed back here)
Tadase: (starts beating up Ikuto)
Me: (pries Tadase off Ikuto then points at Ikuto and the private room) YOU. IN. THERE. WITH. NAGI. NOW.
Ikuto: …With Girly Boy?
Me: -_- Yes.
Ikuto: Aw, come on, I already had to kiss him. It was awkward enough just doing that.
Me: DO I CARE? NO, I DON'T.
Choco, Astrea & Marian: LOL xD
Me: (pushes Nagi and Ikuto into the private room) Choco-chan, if you want to watch them, you can.
Choco: O.O I WANT TO WATCH! (runs into the private room)
Me: …So Choco-chan likes Ikagi (Ikuto/Nagi). I normally don't care much for yaoi, but I like Kukagi (Kukai/Nagi). :D
Kukai: WHAT?
Me: :DDDD
Rima: (scowls) I will NOT act like a whore.
Me: Yes, you will.
Rima: … (drags Tadase, Kukai, and Kairi into another private room)
Ikuto & Nagihiko: (come out twitching)
Choco: (comes out looking very happy :D)
Me: You got what you wanted? ^^
Choco: Yep. :D
Me: (bans Ikuto to yaoi hell)
Ikuto fangirls: NOOO! IKUTO-KUN!
Me: What the- HEY! YOU FANGIRLS, GET OUTTA HERE!
Rima: (comes out counting some money)
Tadase, Kukai & Kairi: (come out with their wallets empty)
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: (go into the dressing room)
~A few minutes later~
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: (come out looking like each other)
Rima: (counting Kukai, Kairi, and Tadase's money)
Me: Goodbye, Rikka. (bans Rikka to yaoi hell)
Choco, Astrea & Marian: Next review is from 14AmyChan!
If laughing were against the law, I'd be in Sing Sing by now~! *^_^*
DARE!
Ikuto: Drop all personality dares and kiss Amu for an hour~! *^_^*
Amu: Enjoy the kiss.
Rima and Nagihiko: Go to a really hot deserted island handcuffed together where you will be completely alone for a chapter regardless of other dares. (They will be sent to you~! *^_^*)
Tadase: Burn Girly-chan yourself. :D
Nadeshiko: WELCOME BACK~! *^_^*
TRUTH!
Kairi: Which do you like better, Amu or Yaya?
Ikuto: When did you first fall in love with Amu?
Tadase: Why did you ever let yourself get caught in a skirt? All those times and you get caught once... Don't worry, I have the other pictures of all those other twelve times~! *^_^*
Can I come back in, Apple-chan? *^_^*
THANK YOU ALL! *^_^*
Me: Thank you! ^^
Amy: (comes back in)
Ikuto: (comes back from yaoi hell) Ugh…that was the worst place on Earth…
Choco: It's not the worst place on Earth, since hell is not on Earth. And where's Rikka?
Ikuto: You mean the second-grader Guardian Apprentice? She's still stuck there.
Me: …Just start making out with your soul mate. -_-+
Ikuto: Okay. (starts making out with Amu)
Amu: (secretly enjoying it)
Amy: (starts taking pictures)
~After an hour~
Ikuto: (pulls away and goes back to the fangirl house)
Rima & Nagihiko: (suddenly disappear into thin air)
~Meanwhile, in a really hot, deserted island~
Rima: (holds up handcuffs) Why are we handcuffed to each other AGAIN? I OFFICIALLY HATE HANDCUFFS NOW.
Nagihiko: You're not the only one who feels that way right now.
~Back to the others~
Tadase: (sniffs) G-goodbye…Girly-chan… (burns Girly-chan)
All guest stars & me: LOL
Tadase: T-T
Amy: Time for your question, Kairi.
Kairi: (blushes) Erm… (pushes up his glasses) Perhaps my feelings for Joker are actually feelings of admiration, and Ace…
Yaya: IT'S YAYA!
Kairi: …I'm not quite so sure about my feelings for her yet.
Amy: …I'm going to take that as you like Yaya better. (poofs Ikuto back here)
Ikuto: I fell in love with Amu when we went to the amusement park. Duh.
Amy: …
Me: (poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls)
Amy: …Tadase?
Tadase: (in a fetal position) I never wore a skirt that many times…
Amy: …But…I have pictures to prove it…
Tadase: NOOO! DON'T SHOW THEM!
Amy: -_- Just answer the freaking question already.
Tadase: Well…Fujisaki-kun threatened to put it on by force…and he's stronger than me, so I knew that I would've ended up in the skirt anyway.
Amy: …O…kay, then…
All other guests: Next review is from Ama-Hinamori-Sohma!
lololololol
I luv torturing people...
Darez;
Ikuto Rape Utau! In a private room, Kukai has to watch tha WHOLE thing! Then afterwards, Kukai, describe wat u saw and how u felt! Kukai could attack Ikuto after he's done describing, so Souma, don't hold back! Or I will hunt u down myself, with CHAINSAW-CHAN!
Ikuto & Rima, make-out session 4 uh, 30 min. Nagi watch tha whole thing! Then Nagi u can chara change with Temari to go ahed and DYSTROY IKUTO! MWAHAHAHA... but Apple-chan revive him, I wanna torture him more!
Kutau: HOSHINA UTAU! (God, I sounded like Tadase rite there!) U GET UR FREAKIN FEELINS STRIGHT AND CONFESS UR BURNING LUV TO KUKAI!
Yaya i dare u to say "Tha gay department called, and they want their gay prince back" to Tadase (no offense Tadase luv but, it will b interesting.
Ikuto: Change in to a fiery red halter-cut\mid-thigh dress, then dye ur hair red, make up ur face o-d, then scream out that ur gay and u luv to cross-dress, & don't 4get to leave out u r proud! (Make sure people in Belgium can hear u!)
Kukai: Go ahead and act to break Utau's heart in front of Ikuto, in Spanish. Then Ikuto, as a reward, u can go ahead and lash out all of ur freakin' anger on... Rima! (srry Rima)
Then Nagi, attack Ikuto and u r aloud to kill him. Oh and then Rima is HEALED by mi if I can guest star again?
Then there were 4, wat to do...
Tadagay *coughs loudly* (srry, I wanted to try that!) I mean Tadase, has the right of not doing any 3 dares... just 3, chose wisely. PLZ DONT H8 MI! I THINK HE DESERVES A BREAK! Poor boy dealing with all these Amuto and Ikuto luvers (no offense).
Kairi: Act like ur in luv with Nadeshiko and try to seduce her (if u even kno how2).
Nadeshiko: Act as Nagi and try to make-out with Rima...I'd like to see that happen!
And lastly Amu...don't think I 4got 'bout u. Amu has to get in the strapless mid-thigh blue dress that Ikuto got in to and then try to seduce Kairi.
LUV THA STRY! Update! Have a nice trip 2 Taiwan! Bye Amiga!
-Ama H.S
Me: Thank you! …And Taiwan is okay, but I come here every year. :D …But I kept on throwing up on the plane ride…I didn't feel so good. =.= (poofs Ikuto back here)
Ama: (comes in again and pushes Utau, Ikuto, and Kukai into a private room)
Ikuto: I'm not willing to do this…
Ama: TOO BAD! (closes the door on them)
~After 40 minutes~
Kukai, Utau & Ikuto: (come out twitching)
Ama: …Well…?
Kukai: Well, Ikuto pinned Utau to the wall, and then started trying to make out with her, and then started stripping her, and during the whole time, Utau was yelling. My own heart: Unlock! Charanari: Sky Jack! GET BACK HERE, TSUKIYOMI! (starts chasing Ikuto)
Ikuto: (character changes with Yoru and starts running)
~After Kukai catches Ikuto and beats the stuffing out of him~
Ikuto: (is poofed to the island and immediately starts making out with Rima)
Rima: (trying to pull away)
Nagihiko: …
~After 30 minutes~
Nagihiko: (character changed with Temari) HRAGGGGHHHH! GET BACK HERE, TSUKIYOMI! (kills Ikuto)
Rima: O.O
Nagihiko: (cancels character change and looks at Ikuto's dead body) …Oops.
~After Ikuto is back to everyone else~
Me: (sighs and revives Ikuto)
Ikuto: (calls Nagi on the phone) DUDE! WHY KILL ME?
Nagihiko: …I'm sorry, but you were making out with Rima-chan for 30 minutes straight.
Ikuto: -_-
Me: (poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls)
Utau: Why must I confess AGAIN? I confessed earlier for Marian's dare.
Marian: Ah, but that was an "undying love". It's a "burning love" this time.
Ama: Exactly. ^^
Utau: Fine… Kukai, I have a "burning love" for you. No joke.
Kukai: …
Yaya: Tadase, the gay department called, and they want their gay prince back.
Tadase: (shrugs) Okay. Who's the "gay prince"?
Yaya: It's Tadase, of course!
Tadase: M-Me?
Ama: Yes, you.
Tadase: T.T (goes to Girly-chan)
Me: -_- Tadase, you are seriously overusing Girly-chan. (poofs Ikuto back here)
Choco, Amy & Astrea: (pushes Ikuto into the dressing room)
~After Ikuto is done changing~
Ikuto: (wearing the dress) …I'm gay, I love to crossdress…and I'm proud.
Ama: Louder.
Ikuto: (speaks a little louder) I'm gay, I love to crossdress, and I'm proud.
Ama: Louder!
Ikuto: I'm gay, I love to crossdress, and I'm proud!
Ama: LOUDER!
~Back in Belgium~
From the distance: I'M GAY, I LOVE TO CROSSDRESS, AND I'M PROUD! I'M GAY, I LOVE TO CROSSDRESS, AND I'M PROUD! I'M GAY, I LOVE TO CROSSDRESS, AND I'M PROUD!
All Belgians: O.O
~Back to SC Cast~
SC Cast except Ikuto: O.O
All guest stars & me: ROFL
Ikuto: That was NOT cool. -_-
Ama: (gradually stops laughing) Okay, time for Kukai's dare.
Kukai: Uh…Utau, eres tan feo, que haga llorar comidas feliz. ¿Por qué cada vez que te gusta? (Utau, you're so ugly, you make happy meals cry. Why did I ever like you?)
Utau: W-What?
Ikuto: Souma…
Me: (poofs Ikuto to the the hot deserted island)
~Meanwhile, with Rimahiko and after Ikuto's anger is completely let out~
Nagihiko: IKUTO! WHAT IS THAT! (points at an injured Rima)
Ikuto: Uh…
Nagihiko: AAAHHHHH!
(We interrupt this fanfic due to extreme violence and murder. :D Please stand by.)
