"There is no god! I have officially come to terms with that!" Marinette shouted as she stands up to her feet. "TIKKI! SPOT ON!"
In a flash, Nino's room is filled with multiple colors, mostly green and pink. Within seconds, 3/5th's of the Miraculous team was standing up proud and string...well, sort of. Ladybug almost falls to the ground as she stumbles over Nino's chair.
"Ugh, those bright lights were blinding." Ladybug moaned as she makes her way to Nino's window. Once outside, Chat and Capaprace begin to notice Ladybug's weird movement. Such as swinging her body around as if she was a five-year-old child through the air. When she landed on top of a rooftop, she throws arms in the air and smiled:
"TEN POINTS!" She shouted, making Chat look at his friend to say:
"Was Tikki also getting high?" Chat asked.
"Yea...why?" Carapace asked
"Because if she's high, then her magic doesn't give Mari the sense of logic." Chat said.
"I...don't...what did you just say?" Nino asked. Chat places a hand on his face and sighs. He could see his two teammates were high, and it annoyed him. Before he could say a word to his friend, his two other comrades landed right in front of them. Rena, looks over at the girl in red playing with her pigtails for a second to realize:
"You three were getting high weren't you!?" Rena shouted.
"Not that high." Chat said, only to get a chuckle from Ladybug. Queen Bee raises an eyebrow at his words. "Well I didn't, I just came to the party...late."
"How dare you get high and not call me!" Rena shouted.
"Wow! That is what you're worried about right now!" Chat shouted at the girl in orange. "Ignoring the fact that your best friend is high, she playing with her pigtails on the edge of a 10-floor building, and oh yea! There is an Akuma attacking people!"
"You're the one hopelessly in love with her! If anything, you should be more concerned about her than me!" Rena shouted at the black cat.
"I am!" Chat shouted, making Ladybug look over her shoulder to shout:
"SHUT UP!" Ladybug shouted, making the four teens looks over at her. She had tears in her eye's. "You're making me sad!"
"Is it wrong that the sight of her sadness melts my heart and anger away?" Queen Bee asked.
"If we're lucky, it will also melt the bitch away." Rena said, making the boys chuckle. Ladybug looks down on the streets of Paris to see people running in fear. With little strength and common sense she had, she jumps down and charges at the Akuma. Not even bothering to alert her friends as she charges the woman in a white suit.
(HawkMoth)
The man in purple presses his hand to his forehead as he sighs. The man he had picked was attacking people and turning them into statues. Not even bothering to find Chat or Ladybug, and to that, it pissed him off. Not because of the Champion, but because he kept thinking about Nat. The new girl annoyed him because not only did she spill coffee on him, but she kept getting files mixed up. Nat never did this! Nat knew what to do straight away! Plus he was craving coffee but he couldn't call his new assistant because he didn't want her to know he was HawkMoth, another good quality Nathalie had that this one didn't.
"I will make Paris my new art piece!" His champion shouted, which made Hawkmoth sigh.
"Yes, but first could you find the kids?" Hawkmoth said.
"What kids?" The champion asked.
"The Mir-GABRIEL! YOU HAVE A CALL ON LINE ONE!" Tyan shouted from downstairs. Making Hawkmoth look down to the floor and shout:
"PUT IT ON HOLD!" Hawkmoth shouted.
"You want me to put off from getting the kids?" The champion asked, making Hawkmoth look back at him.
"No! you go find the kids and-BUT ITS THE MAYOR!" Tyan shouted again. Making Hawkmoth sigh before looking back down.
"TELL HIM I AM BUSY!" Hawkmoth shouted.
"You're busy? Why are you contacting me?" The champion asked. Hawkmoth moves the handle of his cane and gently taps it against his head.
"I am not talking to you! Now go-HE SAYS ITS URGENT! SOMETHING ABOUT A POLE?!" Tyan shouted.
"LEAVE MY SON'S POLE OUT OF THIS!?" Hawkmoth shouted.
"WHAT!?" Tyan shouted back. Only for Hawkmoth to realize what he just said. In haste, he opens his mouth and shouted:
"I AM BUSY!" Hawkmoth shouted.
"Okay, I will leave you be!" The champion said. Making Hawkmoth drop his cane, he then presses both his hands to his face. Making a low groaning sound of annoyance. The noise sounded weird to the champion.
"Are you okay master?" The champion asked.
"GO FIND THE KIDS!" Hawkmoth shouted.
"WHAT KIDS!?" Tyan shouted back. Making HawkMoth hiss-sigh as he begins to think. Not of a way to approach this, but a way not to kill anyone, and by kill, he meant his new assistant. Detransforming, he returns to his civil appearance before marching downstairs.
