Note: THIS TIME IT IS USUK SMUT! As opposed to them paired with others, simple lemon or entirely different pairings! Not the best scene, naturally, and it was, in a way, a filler chapter as well as letting you guys have some deadly described yaoi, so enjoy!

It was the day after Valentine's day. Arthur woke to see his boyfriend under him, and he naturally took a quick peek under the covers to see that they were both completely naked with just the bulky duvet thrown lazily over their waists. An easily recognisable substance was blotched over their chests and possibly lower. It took a further few minutes for Alfred to wake, but when he did, their eyes met for a long moment. "We finally did... that... right?" The Brit gave a shy nod as he buried his face, but soon felt a comforting hand on the back of his head, playing with his hair.

"Don't worry, there's many more to come~" Their eyes met again, and lips gently touched for a long moment, "But kinda just wanted to ask: how was it for you?"

"Absolutely bloody amazing from what I can remember, but we may have to try again later when we aren't tired as hell and just trying to get the first time over with. Now, I'd appreciate it if we could continue with our plans, love, or the tickets would've been a waste." The American nodded and clambered up out of the bed with the smaller male still in his arms before wrapping a large blanket around their waists and going to the bathroom to clean up.

No longer than ten minutes later and they were back in the room, dressing. Upon finishing that, Arthur gave a blast of the nearest air freshener in an attempt to mask the scent of their previous activities and led his boyfriend downstairs and out the door without another word. Only small talk was made as they walked towards their favourite coffee shop, as both were more interested in figuring out exactly what had happened the night before.

"Let me guess; black, sugarless Earl Grey tea for Arthur, cream-and-two-sugar percolated coffee for Alfred? Plus a tea cake and a brownie?" Alfred nodded eagerly and watched as the small lady walked back towards the kitchen area.

"So, would you like to take it outside the bedroom instead tonight? Mum's on a date, Allistor's going to visit his girlfriend, Cael is going out shopping, and Dylan is going to play video games with a friend, so we have the house to ourselves for a few hours," the Brit purred softly as he touched his boyfriend's hand, earning a grin in response.

"It seems like the quiet ones really are the naughty ones," he whispered as he pressed their lips together for a long moment.

As the kiss ended, they both looked up to see their order being brought over. Arthur quickly paid then took a long sip of his drink. "Will you hold me during the horror film?"

"Definitely, baby, as long as you don't get turned on over the smut scene~ ... Unless you'd willingly ride me in the cinema's back row." The Brit let out a soft 'tssk' noise.

"Keep dreaming, wanker."

Even so, both were expecting it slightly as they sat on the back row, especially considering that they had managed to somehow pull off being over eighteen without IDs. They cuddled close on the same seat for a while until the first heavy sex scene was shown, during which Alfred's trousers were noticeably getting tighter. Which really wasn't surprising considering that even a quick grope over his groin made him fully hard. One of his hands slipped under the waistbands and into the back of Arthur's boxers, which would have easily shocked him if he hadn't been expecting it so much, then he quickly slipped two fingers into his boyfriend at the same time, causing a low hiss to escape his throat. Honestly, he just wanted to get the basic preparation over with before the cast in the film were brutally murdered, plus he had fingered the smaller male at least three times a week since the day that he went to stay for Christmas in order to relieve any stress that he had building up, so he was surely rather used to it by now.

The third finger was quickly added as the scene was coming to a point where it was obvious that the couple on screen were to be slaughtered soon. The Brit bit back a deep noise as he raised his hips enough to allow the fingers to reach a certain spot and almost immediately felt the fingers touch right there. Both stayed still and silent though the bloody scenes, unable to take their eyes off of the gruesome images, but quickly found that another sexual scene soon joined several minutes later, involving a lot of strippers.

Alfred licked his lips slowly and pulled his fingers away, then proceeded to unbutton his trousers, peel back the layers and prepare himself with a bottle of hand lotion that he had left inside of his pocket. He would do anything to have his boyfriend doing strip teases and lap dances for him, even if they were amateur. In one quick motion, he had tugged Arthur's lower layers away and had positioned the other male on the tip of his length.

Without warning, the Brit lowered himself down, his nails gripping at clothed knees. Impressively, he managed to swallow back each noise before it could slip out in order to keep their cover, but Alfred had to physically bite into his hand in order to get a similar result. He began to move himself slowly on the length, moving from the base to near enough the tip with each slow, long movement then on occasion slamming himself back down. It took a few rises and falls to get used to it, and he had to rest for a few moments at the base before impaling himself hard on the large girth.

At this point, his teeth were gripping onto the skin of his forearm for dear life and he could feel the slight bend in the American's hard length. The pace was starting to quicken, and each downward movement was matched with an upward thrust of the lighter blonde's hips resulting in direct hits to slam into the prostate of the Brit. He winced upon feeling the impact each time, and it was beginning to become obvious to both males that their climaxes would come soon. A few more thrusts against that particular spot and it was enough; his body grew weak as he saw white and finished hard inside of his boxers, feeling his insides naturally clamp around Alfred in response to the powerful climax, and resulting in him finishing inside of his boyfriend.

Luckily, the next murder scene came well timed. Arthur let out a groan of irritation at the sensation of the substance in the front of his boxers along with the hot seed inside of him, just as the rest of the audience let out a pained groan at he sight of the graphic horror. With that, he climbed off of his boyfriend's lap, tugged his trousers up and simply cuddled his arm as they watched the rest of the film together.