Ikuto: (dead)
Nagihiko: (whistling innocently)
Ama: (suddenly appears and heals Rima) -_- Nagihiko, don't whistle like that as if we didn't see all that. (revives Ikuto and takes him back to the fangirls)
~Back to the others~
Tadase: …I get to not do any 3 dares? :)
Ama: Yep! ^^
Tadase: Yay!
Me: Now Kairi, seduce Nadeshiko! ^^
Kairi: Just because I know what the word "seduce" means does not mean that I know how to do that.
Me: -_-
Marian: -_-
Astrea: -_-
Choco: -_-
Amy: -_-
Ama: -_-
Kairi: All of your faces will get stuck like that if you don't stop.
Me: …Just act like you're in love with her, Sanjo.
Kairi: Uh…
Nadeshiko: It's okay, Sanjo-kun, you don't have to if you don't want to. ^^
Kairi: Thank good-
Ama: NO! YOU CAN'T BACK OUT!
Kairi: …
Me: (poofs Nadeshiko to the island)
~At the island~
Nadeshiko: (tries to make out with Rima)
Rima: (speechless and trying to move away)
Nagihiko: …
~After Nadeshiko is done and is back to the others~
Kairi: NADESHIKO! YOU TRIED TO MAKE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO ISN'T ME! DX
Me: O.O OOC KAIRI!
Kairi: …
Ama: (pushes Amu into the dressing room)
~A few minutes later~
Amu: (wearing the blue dress and trying to seduce Kairi)
Me: (amused) Now, we have a girl with pink hair wearing a dress trying to seduce a guy who is pretending to be in love with another girl who just became real. The next review is from Pk Love Omega!
XD Ok…that was epic win. Yes Rima, I do act like you xD
Amu: How…did you get pink hair!
Tadase: ...Uhh, do you hate me? I'm sorry. ):*hugs*
Ikuto: ...Gahh! Fine! XD You're SEXY. XD No "m".
Nagi: Torture one character all you want.
Yoru: You are SO cute. :3
Yaya: Uhh, sooo...any crushes!
Kukai: Fine. xD You're sexy too. I love yur hair...still. If you could do one thing, wat wud it be!
All: The shyest person…?
Update soon! (: Lucky...last day of school...!
Me: Thank you! ^^
Amu: What do you mean how I got pink hair? It's my natural hair color.
Me: -_- Both of your parents have brown hair, Amu. How would you get pink?
Amu: How should I know? (cool n' spicy attitude)
All guests and me: (facepalm)
Tadase: It's alright, I don't hate you. I'm just embarrassed after the rap.
~Back to Ikuto and his fangirls~
Ikuto: (pries himself off of his fangirls) Before we continue, here's a question: Am I sexy or smexy?
All Ikuto fangirls: SEXY!
Ikuto: Yeah. That's what I thought.
~Back to Rimahiko~
Nagihiko: (reads Omega-chan's review)
Rima: Still doesn't seem like she acts like me. -_-
Nagihiko: Rima-chan…
Rima: What.
Nagihiko: Uh…why did that sound like a statement instead of a question?
Rima: Of course it's a statement…duh.
Nagihiko: No, after that. You said, "What." Instead of "What?"
Rima: My "whats" are statements.
Nagihiko: … (dials on his phone) Hello, Apple-chan? Send Hotori-kun over here. (hangs up)
Rima: You want to torture Tadase? You said that you wouldn't do anything to him.
Nagihiko: That doesn't mean I've forgiven him yet.
Tadase: (appears)
Nagihiko: (leers at Tadase)
Tadase: Uh… (backs away)
~Back to Apple-chan~
Yoru: I feel loved. :3
Yaya: Yaya has a crush on candy! :3
Me: (sighs) Of course you do…
Yaya: What was that?
Me: Nothing!
Kukai: (sulks) You don't love my hair anymore now that it's an afro…it's all Astrea's fault…
Astrea: WHAT? NO, IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR CHOOSING THAT HAIRSTYLE! THERE WERE MORE HAIRSTYLES THAN THAT AFRO YOU HAVE THERE! (points at Kukai's afro)
Kukai: (scowls) If I could do one thing, it would be TO GET RID OF THIS STUPID HAIRSTYLE.
Me: The shyest person is Tadase. :P
Everyone else including guests: (nod in agreement)
Me: Next review is from SunRaysREdible!
Aww :3
I love Ikuto and his brother complexes. xD
So anyway, over the past week I learnt the Love and Joy dance (Self taught) so I decided the only way to celebrate was have all the characters and hosts to dance the Love and Joy dance! YEAH!
Let's scrap Girly-chan and have... MACHO-CHAN! Mwahahahaha
I dare Nagihiko to eat a lemon and Rima to eat a lime, have a heated make out session, then tell us if it tastes like Lemon and Lime!
I dare Tadase to eat a strawberry, then tell Ikuto he ate Amu. (I'm feeling weird so I had to say that)
I dare Amu to confess her undying love to Hank's grave. (Don't think I forgot about him!)
Enjoy your trip! ^_^
Me: Thank you! I didn't enjoy the plane ride, though… Anyways, I enjoy Nagi's complexes more, but I'll respect your opinion. :D NOW LET'S START DOING THE LOVE AND JOY DANCE!
All guests: (cheer)
~After Love and Joy dance~
Girly-chan: (disappears)
Macho-chan: (replaces Girly-chan)
Me: Tadase is with Rima and Nagi right now, and I don't think he's going to be very happy once he comes back. :D
~Back to Rimahiko~
Tadase: (groans in pain feeling sorry for himself)
Nagihiko: (dusts himself off)
Rima: Uh, I appreciate the fact that you guys are done with your fight, but everyone else sent a lemon and lime here.
Nagihiko: Uh-oh.
Rima: (reads the attached note) "Dear Rima and Nagi, Nagi eats a lemon and Rima eats a lime. After you're done with that, make out, and see if you taste like Lemon and Lime. :P" …WTF?
Nagihiko: (shrugs) Let's just do this.
Tadase: I'm not sure if I want to see this…I'm still here, you know…
Nagihiko: (glares and blindfolds Tadase and eats the lemon)
Rima: (eats the lime)
~After make-out scene~
Rima: (licks her lips) Um…yeah, it sort of did taste like Lemon and Lime.
Nagihiko: (nods)
Tadase: (takes off his blindfold)
~Back to everyone else except Amuto~
Tadase: (is poofed back here)
Me: Hey, Tadase! Your dare is to- Why do you have bruises all over you?
Tadase: Fujisaki-kun…
Me: (understands) Oh, okay. As I was saying, you need to eat a strawberry and tell Ikuto that you ate Amu.
Tadase: Wait, isn't that kind of…strange?
Me: (shrugs) Don't look at me. (hands Tadase a strawberry)
Tadase: (eats the strawberry)
Me: (poofs Ikuto back here)
Tadase: Ikuto-niisan, I ate Amu-chan.
Ikuto: WHAT?
Me: (quickly poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls before he could do anything to Tadase) ^^'
Amu: (goes to Hank's grave in the cemetery)
Amu: I have an undying love for you, Hank.
Tadase: What? AMU-CHAN! D: I'm going to Girly-chan now…
All guests & me: (laugh nervously)
Me: Well…you see, about that…
Tadase: (notices Macho-chan) WHO ARE YOU?
Me: Tadase, let me introduce you to Macho-chan, the replacement of Girly-chan.
Tadase: WHERE'S GIRLY-CHAN?
Me: Like I'm going to tell you. I don't want you to be like Kukai and retrieve it from the dumpster.
Kukai: Hey!
Tadase: T.T
Marian: Next review is from Robbins!
I'm starting to really love you! (As a fellow writer. I'm straight. Not a lesbian. -.-''')
Anyways, can I get a chance to be in the next chapter? It's my first time asking.
Okays, here are some dares.
1. Ikuto, I really hate you (no offense to Ikuto lovers), so... YOU HAVE TO LET AMI DRESS YOU UP IN HER DOLLY STUFF AND WEAR A PINK CURLY LONG WIG AND LET AMU TAKE A PHOTO OF YOU SMILING IN IT AND PUT IT AS HER PHONE WALLPAPER (DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DELETING IT SECRETLY!) :D (I think even Ikuto lovers will enjoy this :D)
2. Rima! Sit on Nagihiko's lap and let him hug you tightly for 30 minutes. And don't hide your true feelings and NO forced smiles. If you even comment on how HORRIBLE it is for the TINIEST BIT (which obviously isn't true to you) I'll dare for Nagi to burn your manga again! I WANT TO SEE YOUR REAL SMILE
3. Kairi, I want you to check Yaya's teeth and then comment that it's really dirty and HELP her brush THOROUGHLY. :D YAYA! NO PROTEST!
4. All the girls have to crossdress! And then flirt with the guys and make them think they're gay and have betrayed the girl they like (For Ikuto is Amu, Kuukai is Utau, Yaya and Kairi, Nagihiko and Rima). Tadase is...well, already a gay, so don't bother.
5. Nadeshiko (since she's real now) and Nagihiko! Dance together and see who can differentiate who is who (Make it such that only Rima can see who is Nagi! Then everyone will go 'Aww...')
6. Everyone gets 50 soccer balls and throw them at Kuukai together, if Kuukai can dodge then...good for him...or else... YAY! WATCH HIM TRY TO DODGE BUT GET HIT OVER AND OVER!
(Sorry, I just saw a millipede and was scared out of hell. So currently, I'm in a mood where I want to crush people. And I mean crush as in literally.)
7. UTAU! GET OUT OF YOUR DENIAL ALREADY! CONFESS TO KUUKAI (NO FORCED FEELINGS OR I'LL DARE KUUKAI TO MAKE OUT WITH ALL THE GIRLS FOR THREE ONGOING CHAPTERS!) And then have a full make-out session with him. :)
8. Call Tadase 'Prince' and record down his 'MUAHHAHAHAHAH' laughter thingy and then put it as Ikuto's ringtone. Everyone takes turn to call him every 5 seconds after he slam it shut. :D
9. You know in one of the episodes where Ikuto rest his head on Amu's lap? Then she makes his head hit the floor? MAKE HER DO IT REPEATEDLY! LIKE A PATTERN! :D Play some music to make sound more amusing! Like...Caramelldansen (Is it spelled that way?)(NO STOPPING TILL THE SONG IS OVER. :D)
10. Tadase and Amu make out! And then...I'm giving Ikuto a bonus. Kick Tadase THERE. And...any other places you like I guess…or you can kick THERE multiple times...not like he needs it anyway, he's gay. (I'm not really against Tadamu or Amuto but...who cares, you guys make me laugh when you suffer)
Wow...I wrote ten already? Truth to be told...I had around thirty in my head when I was writing this...but I'll write it once the next chapter out to lessen our AMAZING writer's job. :) Seriously! You made me laugh so hard that my mom thought her daughter was going crazy!
