you know the deal

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Wazzup guys! im back as usual and ready to ask more questions (hopefully its not to long!)

Kiba: -blushes 10 shades of red- R-really? Y-You have a c-c-crush on m-me? -accepts rose- Aw...you're so sweet! Wanna go out sometime? And what your history with Akamaru

Naruto: Why didn't you catch it! Thats it! I'm treating you ramen on my next letter! And also, what's it like to have the Kyuubi inside you?

Kakashi: Aw man! What kind of gift should I give to my twin brother now since he is a bigger pervert than you? The Icha Icha paradise book was supposed to be on his birthday!

Sasuke: Are you not human! There must be something that is normal about you! I'll ask Itachi then!

Itachi: Hey, can you share to me Sasuke's most embarassing moments when he was young?

Neji: -still throwing condoms- YIPPEY! Fun, Fun, Fun!

Gai: -stuck in a coma like Tenten-

"Hn, I know this is the wrong anime but I'm here to type with her!" -Hiei "-gasps-, Hiei! Whatcha doing here?" -ME "You called me here remember"
"Oh right! Anyways..."

Hinata: -blocks justu- AHA! NO MERE JUSTU CAN WIPE AWAY MY MEMORIES! I AM ALSO KNOW AS THE BLACK LIGHTER!And why do you choose Gaara over Naruto?

"She's hot"
"HIEI!"

Sakura,Ino,TenTen,Temari, Orochimaru and Lee: What are you planning in the future?

Gaara: You didn't answer my last question from my last letter!

Kiba: uh...sure, ill go on a date with you...

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: shut up Akamaru! im nervous enough without you throwing that in my face!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: o-of course that wont happen this time...

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: NO YOU CANT COME!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: I know I said i'd take you everywhere I go but that was before I was going out on all these dates

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba:...that you know of...

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: I know that she asked about our past! YOU KNOW WHAT! SINCE YOU'RE SO TALKATIVE WHY DONT YOU JUST TELL HER YOURSELF!

Akamaru:...bark!

Kiba: -cries-...I..I forgot about out touching history...oh, Akamaru...im sorry I was ever mad at you...-hugs-

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: ew! what are you gay?

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: oh...oh! I thought you said TOASTER

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: I know that it sounds nothing like that! way to throw everything wrong with me right in my face, AKAMAR-UKE!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: OH THAT'S GOING WAAAY TO FAR YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Akamaru: bark!

Kiba: -tackles Akamaru-

Naruto: im sorry that you threw ramen at my face...and terrible...he plays polka music inside my seal ALL DAY! just to spite me

---elsewhere---

Kyuubi: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! LET'S KRANK UP THIS POLKA SHALL WE SON!?

Kyuubi's son: HELL YEAH!-turns it up to 11-

---in the room---

Naruto: STOP TAUNTING ME KYUUBI! YOU RAT BASTARD!!! -runs around holding ears-

Kakashi:...no one's a bigger pervert than me..HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME AND JIRAIYA!

Jiraiya: hm?

Kakashi: -falls asleep-

Sasuke: im human just...dont have anything relatable about me...like Shino

Shino: HA HA HA HA! oh..ladies...no need to flatter me so...-puts arms around four random women-

Sasuke: -shock-

Sakura: SLUTS! -jumps in pile of Shino's women- HE'S MINE!!!

Ino: DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SAKURA! -jumps in after her-

Shino: this woman pile is getting a little lame...shall we go to the Jaquzzi ladies?

random woman: hehe, oh Shino...

Shino: -rips shirt and pants off- ill take that as a yes...-runs off to the jaquzzi-

Ino/sakura/random women: -nosebleed-

Sasuke:...maybe I should rip my shirt off more often...

Sakura: forget it, we're SO over you...emo loser...-kicks Sasuke- oh Shino!

Sasuke: -devastation-

Neji: STOP THROWING CONDOM! IVE GOT ENOUGH ALREADY!

