Chapter 9: Shit!
Squall: God damn it! Where is that piece of shit school! foams at the mouth
Selphie: It's right there dick!
They crash land and Selphie escapes. Squall, Irvine, and Zell go looking for her and find her by a statue.
Selphie: These are my bitches from Balamb.
Friend: stares and drools
Selphie: Wait for me at the basketball court.
The three guys run around, steal some kids money, then arrived. Everyone arrived and started babbling about an orphanage.
Johnathon Davis: So you see they are all orphans, memories missing because of the damn Gf's. Edea is the bitch Sorceress but was once their Matron. Q #2 bullshits about her feelings...
Squall: What the Hell are you doing?
JD: Just spicing this shit up.
Zell: Okay. Well lets just go find that place.
As they leave a blizzard starts and buries the school.
They find the stone orphanage, but find it locked, so Squall broke some windows and boards the Garden again.
Nida: Shit! It's Galbadia Garden!
Squall: pushes him out of the way and uses the binoculars Seifer's over there. Head straight for them. And...ah screw it! Selphie blow them out of the sky!
Selphie: OH YEAH! whips out a rocket launcher and shoots
The Galbadia Garden crashes and Balamb Garden lands, throwing Rinoa off board.
Squall: over intercom Okay everyone. Attack and make them your bitch!
Everyone piles out and the gang runs through an open door. Zell grabs a student.
Zell: Ok where's Seifer? And that bitch Edea?
Student: Through the elevator on the 2nd floor. You'll need 3 card keys.
Squall: Give them to us or Rinoa farts in your face
Student: O.O You wouldn't?
Squall & Irvine: points Rinoa's ass up towards his face
Student: Okay! Here! gives them the cards then runs away
Zell: Let's go!
They dash up to the second floor and hop on the elevator.
Seifer: Zell you shouldn't have. Bringing me Squall like this.
Irvine: We didn't bring him to you asshole!
Seifer: shakes his finger Oh no you didn't!
Battle
Seifer: You little cowboy bitch! hisses and gets his nails ready to fight
Irvine: Shut up limp dick! hisses
They pounce, rolling around like cats fighting screeching and hissing. Seifer screamed as he got clawed in the crotch and falls over. Irvine does a tap dance victory and the fanfare plays.
Edea: You piece of shit! You're such a disappointment! disappears into the floor
Squall: Where the hell is that bitch going?
Irvine: It's the Auditorium where orgies are held.
Everyone: OO
Zell: Um...
They head to the Auditorium and hear chanting.
Squall: WTF! Satanist!
Irvine: -- hits Squall and Edea falls from the ceiling
Edea: Dumb sons a bitches! I will kill all your little asses!
Battle
Seifer appears but get hit off by the Phantom of The Opera.
Edea: What did I say? A piece of shit! shakes her head
CID walks in naked.
CID: Honey! Your're back! Now let's get into the sack!
Edea: screams and everything goes pink, going un conscience
CID: God damn it! humps Edea's back until Seifer kicks him off
Seifer leaves and Rinoa was knocked out by CID's hard on.
Q #2: Rinoa is out.
Squall: Who gives a shit! they drag Rinoa back to Balamb Garden
END OF DISC 2