Besides, I ALWAYS torture Ikuto in my fanfics. (I even threaten to flush him down the toilet :D)
Anyways, PLEASE DON'T MISS ANY DETAILS IN MY DARES! IT'LL LOSE ITS ABILITY TO TORTURE THEM!
May your amazing-ness always last, Apple-chan (I can call you that, rite?)
Robbins
Me: Thank you! Of course you can call me Apple-chan. Yeah, I think that Caramelldansen's spelled that way…
Robbins: (comes in) HELLO! ^^ Time for the first dare!
Me: (poofs Ikuto back)
Ami: (comes in and dresses Ikuto up into the designated clothes)
Ikuto: (groans and puts on the wig)
Amu: (takes out her phone)
Ikuto: (smiles a strained smile)
Amu: (takes the photo and sets it as her wallpaper)
Ikuto: (grumbles something about "stupid fanfic")
Me: (quickly poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls before he can say more insults about this fanfic you are reading right now)
~Back to Rima and Nagi~
Nagihiko: (reads the note) "Dear Rima, please let Nagi hug you for 30 minutes straight. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT hide your true feelings…or else Nagi will burn you gag manga again." (looks at Rima)
Rima: (has a look of horror on her face but still sits on Nagi's lap)
Nagihiko: (hugs Rima)
Rima: (fails to hold back a smile)
~Back to the others~
Robbins: (looking at Rimahiko on a TV) YAY! RIMA SMILED A REAL SMILE! :DDD
Kairi: (already checking Yaya's teeth) Ace, your teeth are extremely dirty. Come with me. (drags Yaya to a sink)
Yaya: It's Yaya…not Ace…
Kairi: My bad. (starts brushing Yaya's teeth)
Yaya: (whimpers)
~After Yaya's teeth are clean~
Yaya: T-T (looks at her teeth)
Me: (blindfolds all the boys except Nagihiko)
All guests: (quickly push Amu, Yaya, Utau, and Nadeshiko into dressing room)
Me: (poofs Rima back)
Robbins: (also pushes Rima in the dressing room)
~After the girls are done dressing~
Me: (poofs Rima back to the island and takes off the boys' blindfolds)
Tadase: Um…who are they? (points at the girls)
Robbins: (points at Amu) This is Hashimoto Amon.
Amy: (points at Yaya) This is Yamashita Yawara.
Choco: (points at Utau) This is Hayagawa Ukito.
Kukai: Okay…then who's the one with purple hair?
~Meanwhile~
Astrea: (looking up boy names for Nadeshiko) Which one should I use…? There's Namihiko, Naohiko, Naruhiko, Natsuhiko, Nobuhiko, and Norihiko… Whatever! I'm just using Namihiko! (runs back to the others) Guys, this is Nade-
All other guests: (do the "cutting across throat" thing)
Astrea: …Oops! Almost got it mixed up… What I meant to say was that this is Fujita Namihiko! ^^'
Marian: And the one that just got poofed to the island with Rima and Nagihiko was…
Me: (whispers in Marian-chan's ear)
Marian: …Maeda Rihito! ^^'
SC boys except Nagihiko: Okay…
Amu: So you're Ikuto? You seem cool.
Ikuto: Thanks… (thinking) –Why do I feel attracted to Amon somehow…? I'm not gay…am I?-
Ukito (Utau): (goes over to Kukai) Hey, how's it going?
Kukai: Uh…not much…
Yawara (Yaya): HI! ^^
Kairi: H-hello.
Tadase: T.T I feel left out…
Robbins: Shaddup, you. -_-+
Kukai: …GAH! WHY DO I FEEL GAY RIGHT NOW?
Ukito (Utau): (raises an eyebrow) Excuse me?
Kukai: My heart beats faster when I look at you, somehow!
Ukito (Utau): (drops the act) Kid, it's me, Utau.
Kukai: W-what?
Kairi: …Then it's only logical if Ace is Yawara. For a second, I also thought I was homosexual.
Yaya: Right, Kairi-kun! And STOP CALLING YAYA ACE!
Ikuto: …So…Amu?
Amu: (drops the act) Yeah, it's me.
Tadase: So then Fujita-kun is actually Fujisaki-san?
Nadeshiko: Yep.
~At the island~
Nagihiko: So…I'm gay?
Rihito (Rima): If you like me, then yeah.
Nagihiko: …
Rima: (drops the act) PSYCH!
Nagihiko: W-what? Rima-chan!
Rima: I can't believe you fell for it…
~Back to Apple-chan and guests~
Me: Shugo Chara fun fact: All the SC boys are gullible. :3
SC boys except Nagihiko: We are not!
Me: Yeah, yeah. (poofs Nadeshiko to the island where Rima and Nagi are at and poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls)
~Back to the island (We're jumping around a lot)~
Nagihiko: I'm not gullible!
Rima: You still fell for it.
Nadeshiko: …Um…I'm right here, you know…
Nagihiko: (notices Nadeshiko) …When did you get here?
Nadeshiko: (counts her fingers) About 20 seconds.
Nagihiko: …
Nadeshiko: Let's just start dancing, already.
Nagihiko & Rima: ?
Nadeshiko: Long story, just dance with me, Nagihiko.
~After the dance~
Me: (watching through a screen) …Um, can any of you tell which is which twin?
Everyone else who's not at the island except Ikuto: (shake their heads)
~Back to the island~
Rima: Hey, Nadeshiko-
Nadeshiko: Wait, you can tell that it's me?
Rima: Duh.
~Back to the others~
Everyone who's not at the island except Ikuto: Aww…
Me: Moving on! ^^ (gets 50 soccer balls and poofs Nadeshiko back) Let's start throwing these soccer balls at Kukai!
Everyone else besides Kukai, Ikuto, Rima, and Nagihiko: Yeah!
Kukai: O.O What? NO!
All guests & me: TOO BAD! (start pelting soccer balls at him)
SC cast besides Kukai, Rima, Nagihiko, and Ikuto: (also start hitting him with soccer balls)
Kukai: (tries to dodge but fails) OW! OW! OW! …
~After all the soccer balls have been used~
Kukai: (soul coming out of his mouth) A-ahh…
Everyone who has participated in injuring Kukai: ^^
Robbins: (whispers to Utau) It's time, Utau…
Utau: (groans and goes over to the injured Kukai) I like you…Kukai.
Kukai: (suddenly feels better) Really?
Utau: (blushes) Yeah…
Kukai: (starts making out with her)
Me: -_- Oi, you guys, get a room.
Kukai & Utau: (continue making out)
Everyone else in the room except Robbins: (look at Robbins)
Robbins: Hey! How should I have known that the make-out scene was going to be this bad?
Me: Oh, whatever. PRINCE!
Tadase: (character changes) MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marian: (records it and sets it as Ikuto's ringtone)
~Back to Ikuto~
Ikuto: (playing Go Fish) You got any 2's?
Ikuto fangirls: No.
Ikuto's phone: (rings)
Ikuto: What the-? WHEN DID I HAVE THIS RINGTONE? (answers his phone) Hey, Amu, this really isn't a good time to talk right now, I have a weird ringtone that sounds really annoying and familiar-
Amu: (on the phone) I know. Bye. (hangs up)
Ikuto: (slams his phone shut)
~5 seconds later~
Phone: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ikuto: (agitated) HELLO?
Utau: …Sheesh, I just called to say hi… (hangs up)
Ikuto: …
~5 second later~
Ikuto: WHAT?
Tadase: …Ikuto-niisan…a-are you okay?
Ikuto: Oh, Tadase, I'm just fine. (sarcasm)
Tadase: Oh, okay then! Well, that takes care of that! (hangs up)
Ikuto: Wait, I was being sarcastic! And why'd you call me in the first place- Oh, whatever.
~Another 5 seconds later~
Ikuto: (very calmly) Who…is it…
Rima: Hey…they wanted me to call you for some reason…and I did call you…so bye. (hangs up)
Ikuto: …
Ikuto fangirls: Ikuto-kun…
~1/12 of a minute later (which equals 5 seconds)~
Ikuto: (through gritted teeth) What…
Nagihiko: Uh…
Ikuto: What do you want, Girly Boy?
Nagihiko: …Same reason why Rima-chan called… (hangs up)
Ikuto: (clenches his fist)
~If you haven't figured out how many seconds later, you either didn't read this carefully, or you're just plain slow~
Ikuto: WHAT IS IT, SOUMA?
Kukai: Uh…I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE CALLING YOU! (hangs up)
Ikuto: (mutters under his breath) I'd kill that guy…
~You know what? I'm not even going to bother telling you how many seconds~
Yaya: HI, IKUTO-NII! :DDD
Ikuto: … (hangs up on Yaya)
Yaya: NOOOO, DON'T HANG UP ON ME! D:
~After…5 seconds~
Ikuto: Look, I'm going to go easy on you, DO NOT CALL ME. And how did you get my phone number?
Nadeshiko: Oh…Hotori-kun gave it to me. (hangs up)
~Yet another 5 seconds later~
Ikuto: WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU RETARD?
Kairi: …What you just said is extremely rude. (continues lecturing Ikuto)
Ikuto: (hangs up on Kairi)
Kairi: (doesn't notice that Ikuto hung up)
~Back to the others~
Kairi: (still lecturing)
Me: Kairi…you're lecturing into an empty phone…
Kairi: (stops lecturing) What? (notices the beeping) …
Me: …You have your brains, now let's work on your observation skills…
Kairi: …
Me: (poofs Ikuto back)
Ikuto: (visibly in a bad mood) What was up with everyone calling me?
Robbins: ^^' I had nothing to do with that…
Ikuto: (glares at Robbins-chan)
Robbins: O.O
Ikuto: (sighs) I'm tired… (lies on Amu's lap)
Amu: (glares at Ikuto and drops his head on the floor multiple times)
Ama: (playing Caramelldansen)
Ikuto: Ow! Ow! OW! OW!
~After Caramelldansen is over~
Me: A-Amu…the song's over…
Amu: (still banging Ikuto's head)
Robbins: S-seriously, Amu, you can stop now…
Amu: (does not stop)
Me: (sighs) Looks like we gotta call in reinforcements. Girls?
All guests: (pour buckets of water all over Amu)
Amu: H-hey!
Me: Well, you wouldn't stop.
Amu: THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN POUR WATER ALL OVER ME!
Me: Yes, it does.
Amu: -_-
Ikuto: (rubs his sore head)
Me: (pushes Amu towards Tadase) Go for it.
Tadase & Amu: (start making out)
Ikuto: (twitches and kicks Tadase THERE multiple times)
Tadase: (stops making out with Amu and clutches his THERE) Ow!
Ikuto: Serves you right.
Tadase: Ikuto-niisan!
