I do not own Vampire Kisses or any of the characters (except for Dr. Acula, Shadow and Sunny) and am just making a harmless gender bender for the series. I didn't see any when I looked on Google, which confused me since there are gender benders of almost every other fanfiction. Anyways, on with the story.


Chapter 9

Alexia's POV

Pregnancy Status: 2 Months

I jumped awake from my dream at the horrible screaming. Pushing open our coffin lid I looked onto the nightstand at Raven's Hello Batty clock which stated in red that it was 4:45pm (it's November currently so it gets dark pretty early and yes that means I skipped Halloween but I didn't really want to write about it since they did in the books). Groaning, I get up to go see what the problem is, Raven following my lead in her silver bat black boxers and Crypt t-shirt. My maternity night gown that says "I'm not a little devil, I'm its mother" in blood red on black fabric calmed me a bit as it rubbed against my legs. Walking out of our hidden room at the same time Sabrina burst in wearing a black tank top and men's boxers that said "FULL MOON" on the butt. Onyx, who was standing beside her, was wearing a white tank top and Ghostbusters men's boxers. (What? Men's boxers make awesome pajama shorts. Judge me! :P )

Wait…Sabrina? So my dream is true. I thought.

"Sabrina, what are you doing here? Why didn't you- OH SHIT!" Raven exclaimed.

"Why didn't I turn back? What going on? Raven I'm scared. What's happening?" Sabrina said panicking.

I calmly walked over to Sabrina and slapped her gently but hard enough for her to get a grip. She looked at me stunned that I would do such a thing.

"Sebastian," I said calmly, using her real name in hopes to calm her, "you're pregnant."

"What? But I used a condom last night." Onyx exclaimed.

"Condoms don't work all the time. This must be one of those times." Raven said.

Onyx went and sat on the bed, in shock, while I hugged a crying Sabrina. Raven went to go comfort Onyx, knowing how she was feeling.

Maybe you should go through some of your vampire pregnancy pamphlets with Sebastian. Make him feel better by knowing more about the situation. Raven thought to me.

"Sebastian, why don't you and I spend the night together and I can answer all the questions you have?" I asked her.

"Al…Alright," she said sniffling.

"Before we do that though I think we should go see Dr. Acula. I remember him saying that sometimes the change is not complete so you can have some male body parts left in you that will have an effect on your pregnancy." I said.

"So you can remember that but you can't remember to turn the TV off when you are done with it?" Raven accused. Everyone laughed and the mood in the room suddenly got better until the Claude walked in the door wearing pajama pants with skulls and cross bones on them. He wasn't wearing a shirt which let all the girls in the room see his 6 pack. Man he looked handsome.

Wait did I just admit my cousin looked handsome? I thought.

Yes, yes you did but you aren't wrong. Raven thought back.

Hey, you're mine, not his! I won't have you staring adoringly at another man. I replied angrily.

I will always love you. Besides, think of it like an art gallery. You can admire it and let someone else take it home. And he's gay remember. She thought back and my anger suddenly left my body as I understood why all four girls were looking at him as if he was the finest chocolate in the world; because we can't have him. He is taboo, forbidden, making us want him all that much more.

"What the hell is going-" Claude started but froze as he looked up and saw that there were 4 girls in the room instead of the supposed 3 that were supposed to be here.

"Hi Claude," Sabrina said.

"Weren't you supposed to change back? I thought the only ones who didn't change were…Oh…" Claude said, finally catching on.

"We're going to see Dr. Acula, I think you should come with us Claude." Raven said.

"Why?" Everyone asked.

"Because there is someone I'd like you to meet." Raven replied.

Everyone got dressed and met down it the living room. Claude was wearing a ripped white t-shirt with a black anarchy symbol on the front, a black leather jacket, a black leather chocker with silver studs, faded blue jeans, combat boots and a black belt with stars and a skull and cross bones belt buckle. Raven sported a black long sleeve shirt showed her shoulders and would have showed her stomach had she not been wearing a black and white striped under shirt (tank top with spaghetti straps, horizontal stripes), a black mini skirt with triangular trim at the bottom like part of a witches costume, two belts for decoration (one black, one white), black fishnets, a skeleton sweater (unzipped) and combat boots. I wore a black t-shirt that said "BAT CRAZY MOTHER" on it in white, stretchy jeans that should fit for another month, combat boots, and a thick winter hoodie that was fuzzy on the inside. Sabrina and Onyx wore Crypt t-shirts, jeans (Sabrina's were faded blue while Onyx's were a dark navy blue) and combat boots.

