81. Avoid Natasha when she's talking in Russian. (Marvel Girl)
(It usually means someone is in VERY big trouble. Also she's known to throws very lethal weapons at anyone who is to disturb her.)
82. Introducing Tony to Shake it Up Chicago makes Pepper angry. (Marvel Girl)
(He keeps trying to convince me to join the one in New York and Pepper hates all the pop songs.)
83. Playing Battleship with Bruce isn't the best idea. (Marvel Girl)
(Whenever someone outsmarts him, he becomes aggravated, and well the Hulk doesn't like losing.)
84. No quoting Invader ZIM's Gir around Tony.
(Tony: -really techy geeky stuff- Me: Yaaay! I don't know what you just said.
Tony: Why isn't this working! Me: The plug thing! It's not plugged!
Tony: Can you go get me the screwdriver? Me: I don't wanna! . . . Okay.
And many more.)
85. Painting Thor's nails and braiding his hair is okay.
(I was painting my nails a bright orange and he made me paint his nails. Also when we're watching the team play video games he lets me braid his hair.)
86. Comparing Thor and Loki to Brian and Stewie is not allowed.
(Thor doesn't care, but Loki doesn't like being compared to a psycho baby.)
87. Stashing food isn't allowed.
(Fury hates in when he can walk out of the lab then back in seconds later and all of us have food.
88. Don't let Loki read fanfic.
(You will regret it when he finds smut. You get the whole 'you're too young' deal. Or his head gets big from all of his fangirls.)
89. Shipping SHIELD agents is allowed.
(ONLY if they don't find out; although, sometimes we do call ships.)
90. Assuming you have magic, don't practice spells you don't know.
(I tried to make a mouse younger, but it ended up making Tony five. Loki had to undo everything and that scolding took a few hours about responsibility.)
AN-
I feel HORRID for neglecting this story, BUT, this has two more chapters and then it's done.
