Jarceus: Welcome to the 9th chapter of A Saiyan's Alolan Journey. I hope you all will enjoy.

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Firesage101: silver got owned. good chapter. it had me laughing.

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Jarod: Silver did get owned. And I guess you liked Sun and Quick Silver using String Shot as a tool to throw away a bird.

Pikachu: A shiny one at that.

Silver: What relevance does that have?

Pikachu: If Jarod was as much of a Shiny Hunter as you make him out to be, he would have caught the Mandibuzz.

Silver: I…

Pikachu: In the words of a fictional fat skeleton, Get dunked on.


Last Time


"Verdant Cavern? You guys are doing that Island Challenge thing? Now I really wanna come along." Smirked Pichu excited before he started glowing and growing before he stopped glowing, leaving a Shiny, clearly male, Pikachu in his place

"Huh? Didn't expect that." Stated Jarod before he noticed that Silver was going to say something "Silver, don't say anything about Sun being a shiny hunter, Pikachu chose to go with him of his own free will." He stated making Silver shut up


Now


"So this is Verdant Cavern huh? Seems smaller that I thought it would be." Stated Jarod as he, Sun and Silver walked into the cave while Bubbles, Quick Silver and Pikachu rode on Sun

"I know." Agreed Sun

"It's not the size that makes Verdant Cavern so dangerous, it's the Totem Pokémon that does." Stated Pikachu excited as he hopped off of Sun's shoulder before leading the human and saiyan to the end of the Cavern which opened up into a crater of sorts with a pedestal with two grey gems in the middle "Normalium Z. The Z-Crystal for Normal-types." He stated before Sun heard something growl before he was pushed out of the way as a Gumshoos bit down on where he was, which was replaced by Jarod's left shoulder

"Gah!" Cried out Jarod in pain before he glared at Gumshoos as he fired a small ki blast into the Totem Pokémon's stomach blasting it to the pedestal

"Pikachu, you know what to do." Stated Sun as Pikachu tackled Gumshoos in the stomach, exactly where Jarod blasted it before he jumped off the Normal-type as a ball of electricity formed at the end of his tail

"Electro Ball!" Called out Pikachu as he threw the ball at Gumshoos, hitting it in the chest

"GRAH!" Grunted Gumshoos before it roared making ten Yungoos run to it before they all glared at Pikachu

"You want some of me? Come at me, bruh!" Taunted Pikachu making all the Yungoos charge at him as his fist started gaining an electrical coating "Thunder Punch!" He called out as he uppercutted one of the Yungoos in the stomach before he beat down the remaining Yungoos into unconsciousness making him smirk before he got a face full of sand "GAH! Sand?!" He screamed as he tried to rub the sand out of his eyes only for Gumshoos to knock him out in a single Tackle

"Who's next!" Shouted Gumshoos arrogantly before it got an Aqua Jet powered tackle to his already damaged stomach

"How dare you do that to Pikachu!" Shouted Bubbles pissed off as she slammed into Gumshoos from all directions, using Aqua Jet to keep moving out of the way of any attacks, before Gumshoos grabbed her by her flippers before hitting her with its head before it slammed her into the ground and started grinding his foot on her head

"Who's going to save you now?" Growled Gumshoos before he noticed that his foot was rising slightly, making the Totem Pokémon look down just in time to receive a Water Gun to the face from the newly evolved Brionne

"Disarming Voice." Said Bubbles as she breathed in before letting out a continuous line of purple hearts while shrieking in the loudest voice that Sun. Silver and Quick Silver had ever heard

"Ah, ah, gah. How are you ok with this?" Asked Sun, grunting from the noise as he noticed Jarod was unfazed

"Funny thing is, I've heard worse. Like, way, worse. To be specific, I was surrounded by Steelix who all used Screech at the same time." Shrugged Jarod as Bubbles stopped her attack in favour of firing off another Water Gun at Gumshoos in the wound on his stomach making it faint

"I… did it…" Panted Bubbles almost out of breath as Sun picked her up

"You won, Bubbles! I'm proud of you." Cheered Sun happily

"Thank you, Sun." Thanked Bubbles quietly before she fainted, making Sun return her into her Pokéball, like he did for Pikachu while Bubbles was fighting while Jarod smiled at him from behind

"What the fuck are you smiling about, shit head?" