Chapter 9: Shit!

Squall: God damn it! Where is that piece of shit school! foams at the mouth

Selphie: It's right there dick!

They crash land and Selphie escapes. Squall, Irvine, and Zell go looking for her and find her by a statue.

Selphie: These are my bitches from Balamb.

Friend: stares and drools

Selphie: Wait for me at the basketball court.

The three guys run around, steal some kids money, then arrived. Everyone arrived and started babbling about an orphanage.

Johnathon Davis: So you see they are all orphans, memories missing because of the damn Gf's. Edea is the bitch Sorceress but was once their Matron. Q #2 bullshits about her feelings...

Squall: What the Hell are you doing?

JD: Just spicing this shit up.

Zell: Okay. Well lets just go find that place.

As they leave a blizzard starts and buries the school.

They find the stone orphanage, but find it locked, so Squall broke some windows and boards the Garden again.

Nida: Shit! It's Galbadia Garden!

Squall: pushes him out of the way and uses the binoculars Seifer's over there. Head straight for them. And...ah screw it! Selphie blow them out of the sky!

Selphie: OH YEAH! whips out a rocket launcher and shoots

The Galbadia Garden crashes and Balamb Garden lands, throwing Rinoa off board.

Squall: over intercom Okay everyone. Attack and make them your bitch!

Everyone piles out and the gang runs through an open door. Zell grabs a student.

Zell: Ok where's Seifer? And that bitch Edea?

Student: Through the elevator on the 2nd floor. You'll need 3 card keys.

Squall: Give them to us or Rinoa farts in your face

Student: O.O You wouldn't?

Squall & Irvine: points Rinoa's ass up towards his face

Student: Okay! Here! gives them the cards then runs away

Zell: Let's go!

They dash up to the second floor and hop on the elevator.

Seifer: Zell you shouldn't have. Bringing me Squall like this.

Irvine: We didn't bring him to you asshole!

Seifer: shakes his finger Oh no you didn't!

Battle

Seifer: You little cowboy bitch! hisses and gets his nails ready to fight

Irvine: Shut up limp dick! hisses

They pounce, rolling around like cats fighting screeching and hissing. Seifer screamed as he got clawed in the crotch and falls over. Irvine does a tap dance victory and the fanfare plays.

Edea: You piece of shit! You're such a disappointment! disappears into the floor

Squall: Where the hell is that bitch going?

Irvine: It's the Auditorium where orgies are held.

Everyone: OO

Zell: Um...

They head to the Auditorium and hear chanting.

Squall: WTF! Satanist!

Irvine: -- hits Squall and Edea falls from the ceiling

Edea: Dumb sons a bitches! I will kill all your little asses!

Battle

Seifer appears but get hit off by the Phantom of The Opera.

Edea: What did I say? A piece of shit! shakes her head

CID walks in naked.

CID: Honey! Your're back! Now let's get into the sack!

Edea: screams and everything goes pink, going un conscience

CID: God damn it! humps Edea's back until Seifer kicks him off

Seifer leaves and Rinoa was knocked out by CID's hard on.

Q #2: Rinoa is out.

Squall: Who gives a shit! they drag Rinoa back to Balamb Garden

END OF DISC 2