Hi, here's Zeus and Hades
1. There was Nico, sitting in his cabin…doing nothing…when Hades popped up out of nowhere.
"Hello son. I hear there is a lot of demigod dating going around. It's a dangerous sport son. Be careful." Hades said in his depressing voice.
"Wait, you're not…mad? That I'm dating a daughter of Zeus?"
"Well, I'm proud of you…sort of. I didn't get a girl until I was like, 3 thousand years old. How did Poseidon put it? Ah, yes. So you finally got the girl. I'm just glad you didn't wash up on Calypso's island. "
"What?"
"Never mind…well, I must be on my way."
"Wait, you just came here to congratulate me on getting a girlfriend?"
"Yes. Bye" And Hades was gone. Just like that.
"Wow, Percy. You just had to ask for more interaction with the children. You couldn't have asked for a mullet or something?"
2. And then, there was Thalia, rocking out to Paramore in her cabin, all alone, when Zeus quietly went in unnoticed. He waited a minute just watching his daughter dance like a weirdo, and then he yelled
"THALIA GRACE!" Thalia fell down, got back up, and faced her father.
"Yes father?"
"Why you- I should just blast you to pieces for just- how could you?"
"Whoa, is this about Nico? Chill, dad, chill"
"You will NOT tell the ruler of the gods to CHILL! Nor will you DATE the insolent little child of Hades!"
"Dad, I will date whoever I want to date, besides you can't really kill him."
"And why not?"
"Because, his dad is HADES!"
"Oh…um…have fun on your date next weekend. Wear something nice."
"Date?"
"What! He hasn't asked you yet? Darn you, Aphrodite, and your stupid love prophecies. Ok, bye!" And he popped out.
"Well…that was weird. Darn you, Percy. Why did you have to ask for more interaction? Why didn't you just ask for a mullet? And why is Zeus being so bipolar?"
Bonus!
2 WEEKS LATER
"So Hades, what do you want, a latte or a frappe chino?" Zeus asked.
"I don't really know. I've never been to Starbucks, but the dead Starbucks employees say the double chocolate chip Frappe chino is good." Hades replied.
"Oh, it is, I had it last week!" Athena interjected.
"Yes, and I had the caramel one, and it was quite good."
~one hour later~
The gods were all slurping on the last but of frappe chino from their Starbucks cups. They all looked at each other at the same time.
"LET'S GET ANOTHER!"
Thanks guys, sorry its short, but I need more ideas! PLEASE!