Gai: HA! I, THE ALL POWERFUL AND KNOWING GAI-SENSEI! KNEW YOU WERE A SLUT!

Neji: yeah, you were right...I was wrong..AGAIN! shut up about it already...

Hinata: I chose Gaara because he's easier to control...I-I mean...G-Gaara-k-kun co-confessed h-his l-l-love to me...

Gaara: but I remember you breaking through my window one night and...

Hinata: SILENCE YOURSELF FOOL!! -slaps-

Orochimaru: I can see what Naruto sees in her

Naruto: ugh...i have the same taste as Orochimaru...-shudders-

wewacian: oh...she's stuck in a coma from Gai's sexiness to.,..heh...

Sakura: I plan on marrying Shino! -waves banner-

Ino: I PLAN ON MARRYING HIM BEFORE SAKURA!

Tenten's thoughts: I PLAN ON BEING SO YOUTHFUL THAT I'LL NEVER GET IN A COMA FROM GAI'S SEXINESS EVER AGAIN!!!YOUTH!

Temari: to just like my hero...-looks hopefully into the sunset-

Orochimaru: to be just like my hero...-looks hopefully into the Sasuke's direction-

Lee: to be like super babe magnet sensei

wewacian: next question

LOL XD

Gaara: Aww, poor Gaara. XD You have lots of people who luff you! x3 Like me and my friends! -tries give Gaara another cookie-

Sasuke: When's your wedding? To...umm...-looks back at letter-...Kairi-KeybladeWielder? OMG. I can't spell! O.O

...Whatever...

Orochimaru: Erm...cookie-stealer! T.T But since you stole one last time, I might as well actually give you one. -.- -gives Orochimaru cookie reluctantly-

Itachi: O.O I've never heard of ItaKashi. WTF. What made you love him in the first place?

Temari: So is your fan held up by magic..ness?

wewacian: glad you like my story...but i'd like to thank the people who made the hilarity all possible...

Naruto cast: -embarassed- aw..well..uh..there's no ne-

wewacian: STEVE THE HOBO! everyone give a roud of applause to steve!

Naruto cast: -reluctant clap-

Steve: zeeba..ZABAMOOKA! calamahara! techamno

wewacian: wise words, from a wise man...he will be making a cameo next chapter...feel free to ask him anything...

Gaara: I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR GOD DAMN COOKIES! -smacks cookie into Orochimaru's mouth-

Temari: that was a little harsh Gaara...

Gaaar: Im tired of cookies! give me something healthy! give other people food! EVERYONE IS WASTING AWAY! ANKO HASNT MOVED IN 3 CHAPTERS!

Anko: -dead? maybe-

Temari: yeah...I see what you mean...and why havent people been asking new characters something? do you really only love Sasuke Sakura Itachi and GAI!!?? of all people...cmon! just LOOK at Anko!

Anko: -still hasnt moved-

Sasuke: not quite sure...

Temari: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW!

Sasuke: uh...I...just...dont...

Temari: hmph

Orochimar: ugh...to...many...cookies...STOP SHOVING COOKIES DOWN MY THROAT YOU HARLET!

Itachi: ita..kashi?...well,whatever...

Kakashi: that's Kakatachi to you...

Itachi: that's the difference?

Kakashi: uh...it makes me the seme...

Itachi: but...im the seme..

Kakashi: we take turns...

Itachi: yeah, i forgot...

Itachi: oh yeah..almost forgot...about how we met...

Kakashi: it was bound to happen...two guys...both sexiest LIVING people...meeting...both sexy...you see where im going...

Itachi: yeah, that's how we met...

Kakashi: hope it cleared everything up

Sasuke: I'm not an obsessed fan girl of yours but...you're pretty cool...in my category you passed...but I guess you already have a fiance -depress- I kinda like you though...we have the same past...well bye...