Astrea: …Next review is from xChibinChanx! ^^'
Lol I love your story! Please update soon! Here are the dares!
Every SC girl will be turned into a cute chibi with animal ears and a tail. Amu-cat, Yaya-Chipmunk, Utau-Dog (I couldn't think of a good animal for her), Rima-Bunny, Nade- (Idk, I'm such a baka!)
Then Vice-Versa
The boys/girls can do anything they want to the chibis!
Thx~ (I'm sorry if I sound rude or selfish!)
Me: Don't worry, you don't sound rude/selfish! ^^ And you are not a baka! And thank you!
SC girls: (get turned into their respective animals)
Ikuto: (rubs against Kitty Amu) Aw, you're a cat. That must mean that we're destined to be together.
Amu: IT DOES NOT! NYA~
Kukai: Hey, Utau~! Look! It's your favorite toy! (holds up a fake rubber bone)
Utau: Woof! Woof!
Kukai: (throws the toy)
Utau: (chases after it) CURSE MY ANIMAL INSTINCTS!
Kairi: … (pokes Chipmunk Yaya)
Yaya: HEY! DO NOT POKE YAYA! D:
Tadase: (rubs Hamster Nadeshiko) So you happen to be a hamster…
Nadeshiko: -_- I'm allergic to hamsters, if you must know.
~At the island~
Nagihiko: (chuckling) Heh, you're a bunny.
Rima: I swear, if I wasn't so small right now, I would've slapped you. -_-+
Nagihiko: Now you're literally a chibi devil.
Rima: (glares) That's not funny…
Nagihiko: …^^'
~Back to the others~
Me: In 3…2…1…
SC girls: (turn back to how they were)
SC boys: (become chibis)
SC girls including Rima who is at the island: (glare at their respective boys)
Amu: (grabs Ikuto's tail and throws him somewhere –cough- back to his fangirls –cough-)
Utau: Look! It's your favorite toy! (throws the toy somewhere far away)
Kukai: (chases it) STUPID ANIMAL INSTINCTS!
Yaya: HAHA! SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN YAYA POKES YOU! (starts poking Kairi with a stick)
Kairi: A-Ace…can you please poke a little softer?
Yaya: IT'S YAYA! GET IT RIGHT OR ELSE SHE IS NOT GOING TO STOP POKING! (continues poking)
Nadeshiko: (avoiding Tadase)
Tadase: Why are you avoiding me? T-T
Nadeshiko: Like I told you, I'm allergic to hamsters. They give me hives, and a pretty girl like me should not have hives.
~Back to Rimahiko~
Rima: (leers at Nagi)
Nagihiko: (laughs nervously)
Rima: …DO NOT LAUGH IF NOTHING'S FUNNY.
Nagihiko: It wasn't a humorous laugh, it was a nervous laugh…
Rima: I DO NOT CARE.
Nagihiko: …
~Back to the others~
Me: O-okay, girls…I think they've learned their lesson. ^^'
SC boys: (turn back to their original selves)
Choco: Next review is from LibraRisingStar! ^^
Hello, Apple-Chan, I would like to request a dare.
Dare to Amu and Tadase: I dare you two to be the couple for one chapter. You two belong to each other! Now, I'm pretty sure Amu is very happy, but I'm really, REALLY sorry, Tadase. I'm pretty sure her infatuation will die off...SOME day...but only if you don't love her by then.
Ikuto and Utau: I dare you two to act like what you two are, siblings. That means NO incest at ALL, Utau. Incest is illegal, and unlawful at the same time. You and your brother share the same DNA, you don't LOVE him in a marriage way, you love him as your brother, and you're mistaking it as the marriage way.
Dare to all the people on SC cast: I dare you all to finish school (college included) in two days.
Thank you for reading, have a nice day.
P.S. Hey, Apple-Chan, is it ok if I joined in your cast for one chapter? You know me pretty well, so I know you'll do fine, but only if you want me to join your cast. It's your story after all...
-Rising-Chan :)
Me: Sure, you can join. And you don't have to be so serious and formal around me, just to let you know. ^^
Rising: (comes in) Hello. :)
Me: So…you're a Tadamu fan? I should've known. XD
Rising: Yep! ^^
Me: …Sadly, that dare is sort of impossible, since a lot of these dares are Amuto. But I'll do my best. (poofs Ikuto back here)
Amu & Tadase: (lovey-dovey aura)
Ikuto: -_- Okay, I don't like you, Rising.
Me: IKUTO! D: Keep the attitude up, and there'll be more incest for you, no matter what Rising-chan says.
Ikuto: No, no! I'll be quiet.
Me: GOOD. No more incest for you, Utau.
Utau: Incest doesn't matter! Even if what all you said is true!
Rising: Uh, yes, it does.
Utau: -_-
Rising: Now you guys have to finish your education within 2 days.
SC Cast besides Rima and Nagihiko: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Me: Anything's possible in this fanfic. Except for Rima and Nagi, since they're both on an island right now with no education. And Ikuto and Kairi might have a head start on this, since Ikuto's already seventeen and Kairi's so smart, he might skip a few grades. :D
SC Cast besides Rima, Nagihiko, Ikuto, and Kairi: CHEATERS!
~2 days later~
SC Cast: (graduate from college)
Rising: O.O I never thought they would actually accomplish all that…
Me: Oh, no, they're just impersonating as graduates. They stole the graduation clothes from the school faculty and are pretending to have graduated.
Rising: -_-…
Me: …Wait, maybe I shouldn't have told you that…
Rising: …They have failed…
Me: ^^' (poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls and poofs Rima and Nagi to the island)
Amy: Next review is from LibraRisingStar! …Wait, didn't we already go through this?
I almost forgot! Could I please request more dares? Sorry about that.
To Amu: Take cat-nip, and put it on your...hmmm...shoulder.
To Ikuto: Try to resist...
To Kairi: I dare you to put candy on your...eh...glasses...wait, I meant, put on candied glasses.
To Yaya: Try to resist...
To Nagihiko: Dress as a girl, and make random guys drool over you. Tell them to follow you in a hotel, and then take off your shirt. Enjoy the looks of horror.
To Rima: Put your hair in a wig, and pretend to be a guy. Don't forget to use the voice deepening spray enclosed in this letter. Afterwards, make the girls in SC cast go after you, then take off the wig, and enjoy the looks of horror.
To Amu: Smile at Tadase(?) (Or the guy who looks better in a skirt than I do, and I'm a girl)
To Tadase(?): Refrain from smiling, or laughing, or doing anything that denotes you like it.
To Utau: Slap Kukai, and say, "I no longer love you."
To Kukai: Refrain from crying, or anything of the sort.
To Apple-Chan: Hey, 'sup buddy, how's your summer? I hope I don't get Mr. H next year, you?
Me: (looks at Rising-chan) …
Rising: WHAT?
Me: …Nothing. Who's Mr. H? Mr. Haskvitz?
Amu: (puts catnip on her shoulder)
Ikuto: (sniffs the catnip and trying to resist)
Kairi: (puts candy on his glasses)
Yaya: (immediately chomps off Kairi's glasses)
Me: …Yaya failed her dare.
Kairi: -_- Rising-san, you owe me a new pair of glasses.
Rising: So? It's not like you need them anyways… When you're Samurai Soul, you don't wear them.
Kairi: Of course I don't. Whoever heard of a samurai who wears glasses?
Me: But you want to be a samurai when you're older, so you have to give up your glasses anyway.
Kairi: But-
Me: Argh. I'll magically make you a new pair of glasses, if it'll shut you up. -_- (remakes Kairi's glasses)
Rising: Shame on you, Yaya.
Yaya: GOMENASAI! D:
Me: Now it's time for Rima and Nagihiko's dares.
~To Rimahiko, we go!~
Rima: (sneezes)
Nagihiko: Bless you.
Rima: Is someone talking about us?
Nagihiko: What, no "thank you"?
Rima: (stomps on Nagi's foot)
Nagihiko: O-ow! (rubs his sore foot)
Rima: (sees a note and reads it) "To Nagihiko: Please dress up like a girl. And go into a hotel with random guys following you. And then take off your shirt." …WTF?
Nagihiko: W-what…? (still goes to dress up as a girl)
Rima: Seriously, WTF?
Nagihiko: (comes back as a girl)
Random guys: BE MINE! (have hearts in their eyes)
Nagihiko: Then follow me into a hotel room. (goes into a hotel)
Random guys: (follow Nagihiko)
Nagihiko: Everyone's here, right? (takes off his shirt)
Random guys: … (scream very loud)
Nagihiko: (covers his ears…but is grinning from ear to ear)
Random guys: YOU'RE A GUY!
Nagihiko: (still grinning) Yeah, I think we have that established.
Random guys: (scream again and run off to who knows where)
Nagihiko: (exits the hotel)
Rima: Okay, that was EPIC.
Nagihiko: I know, right? Your turn to do your dare.
Rima: Fine… (puts on a wig and uses the voice deepening spray) How's this?
Nagihiko: O.O If I didn't know better, I would've fallen for it.
Rima: -_- Okay…
Amu, Utau, Yaya & Nadeshiko: (suddenly appear)
Rima: Hey, cuties. (mentally barfing)
Nagihiko: (trying not to burst out laughing)
Amu: Who are you? And Nagihiko, where's Rima?
Nagihiko: She had to…uh…brush her hair. ^^'
Rima: (glares at Nagi)
Nagihiko: (whispers to Rima) Hey, I couldn't think of anything else!
Nadeshiko: Nagihiko, what are you whispering to him?
Nagihiko: N-nothing! ^^' If you'll excuse me, I'm not going to be a part of this anymore. (walks away)
Utau: Part of what?
Yaya: Yeah, what's Nagi talking about?
Rima: (cursing Nagihiko under her breath) Just follow me.
~After the girls follow Rima around for 10 minutes~
Amu: We don't even know your name! Why are you asking us to follow you like stalkers?
Rima: (takes off her wig)
Other girls: O.O;;; RIMA!
Rima: Yeah?
Amu: WHY THE FRICK DID YOU TRICK US LIKE THAT?
Rima: Blame Rising.
~Back to the others~
Me: (poofs the girls back)
Amu: I'm going to kill Rima…and where's Ikuto?
Me: Where do you think?
Amu: …Back to his fangirls?
Me: (nods)
Rising: Smile at Tadase, Amu.
Amu: WHAT? THAT'S THE WORST DARE EVER! N-not that I'm complaining or anything…
Me: Do you want to smile at Tadase or not? -_-
Amu: No, no, I'll smile. (smiles at Tadase)
Tadase: (trying to refrain from smiling or enjoying it)
Me: Now, while they're doing that…Utau?
Utau: (slaps Kukai) I no longer love you, you kid.