(Back to our heroes)
Queen Bee was glaring dagger at Chat when she shouted:
"I wouldn't be the one laughing, mister: I kissed a boy and I might like it!" Queen Bee shouted at Chat, making the blonde boy blush.
"It was an accident and I didn't say I liked it! I said I would like if it never happened again!" Chat shouted.
"You were chuckling about it!" Queen Bee shouted.
"Because I found it funny how it happened!" Chat shouted back. Rena facepalms herself as Carapace turns his head to the side to see Ladybug gone. Gasping, he runs over to the edge and nearly faints at the sight before him.
"GUYS!" Carapace shouted, gaining the attention of his fellow comrades. He points to Ladybug, who was eating a bag of chips as he yo-yo absorbs the evil from the Akuma. The four felt their jaws fall to the ground at the sight of this. Chat shakes the look from his face before saying:
"It amazes me, even when high she still manages to save the day." Chat said in amaze.
"Miraculous Ladybug." Ladybug said before hoisting her yo-yo into the air. Returning Paris to the way it is. Once done, the five jump from roof to roof and landed straight back into Nino's house. Once there though... the adorable pink Kwami with red eye's let loose.
"This! This right here is the reason I didn't want you all to know each other's identities!" Tikki shouted nine living creatures staring up at her.
"Calm down Tikki." Marinette said in a calm voice.
"No! Marinette, you stay out of this because you at least stuck to your word!" Tikki shouted. The blue haired girl as told. Standing up, she walks towards Nino's mini fridge and pulls out another bag of chips. She then sits on his bed as Tikki continues her shouting:
"An Akuma attack and you all were in an argument! People's lives are at stake!" Tikki shouted before looking at her fellow Kwami's. "And as Kwami's, you need to educate your user's! Why would you let them just stand there and argue as people get hurt!?"
"I'm high..." Wayzz said in shame.
"Fine, you get a pass. But the rest of you don't! Especially you Plagg! You're as old as me and my other half! You should know these rules!" Tikki shouted.
"Sorry, it was just so interesting to listen too." Plagg said with a chuckle, only to get those intense blue eye stare from the pink Kwami. This made him feel tiny and afraid. Her blue eyes then look over to the three new users of the group.
"You three better take this seriously! Because in all honesty, we don't need five heroes for EVERY attack!" Tikki growled. "And Plagg and I are the ONLY ones who can purify a butterfly. You better behave and keep the school gossip OUT of the battlefield. Got it!?"
"Yes Tikki!" The three teenager's said. Adrien's eyes widen at a word Tikki just said, making him look down to Plagg to say:
"WE CAN PURIFY BUTTERFLIES!?" Adrien asked his Kwami.
"Oh...did I forget to mention that?" Plagg asked with a small chuckle. Tikki slowly raises her hand to her big head and sighed.
(Agreste Mansion)
"Hey dad!" Adrien said as he makes his way to his room. Only to be stopped by the tall man mid-way on the stairs when his father comes running out of his office.
"Hello my favorite person in the whole world! How was your day!?" Gabriel shouted in a cheerful voice that Adrien hasn't heard in a long time.
"I'm scared, what did you do?" Adrien asked.
"I did nothing!" Gabriel said, making Adrien look around the area. It then hits him.
"Where's the new girl?" Adrien asked.
"What?" His father responded, trying to break eye contact. Only for Adrien to continue his questioning:
"Your assistant."
"Who?"
"The tall woman."
"I have no idea who you are talking about."
"Dad where is she!? Your scaring me, and in a creepier way than usual." Adrien said with a worried voice.
"You don't need to worry about her anymore." Gabriel said. A second later, the inner Chat inside Adrien kicked in. Throwing his bookbag to his father's face, he runs down the stairs. Once by the door, he runs to the car shouting:
"GORILLA! MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY! START THE CAR!" Adrien shouted as he runs to the car. Only to be stopped when Gabriel grabs him by the collar. Pulling him to the ground, Adrien tries to escape, only for his father to push his head to the grass. The large man looks in his rearview mirror and saw Adrien trying to break free from his father's grip. Once the young man had calmed down, Gabriel removed his hands from Adrien's head. Allowing the boy to look up and say:
"I swear to god, if I am digging a hole for a body today, you so better be sleeping with one eye open."
"Why do you think I am a killer?" Gabriel asked.
"You have... the appearance of a smart killer." Adrien said. "All your missing is a pair of gloves."
"Okay, I fired Tyan and were getting Nat back." Gabriel said, making Adrien clap his hands in glee.
"Yay!
Kikkie: I image Marinette is still useful even when she is high.
