Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
Superhero
Rukia and Ichigo had just finished watching Spider Man 2.
Ichigo walked over to the TV to take the movie out of the DVD player. "You know when I was little I wanted to be a superhero. I always wanted to have superpowers to protect my family and fight the bad guys. I still think it would be pretty cool."
At this Rukia started laughing hysterically.
"What? Why are you laughing?" Ichigo asked in annoyance.
"Ichigo, you pretty much are a super hero. You have a giant sword, you fight monsters, and you can fly. You've worn a cape on several occasions. You've saved the girl and you've saved the world. You even have an evil side, and heck, when you go into Hollow mode you have a mask. All that you need is some spandex and you can sign up for the Justice League as a caped crusader. How much more of a superhero could you be?"
"Yeah, I guess I am pretty much like a superhero." Ichigo said, grinning.
"Yes, now the only thing you need to work on is your witty comebacks."
"What?!"
"See what I mean."