Kukai: (holding back tears)
Ama: …Next review is from Nemo-chan! ^^'
Eeewww! I had to fawn over TadaGay! Oh well, least I got to spank him! Can I star until the last chapter?
DARES
Ikuto: Duke it out with me! (I am a black belt)
Everyone: Dive into a huge sundae then let your would be gf/bf lick you.
Amu: Kiss every boy in the room and judge which one was the best.
Yaya: You can have a sugar rush then have another one.
TadaGay: Let everyone hang you by your undies.
Me: Yes, you can! ^^
Nemo: (comes in) YAY! I'M HERE FOREVER! :D
Me: Yes, you are. ^^
Nemo: DUKE IT OUT WITH ME, IKUTO! …Where's Ikuto?
Me: Oops, forgot about him. (poofs Ikuto here)
Ikuto: This better be good, 'cause I was just in the middle of charming my fangirls- (is cut off when Nemo-chan flips him over)
Nemo: Oh, come on, you can do better than that, Ikuto.
Ikuto: WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT FOR?
Me: …Ikuto, seriously, we have minors here. After Nemo-chan is done beating you up, find some soap and clean that rotten mouth of yours. -_-
Ikuto: …-_-
Nemo: (grabs Ikuto in a headlock and flips him over again)
Ikuto: Stop pulling sneak attacks on me!
Nemo: Do you think that they'll actually listen to your plea? (kicks Ikuto in the head)
Ikuto: OW!
~After Nemo-chan is done beating Ikuto up~
Nemo: -_- Ikuto, you're such a weakling. You're no fun to mess around with…at least it's better than Tadagay…
Tadase: (goes to Macho-chan) Why is she a permanent cohost now…? She hates me…
Nemo: Look, stupid Tadagay, going to Macho-chan isn't going to make you manlier 'cause you're so feminine, it's contagious. -_-+
Tadase: (depression lines)
Me: (poofs a giant sundae and Ikuto back)
Yaya: SUNDAE! :D (dives into the sundae)
Kairi: A-ACE! (dives into the sundae with Yaya)
Ikuto: …I'm not going to be on the sidelines. Genius Boy is in the sundae and I'm not. It should be the other way around. (dives into the sundae)
Amu: BAKA HENTAI NEKO! (dives into the sundae)
Kukai: Sundae…instincts…taking…over… (dives into the sundae)
Utau: …Don't look at me, I'm not just going to stand here. (dives into the sundae)
Nemo: (glares at Tadase)
Tadase: (gulps and dives into the sundae)
Nadeshiko: Now everyone's in the sundae except for me…so not fair… (dives into the sundae)
~At the island~
Nagihiko: W-why is there a sundae on a hot yet deserted island…?
Rima: Who knows and who cares? (dives into the sundae)
Nagihiko: What the- Wait for me, Rima-chan! (dives into the sundae)
~In a few minutes~
Rima: Great, now I have ice cream in my hair. -_-
Nagihiko: Have you forgotten that you were the one who dove in there out of their own free will?
Rima: …Shut it.
Nagihiko: Alright, alright. I'll get the stuff out of your head. (starts licking Rima)
Rima: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU PERVERT?
Nagihiko: Rima-chan, you know you like it. ^^
Rima: I DO NOT! (licks Nagi's cheek roughly)
Nagihiko: Ow! (rubs his cheek) Wait, what kind of person gets hurt when someone else licks them?
Rima: You do.
~Back to the others~
Kairi: A-Ace…I'm clean already, you can stop licking me now…
Yaya: But you still have the ice cream smell! ^^ (continues licking)
Kairi: But Ace…
Yaya: IT'S YAYA!
Kairi: …You'll get a…
Yaya: (stops licking) S-s-s-s-s-s-SUGAR RUUUUSHHH! (stops jumping around)
Kairi: …sugar rush…
Yaya: (very hyper) YAYAAAAA LOVES LOVES LOOOOVES CAAAANDY!
Me: …While Kairi is busy with Yaya, let's go to Tadase's dare. ^^'
Tadase: Why? T-T
Nemo: SHUT UP, TADAGAY. (hangs Tadase by his undies on a flagpole)
Me: (looks at Nemo-chan's review) CRAP! CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!
Ikuto: You having a "crap" attack or something?
Me: SHADDUP! OVERLOOKED AMU'S DARE! START USING YOUR LIPS, AMU!
Amu: (about to make out with Tadase)
Nemo: NOOO, AMU! MAKE OUT WITH IKUTO FIRST! NO TADAGAY!
Amu: UGH. (reluctantly starts making out with Ikuto)
Nemo: That's better. ^^
Amu: (starts making out with Kukai, and then Kairi, and then Tadase)
Nemo: Well~? Which one was the best? ^^
Amu: Duh, it's Tadase-kun's!
Nemo: …
Amu: …FINE! IT'S IKUTO'S! (realizes what she just said)
Nemo: YAY FOR AMUTO!
Amu: NO, NO! I MEANT TO SAY TADASE-KUN!
Me: It's bad to lie, Amu.
Amu: But-
Me: NO BUTS! (poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls)
Amu: -_-
Robbins: Next review is from isfpkitten!
OMG! Nadeshiko is real! Yay! Now there are an even # of boys and girls! Hmmmmmm...
Tadase and Nadeshiko have to make out. Nagi has to watch. Nagi has to stop being mean to Tadase.
Ikuto has to jump off a cliff.
Rima has to say fma to Nagi... none of you get what that means... ok so in the minds of all sane ppl, fma = Full Metal Alchemist but my disturbed friend came up w/ another meaning where fma = "f word" me already.
I'm evil so Nagi has to do what Rima told him to in the previous dare.
Ikuto has to watch Utau and Kukai have 7 minutes in heaven and he can't do anything.
Every1 on the show has to do what ever Kiseki says for the rest of the show except Rima.
Apple-chan has to kill every1 who thinks Tadase is gay w/ her chainsaw.
I love this show!
Me: Thank you! ^^ (poofs Tadase and Nadeshiko to the island)
~At the island~
Tadase: (sighs) Well, it's now or never… (starts making out with Nadeshiko)
Nagihiko: (stares at them)
Rima: (pretends that she doesn't know Nagihiko)
Nagihiko: (eye twitches)
Tadase & Nadeshiko: (leave the island)
Nagihiko: …
Rima: …So…?
Nagihiko: (takes a photo of Tadase and rips it in half)
Rima: …
Nagihiko: (takes one piece of the photo and hammers it onto a random palm tree)
Rima: (calls me on the phone) Hey Apple, Nagihiko is sorta starting to hate Tadase a lot now.
~Back to Apple-chan~
Me: (talking on the phone) Really? How? … Then tell him to stop stomping on the photo of Tadase! … Can I just talk to Nagihiko? … Hey Nagi, Rima told me about your issues with Tadase. … No, I will not do away with him! There are people who like him! … You're just mad that he likes your sister! You're worse than Ikuto when it comes to Utau! … Okay, okay, you can talk to him!
Amy: (has listened to the entire phone conversation) Er, that seemed like quite the conversation you had there. O.o
Me: You have no idea. Hey Tadase, Nagihiko wants to talk to you.
Tadase: (gulps nervously) H-hey, Fujisaki-kun… I can already feel the look on your face right now… W-wait, stop yelling at me! … Really? … Okay, bye! (hangs up and breathes a sigh of relief)
Me: Well~? What'd he say?
Tadase: He said that he'll go easier on me from now on. Only because of isfpkitten's review, according to him. …Although he said that I still wasn't off the hook. O.o
Me: …Did he threaten to break every bone in your body?
Tadase …No.
Me: Oh, then that's good. But in a way, that's sorta disappointing since I enjoy violence between the SC guys…
Tadase: …He said something worse. These were his exact words, "You break my favorite sister's heart and I'll cut off your head, incinerate the body, feed the head to the dogs, and I'll get your brain and scrape it on a mall window. No matter what isfpkitten says".
Nadeshiko: What does he mean by "favorite sister"? I'm his only sister!
Everyone else in the room except Tadase: …That's disgusting…
Nadeshiko: You guys don't know my brother well enough to know his violent side. I was a part of him, so I'm aware of what he acts like when he's provoked too much.
Everyone else in the room: …
Nemo: …I would feel bad for Nagihiko's victim if it wasn't Tadagay…
~With Ikuto and his fangirls~
Ikuto: I'm thirsty… Excuse me while I go get some water.
Ikuto fangirls: Okay, Ikuto-kun~!
Ikuto: (going to get water but doesn't look where he's going) There's gotta be water around here somewhere…HUH? (falls off a random cliff)
Ikuto fangirls: NOOOO! IKUTO-KUN!
~At the island~
Rima: Was it really necessary to threaten Tadase with all that stuff?
Nagihiko: Yes, yes it was.
Rima: …Nagihiko, FMA.
Nagihiko: Full Metal Alchemist?
Rima: (sighs) No… (whispers in Nagi's ear)
Nagihiko: …O.O!
Rima: Now you have to do it.
Nagihiko: O.O! Uh… (drags Rima somewhere so they can't be seen)
~Back to Apple-chan and the others~
Me: Apparently, I'm not a sane person, 'cause I already thought of a third meaning to FMA.
Rising: …I know I'm probably going to regret asking this, but what is it?
Me: F*** My A**. :D
Everyone else in the room: …WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Me: I don't know. I was just thinking and it just occurred to me.
Ikuto: (falls from the sky)
Me: What the-? IKUTO!
Ikuto: (rubs his head and gets up off the floor) Not my fault. I just randomly fell off a random cliff and randomly ended up here. Oh yeah, and did I mention that it was random?
Me: Yes, you did.
Ikuto: …You have no idea when someone asks a rhetorical question, do you?
Me: I do, I just like answering them. :P
Ikuto: …
Me: ENOUGH OF THIS! (pushes Ikuto, Kukai, and Utau into a closet)
~7 minutes later~
Ikuto: (comes out looking very angry and his eye is twitching)
Kukai: (comes out looking like he's scared for his life)
Utau: (comes out with a "These two are idiots" look on her face)
Me: (quickly poofs Ikuto back to his fangirls)
Amu: Wait a minute, why is it only Rima that gets to ignore Kiseki?
Me: I don't know.
Kiseki: FINALLY! I AM KING! Um…YOU! THE COMMONER WHO ALWAYS EATS CANDY AND HAS SUGAR RUSHES!
Yaya: Y-yes?
Kiseki: GIVE YOUR KING A SHOULDER MASSAGE! MWAHAHAHA!
Yaya: Oh…FINE! T-T (starts massaging Kiseki's shoulders)
Kiseki: Wait…Ow! Ow! OW!
Me: -_- Kiseki, has it ever occurred to you that these people are much bigger than you? Of course a shoulder massage should hurt.
