Bonus Chapter – Chapter 9 – Parkour Kung Fu
"Fucking finally!" Chet exclaimed, throwing popcorn at the TV. He and Lorenzo were watching the Race, and the final 7 teams were in Las Vegas. Devin had just realised his love for Carrie, after he almost fed her to the lions. Devin rescued her, and they were staring into each other's eyes when Carrie noticed a light shining from behind Devin's ribcage. She kissed him, causing them to come in last place, but they were saved by the non-elimination round.
"It took him 19 fucking episodes and a break-up." Chet complained.
"I know, right? He's such an idiot." Lorenzo replied.
"Devin. More like DUR-vin."
Lorenzo laughed. "Dude, the Police Cadets should totally win." He stated.
"Definitely. They're so awesome!" Chet responded.
"They've got some serious skills."
"Bro."
"What?"
"Bro."
"What?"
"DUDE."
"WHAT?" Lorenzo was getting a little annoyed at that point.
"I just had the coolest idea."
"Which is…?"
Chet leaned in close and whispered:
"Parkour Kung Fu."
Lorenzo's eyes widened and a grin spread from ear to ear across his face.
"That… is… GENIUS." He whispered back, with stars in his eyes.
"I know." Chet said in his normal voice, pulling away. "It would be so awesome! Like, hyah!" He jumped off the couch and posed like he was punching the air. "And, like, hwah! Hyah!" He did a backflip onto the coffee table and dealt a roundhouse kick to an invisible enemy.
"Yeah, and, like, yah!" Lorenzo leapt from the couch to the coffee table in a single bound and put himself into a fighting stance.
"You are a formidable enemy, Master Chet. But I have a secret weapon that will bring you to your knees." He joked.
"Ha! There is no weapon that can defeat me! But show me this weapon, if you must!" Chet replied, playing along.
Lorenzo grabbed the front of Chet's shirt and pulled his stepbrother in for a kiss. Chet moaned, placing his hands on Lorenzo's waist and opening his mouth so Lorenzo could use his tongue to explore the warm cavern, which was still buttery from the popcorn.
They heard a creak from underneath them and before they knew it, the coffee table gave way and they ended up on the floor. They looked at the remains of the coffee table: two perfect halves and a whole lot of splinters. They looked each other.
"Your dad's going to kill us." Chet stated.
"You think?" Lorenzo replied sarcastically.
The End