"Do you guys want to borrow one of our sweaters? It's pretty chilly out." I offered.

"Sure that would be great. Can I borrow one of yours Alexia?" Sabrina asked.

"Sure, do you want one of mine as well Onyx?" I asked.

"I'd prefer one of Raven's if that's okay." She replied dryly.

"Alright," I said and headed upstairs to get the two sweaters. I grabbed one of my ugly Christmas sweaters (which is the second warmest one I have) for Sabrina and grabbed Raven's "BAT OUT OF HELL" jacket that looked more like a biker jacket than a gothic girl's jacket. As I walked down stairs, I heard Raven burst out laughing when she saw what I was carrying.

"There is no way in hell I am wearing that." Sabrina exclaimed.

"Come on, it's not that bad." I said.

"Not that bad? Dude it says 'If you jingle my bells, I'll promise you a white Christmas' and the lights on it looks so bright I swear they actually are lights and they hurt my eyes." Sabrina replied.

"Okay so it is that bad but it is the second warmest sweater I have. You aren't getting the first and the rest you will get cold in. Just put it on." I stated.

"Okay but if I ever see this as a painting, you're dead." Sabrina threatened.

"We're all dead already so that's not really a threat." Raven replied logically.

Laughing as we walked out the door, we headed to the hospital and took the elevator to the secret basement. We were greeted by Shadow and a guy who wore so much black that he seemed to suck the light out of the room He wore a midnight black beany hat, ripped t-shirt, sweater (unzipped), jeans, worn out sneakers, and what appeared to be a dog collar with a white bone. Everything on him was black. Shadow, on the other hand still wore the same amount of neon as every other visit. I heard Sabrina, Onyx and Claude wince as the saw her.

"Hey, Shadow. Who's your friend?" Raven asked.

"Today is bring your family to work day so I brought my twin brother, Sunny. What brings you guys here?" Shadow said brightly.

"Our friend here would like to see Dr. Acula and we came for support. Also, there is someone I'd like you to meet. Shadow this is Claude, Claude meet Shadow." Raven said pulling Claude forward. He was staring directly at Sunny as if he was the only person on Earth and Sunny was looking back at him the same way.

"H…H…Hi." Claude fumbled out.

"Sunny why don't you go for a break and get to know Claude a bit since you are staring at him like you do your steak?" Shadow asked causing both Claude and Sunny to blush deeply it was a wonder they had any blood left in the rest of their body. Sunny glared at his sister before turning back to Claude.

"I wouldn't want to be a bother to him besides he is here with his friends." Sunny said. His voice silently dared you to oppose him and sounding as if every word he said was a lie but at the same time it was a shy voice as if all this bravado was just for show.

"Actually I wasn't planning on coming at all. I am happy that I did though otherwise I would have never have met you Sunny." Claude replied sexily.

Everyone's jaw dropped. Shadow was the first to snap out of it though and said we could go into our usually room and that the doctor would be there in a moment. We left Claude and waited for Dr. Acula which wasn't too long.

"Ah, Alexander, Raven good to see you both again. How is the baby? You guys aren't due to see me again for another month." Dr. Acula said questioningly.

"The baby is fine, my morning sickness doesn't happen as frequently anymore but it still sucks when it does. We are actually here for my friend Sebastian." I said pointing to Sabrina.

"Not another one. Let me guess, you were originally a guy but you had sexual intercourse with this lovely young lady beside you with no protection and got pregnant?" he said.

"Actually we did use protection but yeah the rest of it was right." Sabrina stated.

"Oh well that makes things slightly better." Dr. Acula said and handed Sabrina a cup. "Down the hall and it is the first door on your right."