Kiseki: Argh…fine…then THE CANDY COMMONER'S CHARA!
Pepe: Are you talking to me, dechu~?
Kiseki: YES! DO THE SAME THING AS YOUR OWNER JUST DID!
Pepe: Okay, dechu~. (gives Kiseki a painful massage)
Kiseki: OW! OW! LISTEN, COMMONER! WHEN I SAID "DO THE SAME THING AS YOUR OWNER JUST DID", I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THE PAIN!
Pepe: Oh…
Me: …While Kiseki is busy being tortured by his loyal subjects, let's move on, shall we?
Nemo: (reads the next dare) O.O Uh, no, let's just stay here. ^^'
Me: I'm sorry, Nemo-chan, I promise that I'll revive you first after I'm done killing everyone. (gets out chainsaw)
Nemo: (sniffs) GOODBYE, WORLD!
Me: (kills Nemo-chan [GOMEN! D:] and then kills everyone else who thinks Tadase is gay [Again, GOMEN! D:]) Uh…I think that's it… (quickly revives Nemo-chan and everyone else) GOMEN! I AM SO SORRY! BUT I HAD TO DO THAT! (rants on and on)
~After I am done ranting~
Me: T-T
Nemo: Next review is from Meyumi-chan!
THIS WAS AWESOMESAUCE!
Just saying. :P
-Remember how I said the cast had to tell Apple-chan when Rikka annoyed you? Tally the votes. The one with the most votes has to do whatever the least amount of votes says. 2nd most and 2nd least. So on and so forth.
-Ami and Hikaru- Elope. With Rikka watching.
-Where were you last night, Amu?
Ikuto tell Amu what to say. She has to say whatever it is. Amu, answer the question.
Tadase doesn't know that Ikuto is telling Amu what to say.
-Guys all have to sing about ponies and rainbows. In a daycare. Run by Yaya.
-All siblings have to make out. Whether they are siblings or treated as siblings. (Yeah, so Ikuto & Utau Ikuto & Tadase Utau & Tadase Nadeshiko & Nagihiko Amu & Kukai, Yaya & Kukai and any I missed)
Yup. That's it for this round. Meyumi-chan is out! ;D
Love your other story by the way. Sorry for no Rimahiko this time around.
Me: That's alright! And thank you! ^^ Now let's see… (counting the "annoyed by Rikka" votes) Okay! Here are the results! Nadeshiko got the most votes, Rima is next, and then it's Ikuto, then it's Utau, then it's Amu, and then it's Kukai, and then it's Yaya, and then it's Nagihiko, and then it's Kairi, and the one with the least votes is Tadase! ^^
Astrea: O.o That was a long list.
Me: I know, right?
Nadeshiko: Hotori-kun… (eyes glint)
Tadase: Y-yes?
Nadeshiko: (drags Tadase to a private room)
Me: O.o Something tells me that whatever that Nadeshiko's gonna tell Tadase to do, Nagihiko's going to get mad if he ever finds out…
Kairi: It is impossible to be completely accurate on what King and former Queen (or is she supposed to be called "girl Jack"…?) are going to do. Therefore-
Me: Dude, shut up. Sadly, Rima and Nagihiko aren't here to do this dare. So I'll connect you by TV! ^^ (poofs up a giant screen TV)
Yaya: HELLO~? RIMA-TAN~! NAGI~!
TV screen: (turns on and you see Rima and Nagi)
Rima: What the heck…? -_-
Nagihiko: (sweatdrops) Why is there suddenly a TV here?
Yaya: YAYA CAN SEE YOU~. :D
Rima: We know, Yaya. We can see you, too. -_-
Me: (poofs Ikuto back from his fangirls)
Marian: (looks at me) Why didn't you hook Rima and Nagi up on the TV screen earlier?
Me: (shrugs) I don't know. Guess it just didn't occur to me.
Nagihiko: (looks around) Um…where's Nadeshiko? And Hotori-kun?
Everyone else except Rima: …
Nagihiko: …Are you guys not telling me something?
Me: N-no! Not at all! ^^'
Nagihiko: (getting suspicious)
Tadase: (comes out of the private room with his face covered with red kissy-lips)
Nadeshiko: (comes out of private room looking innocent)
Tadase: (blushes) F-Fujisaki-san…did you have to start ki-
Everyone except Ikuto, Rima, and Nagihiko: (do that "cutting throat" thing)
Tadase: (notices that Nagihiko was on the TV) …When were you here?
Nagihiko: …
Tadase: Um…Fujisaki-kun…?
Nagihiko: …
Nadeshiko: Hotori-kun, Nagihiko isn't dumb. He's smart enough to figure out what happened without you telling him.
Tadase: …That's a bad thing, isn't it?
Nagihiko: The worst thing of your life, to tell the truth. (leers at Tadase) ^^
Tadase: (laughs nervously) ^^'
Me: Look, can we just continue on with this dare? Rima tells Kairi what to do, Ikuto tells Nagihiko what to do, Utau tells Yaya, and Amu tells Kukai. Tadase and Nadeshiko got their turn.
Rima: Okay. Kairi, take off your glasses.
Kairi: (takes off his glasses)
Rima: Flush them down the toilet.
Kairi: (very reluctantly flushes his glasses down the toilet)
Rima: And I'm done now.
Kairi: …Queen, do you realize that this is the second time I lost my glasses in this chapter?
Rima: So? Apple can make your glasses again.
Me: Yeah, Kairi. (remakes Kairi's glasses)
Ikuto: (leers at Nagihiko)
Nagihiko: …Ikuto, don't make that face ever again. That was the exact same face I gave Hotori-kun a minute ago, and I don't want you stealing it.
Ikuto: …Fine. Wait, I'm supposed to be telling you what to do! Not the other way around!
Nagihiko: (shrugs) Then tell me what to do.
Ikuto: Cut off that hair of yours.
Nagihiko: …I don't have scissors.
Ikuto: Then have the shrimp pull your hair off.
Nagihiko: …You know that'll just result in me becoming bald, possibly permanently, right?
Ikuto: Fine…Apple, poof up some scissors over there.
Me: (sticks out tongue) No way.
Ikuto: WHAT? Why?
Me: 'Cause I like his hair.
Ikuto: …You're a terrible host.
Me: Your insults do not faze me.
Ikuto: Well, they should.
Me: Too bad.
Choco: …Okay, do you two carry around some weird banter everyday?
Ikuto: -_-
Nagihiko: Um, hello? -.- I'm still here, you know.
Ikuto: Whatever, don't cut off your "beautiful" hair. Instead, why don't you kiss the shrimp? I want to see if you're worthy.
Nagihiko: Worthy of what?
Ikuto: Of being a playboy.
Nagihiko: Why would you want me to be a playboy?
Ikuto: I don't. I'm just curious.
Nagihiko: …
Ikuto: Will you hurry it up?
Nagihiko: To you, I'm on a giant TV screen and you want me to kiss Rima-chan. Please tell me that it won't attract attention.
Ikuto: It won't attract attention. There, I said it.
Nagihiko: I didn't mean for you to actually say it, Ikuto. -.-
Me: Lesson learned: You two are the ones with the weirdest banter. (looks at Choco-chan knowingly)
Choco: But you do have weird banter!
Me: …Okay, I admit it. I do. AND WILL YOU GUYS JUST HURRY IT UP?
Nagihiko: (takes Rima somewhere off screen)
Me: What the-? WHY KISS HER IF NOBODY ELSE SEES IT? Oh, whatever. -.-
Ikuto: -_- The whole reason why I asked him to kiss her was to see if he was worthy.
Me: WORTHY OF WHAT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?
Ikuto: Were you even paying attention? I explained already.
Me: -_-… Go back to your fangirls, Tsukiyomi.
Ikuto: Gladly. (goes back to his fangirls)
Utau: Yaya, take out the bows in your hair.
Yaya: (puts her hair down)
Utau: Go to the local dump. I heard that there was some candy there that nobody wanted.
Yaya: O_O CANDY? (runs to the dump)
Utau: Well, that takes care of that.
Me: …Amu? Kukai?
Amu: Kukai, start making out with Utau. I'll make sure that Ikuto doesn't touch you. (glares at Ikuto)
Kukai: Arigato, Hinamori! (starts making out with Utau)
Ikuto: (being held back by Amu and everyone else)
Nagihiko: (dragging Rima back on screen) We're back- Why are Souma-kun and Utau-chan making out again?
Me: It was requested by Amu. (doesn't care at all)
Rikka: (comes back from yaoi hell and shudders) I didn't like that!
Me: (brings in Ami and Hikaru) Elope, please. ^^
Ami: Uh…what's "elope"? O.O
Hikaru: … (takes Ami to Russia)
Me: (poofs Rikka to Russia) Now…where were you last night, Amu?
Amu: What do you mean where was I last night? I was at home!
Me: LIES.
Amu: No, it's the truth! (indignant)
Me: Fine…you're a disappointment, Amu.
Ikuto: (whispers to Amu) Say "I love Ikuto".
Amu: (glares at Ikuto) I love Ikuto.
Ikuto: (whispers to Amu) Say "Tadase is a girly wannabe prince".
Amu: Tadase is a girly wannabe prince…
Tadase: HAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S KING, NOT PRINCE! WHY ARE YOU SAYING SUCH THINGS ABOUT ME, JOKER?
Amu: T-Tadase-kun! I…
Nemo: Pfft. :D
Yaya: (comes back from the dump) The candy was expired, Utau-chi… T-T
Me: …Yaya, why don't you go start a daycare? I'll bring the boys over soon.
Yaya: A daycare? :3 Yay! (goes to run a daycare)
Nagihiko: I can't sing about ponies and rainbows since I'm still here at the island.
Me: Then the daycare will be at the island! (poofs Yaya to the island)
Yaya: Huh? Yaya was going to start a daycare! Why is she suddenly here? (notices Rima and Nagi) RIMA-TAN! NAGI! :D
Rima: Go start a daycare, Yaya.
Yaya: Oh yeah! (goes to the daycare that was suddenly built)
Me: (poofs the rest of the boys to the island) NOW START SINGING!
SC boys: … (go to the daycare to sing)
I have a My Little Pony
I go across the rainbow
Leprechauns go across the rainbow
With My Little Pony
I call her "Debbie"
Or should it be "Mary"?
And she loves rainbows
And leprechauns do too
You might find a pot of gold
But the leprechauns might steal it
Rainbows and ponies
Rainbows and ponies
Rainbows and ponies
Rainbows and ponies
I LOVE HER! MY LITTLE PONY! AND RAINBOWS, TOO!
(By the way, this song is complete and utter crap that I just made up on the top of my head.)