-SB

Sasuke: -gasp- some one like me!...no...she's gone...-falls to knees-...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Naruto: pfft, wuss...

Sasuke:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Naruto: you can stop now...

Sasuke: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Naruto: than-

Sasuke: -takes in air- YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Naruto: it's gunna be a long day...

Questions-
Ahem...me again...Sasuke...I ABSOLUTELY HATE ITACHI!HE'S A BTCH. He's so hot though...so hard...to...resist...-drools-
but your HOTTER! SO HA! -sticks tounge out at Itachi-
-stares-
AH. NO! SASUKE'S HOTTER!AH// kso. hm. SHINO! SHINO! SHINO!OMGOMGOMGOMG. I HAVE A BIGGER COOKIE THEN THE WORLD'S BIGGEST HEART SHAPED COOKIE!I HAVE THE BIGGEST HEART SHAPED COOKIE IN THE GALAXY!YA. ok so anywho. -gives Shino biggest cookie EVER.- Okso. hm. Kakashi. ya. let's do him. hm. uh. -whistles- uhm. Where did you get those pj's that have you all over them? Just...curious...ahem.
ya. So. -throws cookies out at everyone- there you go. oh and one last question. . .-still is distracted by hot Itachi- oh...uhm. YA. GAI! HOW are your teeth so sparkly? I mean... they are so...youthful...-stares at teeth-YES INDEED THEY ARE!
...OMG.THOSE TEETH ARE THE SECRET TO HOW TENTEN WAS LOST TO THE DARK SIDEE! RIP THEM OUT NEJI!-throws condoms- RIP THEM OUT! oh ya. I love you gaara...-gives slightly smaller cookie than shino's-
okso. -Accesorized

Naruto cast:...uh...why'd you let the spazzy fangirl ask questions...

wewacian: iuhno, just answer them

Kakashi: alright...I made my pajamas myself...sasuke's not hotter...and STOP! giving up cookies!

Gai: THE ONLY THING MY TEETH DO IS KEEP PEOPLE OBLIVIOUS TO MY EVIL PLANS! HAHAHA!

Tenten: THAT'S RIGHT SENSEI! NOT HYNOTISING AT ALL!

Gai: THEY SPARKLE BECAUSE I YOUTH SO HARD!

Tenten: HARDER THAN ALL! AND IM ON THE SIDE OF GOOD! RIGHT SENSEI?!

Gai: RIGHT TENTEN! BUT DARK OR LIGHT DOENST TRULY MATTER IN THIS CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS BECAUSE WHEN YOU TRULY THINK ABOUT IN A YOUTHFUL WAY, PERSPECTIVE IS WHAT DEFINES THINGS MAKING MOST CONFLICTS ENDING UP IN SHADES OF GREY, RIGHT ADORABLE STUDENT!?

Tenten: THAT'S CORRECT SENSEI! AND ALSO BERRY PROFOUNDLY YOUTHFULLY YOUTH YOUTH!

Gai and Tenten: SO.JOIN.UUUUUSSSS -good guy(and girl) pose, with very shiny teeth-

Naruto cast: must...be...youthful...and...wear...brightly colored tights...

Kakashi: pffft...

Lee: that kind of shining teeth could only affect the weak of mind...

Kakashi: indeed...

Itachi: i concur as well...

wewacian: and I was sleeping!

Kakashi: yeah, that would work to...like Shikimaru...

Shikimaru: being awake is so troublesome...-sleep ranting-

Naruto: totally...

Kakashi: guess it works with extremely weak minds to

Itachi: haha! nice! -highfives-

Kakashi: let's go do some gay stuff

Itachi: we totally should! -walks off into 'Kakashi and Itachi's room for doin gay stuff room'-

bear: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Shikimaru: oh teh noez!

--send in more letters---

what will become of the naruto cast, will they surcome to Gai's youthful tooth beam? will they escape the bear? and what of Anko?WHAT OF ANKOOO!

send in some letters...