As we waited the doctor checked me over and said that both the baby and I were healthy on right on track with my pregnancy. Sabrina came back into the room and handed the cup to the doctor who put a pregnancy test in and then we waited. Five minutes later he said if we were ready to which Sabrina bravely nodded. Dr. Acula looked down at the pregnancy test and frowned.

"What is it doc?" Sabrina asked.

"I am not sure." Dr. Acula said. He showed us a pregnancy test that showed both the positive and the negative signs on the test.

"What does this mean?" Onyx asked worriedly.

"Well, vampire pregnancies give off different hormones as well as the human ones. If a pregnant vampiress takes a human pregnancy test it will show up as negative because there isn't enough human hormones that a pregnant human would give off. Meaning there is some human hormones but not as much as a normal human pregnancy." Dr. Acula explained. "Let me try one more thing."

He pulled out another pregnancy test from another drawer and put the end in the cup. We waited five more minutes. After the five minutes were up, he looked down at it and nodded.

"This makes more sense now." Dr. Acula stated. He then showed us a positive sign on this second pregnancy test. "You are indeed pregnant but not with a vampire. Your child will be human. I am sorry."

"Is there any way to make the baby a vampire? I know someone who was born human in a vampire family and she turned out to be a nasty piece of work." I asked.

"There is the normal way, biting, but that would have to take place after the baby is born…unless…" the doctor trailed off.

"What? What are you thinking doc?" Sabrina asked.

"Well your blood runs through the baby. Your blood already has vampire genes but the baby did not get those parts. If you were to be bitten, the chemicals that induce vampire-ism would run through your blood, not affecting you but definitely turning the baby just like any other human. However, it may be too stressful on the baby and cause a miscarriage."

"So either we have the normal chance of the baby actually surviving but being born a human and different from our family or we have a less chance of having the baby but it would be like the rest of our family?" Sabrina asked.

"To put it simply, yes." Dr. Acula stated.

"I am alright with whatever you decide." Onyx stated. "I will love this child either way because it is part of you."

"I think we should let the child decide." Sabrina said.

"So you will raise a human?" Dr. Acula said.

"Yes, this way they could be whatever they want. Human, vampire, werewolf-"

"There are werewolves?" Raven interrupted.

"Yeah, you didn't know that?" Sabrina said.

"No, I didn't." Raven angrily said while glaring at me.

"What? I thought I told you." I said innocently.

"Well, Sebastian, I would like to see you every two week for the next two months to check on you and the baby and then after that you can just come in monthly with Alexander." Dr. Acula said. "There are some human pregnancy pamphlets in the lobby or you can ask a friend who may have been human before."

"Thank you doc/doctor." Sabrina and Onyx said.

We left the room and walked out to the front desk to retrieve Claude but he was nowhere in sight.

"Shadow, where's your brother and Claude?" I asked.

"In the broom closet right across from the bathroom," she giggled.

I saw Raven blush out the corner of my eyes and I could feel myself blush a little as well. Sabrina and Onyx were getting pregnancy pamphlets and were oblivious to what was happening. Walking down the hall to retrieve my cousin, I came to the door that Shadow had spoke of. Pulling it open, I saw the back of my cousin and what had to be the arms of Sunny.

"Your seven minutes in heaven are up. It's time to go home." I stated. Claude turned around shocked that I had caught him red handed. The look on his face was priceless and his blush made him look adorable. I laughed causing him to growl and bare his fangs at me. I bore mine back and considering I was pregnant, I can bet you I looked a lot scarier than he did. He calmed down and kissed his love goodbye.

"Want to go to the Crypt sometime? I know a guy who knows the owner and can get us in for free." Claude asked bashfully.

"It's love to. Here's my number." Sunny said as he wrote 250-MY-WOLF on Claude's hand.

We left and went back to the mansion where Raven told Sebastian about human pregnancies while Onyx told me about vampire ones. Sebastian had the same look of horror I did when Raven had the talk with me. It was awkward but we survived the night until it was time to go to bed. We all returned to our own beds where I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow. Tomorrow we were going shopping and I would need all the sleep I could get.


I really enjoyed how this one turned out. Did you guys? Let me know what I should do for next month. I'm thinking party at the Crypt for Christmas.