Everyone else: …
Ikuto: That song was complete and utter crap. -_-
Me: I just said that in the parentheses above, Ikuto. -_-
Ikuto: …
Me: (poofs Ikuto, Tadase, Yaya, Kairi, and Kukai back here) NOW START MAKING OUT!
Ikuto & Utau: (start making out [Ikuto was reluctant, Utau enjoyed it])
Ikuto & Tadase: (start making out reluctantly)
Utau & Tadase: (start making out)
Me: (poofs Nadeshiko to the island)
Nagihiko: (sighs) I think I know how Ikuto feels now… (starts making out)
Kukai & Amu: (start making out)
Yaya & Kukai: (start making out)
Me: So…much…making…out… (faints)
Rising: (pokes me) Uh, next review is from Midnight-Cross!
Hi there! (I'm new, be nice pls)
Love the story btw super hilarious!
Now my dares would be:
Kukai: Pls kiss me on me cheek! (I dont ask for too much)
Ikuto: Go take a dip in the water imagining Amu was there to hug you. I wanna see how long you last.
Rima: Make out with Kirishima in front of Nagi. I wanna see his reaction.
Amu: Run while screaming Ikuto's name claiming you love him while being chased by 5 wolves.
That's kinda it and can I be a guess star for 1 or 2 chapters pls? Call me Cross. ^^
Me: (wakes up) Thank you! ^^ (poofs Nadeshiko back here)
Cross: (comes in) Hi there! ^^
Kukai: (shrugs) I have nothing to lose, so… (kisses Cross-chan on the cheek)
Utau: (glares at Cross-chan)
Cross: …^^'
Me: Hey, Ikuto! Amu is underwater and is waiting for you so she can hug you!
Ikuto: REALLY? Wait for me, Amu! (jumps into the pool)
Amu: …I'm right here, you know…
Me: Exactly. ^^
~30 minutes later~
Ikuto: (pops up out of the water) YOU LIARS! AMU ISN'T DOWN THERE!
Me: (stops the timer) 30 minutes, and 27 seconds! A new record!
All guests: (clapping)
Ikuto: (gets out of the pool)
Me: (poofs Kirishima here)
Kirishima: Huh…? What…?
Me: (poofs him to the island) As much as I hate to see it happen, start making out with that love interest of yours.
Kirishima: W-what? W-who are you people?
Me: Our identity is not important. JUST DO IT.
Kirishima: … (starts making out with Rima)
Nagihiko: …
~3 minutes later after Kirishima stops making out with Rima~
Nagihiko: … (glares at Kirishima)
Kirishima: Uh…are you okay?
Nagihiko: NO. Rhythm! Character change!
Rhythm: Character change! Yay!
Nagihiko: (headphones appear) YOU MADE OUT WITH MY RIMA-KOI! PREPARE FOR PWNAGE! (starts chasing Kirishima)
Amy: …Uh. He does realize that he could've character changed with Temari, right?
Nadeshiko: Yes, but Temari is technically mine now.
Amy: …
Nagihiko: (still chasing Kirishima)
Kirishima: GOD HELP ME! (being chased)
Me: (quickly poofs Kirishima away)
Nagihiko: (stops running around) Hey! I was in the middle of something!
Me: Too bad! (calls in 5 wolves)
Wolves: (all growl at Amu)
Amu: Oh, CRAP! (starts running)
Wolves: (chase Amu)
Amu: GOODBYE, WORLD! I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I'VE ALWAYS LOVED IKUTO! DX
Ikuto: (smirks) Knew it.
Me: Yeah, yeah, go back to your fangirls already.
Ikuto: Aww, why? Amu just confessed to me.
Me: (poofs him back to his fangirls)
Wolves: (disappear)
Amu: (stops running) Phew…
Me: You have no idea what you said, did you?
Amu: What are you talking about? …Oh wait…THAT…
Me: Yes, THAT.
Amu: … (blushes like a tomato)
Me: Alright, no more blushing. Someone announce the next review.
Cross: Next review is from PurpleDancer123!
Kukai/Nagihiko: Act like the Hiitachin twins from Ouran.
Nagihiko/Rima: Get a plastic baby as your child and name it, then sleep in the same sleeping bag with the child between you, so you can be a family. :3
Amu: Perform 'Kimagure Princess for Ikuto' in a slutty outfit. (Search for the song on YouTube) ;D
Me: Well, that explains all. Kukai is Hikaru and Nagi is Kaoru. Enough said.
Kukai: (whining) Aww, I already acted like Hikaru a few chapters ago! Why can't I be Kaoru?
Me: 'Cause Hikaru's older than Kaoru just like you're older than Nagi. Plus, Hikaru is more immature than Kaoru, just like you and Nagi.
Kukai: (sulks)
Nagihiko: Dude, Hikaru!
Kukai: …What…?
Nagihiko: GET BACK TO YOUR SENSES, DUDE!
Kukai: (immediately cheers up) OKAY! If you'll excuse me, I'll go bother some people. (goes somewhere)
Utau: He's not going to dump ramen on my head again, is he?
Nagihiko: We Hitachiin twins never pull the same prank twice. :)
Utau: Good.
Nagihiko: …Can I stop acting like Kaoru now?
Me: Yes.
Nagihiko: …I'll go find a plastic baby doll. (goes to find a plastic baby)
Me: Hey, Amu, here's a slutty dress. :P
Amu: (grumbles and goes to the dressing room)
Me: (poofs Ikuto back here)
Amu: (comes out and starts singing to Ikuto)
Kimagure bijin hadokokanou hime
Asa karanandaka iraira shiterujan
Oshiro niitanja ouji ni deae nu
Kobi tari dekina io hime no shojijou
Sabishii otome kokoro wo
Kyou mo amai aisu de iyasa re
Asu mo amai eiga de gomakashi
Mata sabishii getsuyou asa ga kuru
Utsukushiku ha batakina chou noyouni
Sono miruyoku nou shiri ha SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai choiero egao
Wagamamade ii janai kuchibiru wa
Muki dashi nomamano iro SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai nure terumitai
Kimagure PRINCESS
Kimagure bijin ha nayame ruo hime
Yonaka ninattara shikushiku shiterujan
ROMEO gaita goro mainichi tanoshii
Kataomoi dattesubeteha bara iro
Itetsuku otome kokoroha
Kyou mo netto de kaimono shita
Shiai no yotei nai shoubufuku
Sarani koori tsuku meisaisho ga kuru
Utsukushiku kagayaki na hoshi noyouni
Sono miruyoku no munamoto SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai choiero namida
Wagamamade ii janai yubisaki wa
Suki nayouni karan de SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai zeme terumitai
Kimagure PRINCESS
Utsukushiku ha batakina chou noyouni
Sono miruyoku nou shiri ha SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai choiero egao
Utsukushiku kagayaki na hoshi noyouni
Sono miruyoku na munamoto SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai choiero namida
Wagamamade ii janai yubisaki wa
Suki nayouni karan de SEXY PRINCESS
Ii janai zeme terumitai
Kimagure PRINCESS
Ikuto: …Even though I have no idea why you just did that, I like it.
Amu: Whatever. (goes back to the dressing room and changes back)
Me: (poofs Ikuto back to fangirls)
Rima: (feeding milk to the plastic baby [No, not from the boobs, you perverts])
Me: Next review is from Midnight-Cross…again…wait, isn't this Cross-chan?
Gomen, I want to add a dare.
Tadagay: Kill yourself while saying its because you love Ikuto and he loves Amu and that you're gay.
Ikuto: The dare from before as in dip, I meant in the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.
Truth:
Amu: Tell the truth, you love Ikuto and despise Tadagay's gayness.
Tadagay: Say you want to die as a favor from me, and torture yourself.
P.S. LOVE your story, can I call you Apple-chan?
This story made me laugh so hard, my mom thought I should go to the mental hospital for laughing by myself... Update soon and pls let me be in the chapters. ^^
Me: Thank you! Yes, you can call me Apple-chan. And you are already in here. :D
Cross: So true.
Tadase: (in Macho-chan) Another hater of mine…
Nemo: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, TADAGAY!
Cross: YEAH!
Tadase: Stop being mean to me! T-T
Cross: THEN KILL YOURSELF!
Me: (poofs Ikuto back)
Tadase: (sniffs and takes a deep breath) I'M GAY AND I LOVE IKUTO-NIISAN! THAT'S WHY I'M KILLING MYSELF! (hangs a rope around his neck)
Amu: EHHHHH?
Ikuto: I…have no comment. -_-
Me: (revives Tadase) Ikuto, I hate to break it to you, but dip in the Atlantic Ocean.
Ikuto: How about "no"?
Me: Amu's waiting for you down there.
Ikuto: I'm not falling for that again.
Me: I'm serious this time!
Ikuto: Amu's standing right next to me.
Me: Not anymore! (takes Amu and throws her into the Atlantic Ocean)
Ikuto: AMU! (jumps into the Atlantic Ocean)
Me: (reveals that I never really threw Amu into the ocean) I made it look like I threw her in the ocean but all I did was just hide her behind me and throw a pink scarf into the ocean…
~30 minutes later~
Ikuto: (comes out from the water) Why can I only find a pink scarf?
Me: 'Cause Amu is right here. :P I never threw her into the ocean.
Ikuto: WHAT?
Me: (poofs him to his fangirls) Truth for Amu now…
Amu: I love Ikuto…and I despise Tadase-kun's gayness…
Tadase: Amu-chan! D:
Amu: I'm sorry, Tadase-kun! I had to say that!
Tadase: T-T I want to die as a favor from Cross-chan… (starts torturing himself)
Cross: :D
All guests: Next review is from Friendly Kitty!
This is so funny and long! :D
Dares:
Ikuto: Dress up as Mew Ichigo from Tokyo Mew Mew. ^ ^
Amu: Punch whoever you like in whatever area you want. :D
Tadase: Wear Daisy dukes (Don't worry, I don't hate you. I just wanna see this happen. XD)
Nagi: Sing 'Boyfriend' by BTR to Rima. X3
Everyone: Throw pies at each other! 8D
Me: Thank you! ^^ Wait, you like Big Time Rush, too? :D High five! (high fives Kitty-chan and poofs Ikuto back here)
Choco: Here's your Tokyo Mew Mew cosplay, Ikuto. :3 (gives Ikuto his cosplay)
Ikuto: -_-
Me: JUST PUT IT ON, IKUTO.
Ikuto: … (goes to the dressing room)
Ama: This is going to be SOOOOO weird…
Ikuto: (comes out dressed as Mew Ichigo)
Ama: …I was right…
Ikuto: … (sulking) I'm changing back now… (goes back into the dressing room)
Me: -_- Well, he's such a spoilsport.
Ikuto: (comes back out)
Amu: (punches Ikuto in the groin)
Ikuto: (holds his groin) Ow…what was that for…?
Amu: Kitty's dare. (points at her dare)
Ikuto: …I hate you, Kitty…
Me: IKUTO! D: (poofs Ikuto to his fangirls)
Astrea: Here are some Daisy dukes, Tadase. ^^'
Tadase: T-T (goes to the dressing room)
Robbins: This is going to be even weirder than Mew Ichigo Ikuto…
Amy: I second that…
Tadase: (comes out with his Daisy dukes)
Everyone except Ikuto: (collapse of laughter)
Tadase: T-T (goes back into the dressing room)
Me: Now for the moment that we've all (or at least me) have been waiting for! BTR! ^^
Your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boyfriend (3x)
Your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boy
Have you ever had the feeling you're drawn to someone? (yeah)
And there isn't anything they could have said or done
And everyday I see you on your own
And I can't believe that you're alone
But I overheard you girls and this is what they said
Looking for a (2x)
That you're looking for a boyfriend
I see that, give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see, all I really wanna be is your boyfriend
Can't fight that, let me down
You know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you've done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boyfriend (4x)
Let me take a little moment to find the right words (to find the right words)
So when I kick it to you, it ain't something that you heard (something that you heard)
I don't know what kind of guy that you prefer
But I know I gotta put myself for worse
See, I think I got the kind of love that you deserve
And I heard that
That you're looking for a boyfriend
I see that, give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see, all I really wanna be is your boyfriend
Can't fight that, let me down
You know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you've done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boyfriend (4x)
If you tell me where I'm waiting here
Everyday like Slum Dog Millionaire
Bigger than the Twilight love affair
I'll be here, girl, I swear
Looking for a (2x)
That you're looking for a boyfriend
I see that, give me time, you know I'm gonna be there
Don't be scared to come put your trust in me
Can't you see, all I really wanna be is your boyfriend
Can't fight that, let me down
You know I'm coming right back
I don't care at all what you've done before
All I really want is to be your
Your boy boy b-b-boy b-b-boyfriend (11x)
All I really want is to be your
Me: BRAVO! BRAVO! BRAVO! …Okay, TIME FOR PIE WAR! (poofs us a thousand pies)
Yaya: PIES! X3 (throws a pie at Rima)
Pie: (splats on the TV screen since Rima and Nagi are still at the island)
Rima: (evil aura) Yaya…
Nagihiko: (somehow gets his hands on a pie and looks at Rima then throws it at her)
Rima: (glares at Nagi)
Nagihiko: (whistling innocently)
Tadase: (throws a pie at Ikuto)
Ikuto: (throws a pie back at Tadase)
Kairi: (throws a pie at Kukai)
Kukai: (throws a pie at Tadase)
Amu: (throws a pie at Ikuto)
Rima: Psh. How immature.
Nadeshiko: (throws a pie at Kukai)
Utau: (throws a pie at Kukai)
Yaya: (throws a pie at Kairi)
~After everyone is pie-d~
All guests & me: Next review is from Bonbon-Chocolat!
Omg! This is hilarious! Okay...here are my dares:
1. (Sorry for this, Tadase, I am an Amuto fan (Ikuto, you're awesome ;p) but I have nothing against Tadase, but...I think I'll be hilarious). Dress up in a cute ruby red bikini (that also has bows on it), wear a big black bow in your hair and act like a teenage girl (with a girly voice). (I really think you can pull off as a girl) ;)
2. I have another one for Tadase...I want you to act like either Hikaru or Kaoru from OHSHC. (Preferably Hikaru since he's more of an opposite of Tadase then Kaoru and Hikaru really does like Haruhi (well...Kaoru does, too, but he doesn't go after her) but you can choose Apple-chan. :o Oh, and Amu can be Tadase's Haruhi (meaning Amu will be Haruhi but doesn't have to act like her) Tadase! You better make me believe your Hikaru/Kaoru!
3. All the girls in the SC cast have to dress up in Playboy bunny outfits and do a dance routine for the boys in the SC cast.
4. Don't you dare think I forgot you boys...I want all the boys in the SC cast to dress up in spandex, wear a tutu, and put on ballet shoes and dance to all of the songs in the Nutcracker ballet for the girls in the SC cast. (Of course, each song has a different dance, hehehehe… ;D there will be a 1 and a half minute break between each song. Oh and did I mention the whole outfit was light pink...)
5. I want Nagihiko and Nadeshiko to do the waltz together and kiss (Apple-chan, I want you to choose what kind of kiss they do, BUT it has to be on the lips! Nowhere else...such as hand, neck, etc.
6. I want the same thing to happen only instead of Nagihiko and Nadeshiko, I want it to be Rhythm and Temari! (Again Apple-chan, the same rules apply for the kiss)
I must be really weird, aren't I? Hehehehe, oh well...I think weirdness is good. :)
Have fun! (I would love to be a part of it and watch it all happen)
-Bonbon
Me: Thank you! I guessing that means you want to be a guest star. ^^ So okay!
Bonbon: (comes in and immediately gives Tadase a red bikini with bows on it and a big black bow) Put this on please.
Tadase: … (goes to the dressing room)
Everyone else: …
Tadase: (comes back out)
Everyone else: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! XD
Tadase: (talks like a teenage girl) Like, oh my gosh, stop, like, laughing at me! T-T
Me: Hehe, yeah, just, hehehe…change out of that and maybe everyone…hehehe…can stop laughing…hehehehe…
Tadase: (changes back)
Me: NOW ACT LIKE HIKARU!
Tadase: But how?
Me: The exact same way how Kukai did.
Tadase: … (starts flirting with Amu just like Hikaru does to Haruhi)
Amu: T-Tadase-kun! (blushes)
Me: -_- Alright, Tadase acting like Hikaru just looks plain wrong, so please stop now, Tadase.
Tadase: (drops the act) Alright.
Me: (gives Nadeshiko, Amu, Utau, and Yaya playboy bunny clothes and poofs Rima a bunny outfit to the island)
SC girls: (put on the outfits)
Me: NOW DANCE!
SC girls: (obediently start dancing)
SC boys except Ikuto: …
Ikuto: (smirks)
SC girls: (finish dance)
All guests & me: (laughing our butt off)
Bonbon: (gradually stops laughing and hands the boys light pink spandex tutus and light pink ballet shoes) After you put these on, dance to the songs of the Nutcracker ballet, please.
SC boys: WHAT?
Me: Yeah, you heard her!
SC boys: … (go to the dressing rooms and wear the girly clothes)
SC girls: O.O
SC boys: (start dancing to the songs in the Nutcracker ballet one-by-one and I'm not going to write them down since I don't know what the songs are)
SC girls: O.o
All guests & me: O.O…XDDDDD
SC boys: What's so funny about this?
Me: It's the fact that every guy except Nagi is a horrible dancer. :3
Ikuto, Tadase, Kukai & Kairi: (glare at Nagi)
Nagihiko: Hey, I was raised to inherit my family's dancing tradition. It's not my fault that I'm the best dancer here.
Other boys: (still glaring at Nagi)
Nagihiko: …I'm still here at the island! You guys can't get me!
Ikuto: Yeah. Just wait until you're back here.
Nagihiko: …
Ikuto: Yeah. You heard me.
Nagihiko: …You scare me…
Tadase: And YOU scare ME!
Nagihiko: Oh, I know I do. ^^+
Tadase: (steps SLOWLY away)
Me: … (coughs) Well, then. Why don't you go back to the island, Nadeshiko? ^^' (poofs Nadeshiko back to the island) Now do a waltz and then kiss!
Nagihiko: …What kind of kiss…?
Me: Hmm…FRENCH KISS! :D
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: WHAT?
Me: ^^
~After the waltz~
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: (FRENCH kiss)
Everyone else: O_O
Nagihiko: (pulls away and gets the mouthwash he used when he kissed Ikuto a few chapters ago)
Nadeshiko: Ladies first, dear brother. (takes the mouthwash away from Nagi)
Nagihiko: …
Nadeshiko: You're a Fujisaki, so you have to respect the girls. ^^
Nagihiko: …How come you can be so happy right after we were involved in twincest…?
Me: Hehe, now Rhythm and Temari do the same thing! Only they can kiss normally instead!
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: WHAT? THAT'S NOT FAIR!
Me: Life ain't fair! Get used to it! Besides, they're charas, so I feel that they should be let off easy.
Nadeshiko & Nagihiko: …
Rhythm: EW! I would love to kiss a girl, IF IT WASN'T TEMARI!
Temari: Rhythm, are you implying that I'm a bad kisser?
Rhythm: What? No, you know that's not what I meant-
Temari: YOU DIE! (starts chasing Rhythm with her naginata)
~After the twins manage to calm their respective charas down~
Temari & Rhythm: (do the waltz and normal kiss)
Bonbon: ^^ Next review is from…me… ^^' Forgot one last dare…
SC cast: WHAT?
Oh no! I forgot to add one last dare!
7. Utau, I want you to act like Ke$ha for 2-3 chapters and sing some of her songs starting with "Blow"
Apple-chan, I luv you and your genius idea of starting this fic :D
-Bonbon
Me: Thank you! ^^
Utau: Bonbon, you like Ke$ha?
Me: Utau, you seem like the type to like Ke$ha. As for me…I like her songs, but they're always about partying, so yeah, I'm not sure…
Utau: …Can I just start singing now?
Me: …Yeah.
Back door cracked
We don't need a key
We get in for free
No VIP sleaze
Drink that Kool-aid
Follow my lead
Now you're one of us
You're coming with me
It's time to kill the lights
And shut the DJ down
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking over
No one's getting out
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to-
Now what? (What?)
We're taking control
We get what we want
We do what you don't
Dirt and glitter cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and we're bored
It's time to lose your mind
And let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names
'Cause we don't mess around
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about BLOW!
BLOW!
This place about to-
Go-go-go-go insane, go insane
Throw some glitter
Make it rain on him
Let me see them Hanes
Let me, let me see them Hanes
Go insane, go insane
Throw some glitter
Make it rain on him
Let me see them Hanes
Let me, let me see them Hanes
We are taking…over!
(Get used to it)
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW!
BLOW!
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW!
BLOW!
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW!
BLOW!
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW!
BLOW!
THIS PLACE ABOUT TO-
Me: …Okay, now I'm picturing Utau as a Japanese and nicer version of Ke$ha…
Utau: (starts singing Tik Tok)
Me: Well, I guess that settles it for this chapter. ^^ Bye!
All guests: Bye! ^^
Me: ...And in the end, Tadase did all of his dares.
Tadase: ...Oh yeah, I could've chosen 3 dares I didn't want to do... T-T (goes to Macho-chan)
Nemo: NOT FUNNY, TADAGAY!
Me: ...It's no big deal, you know...just choose any 3 dares in the next chapter... Seriously though, guys. Bye!
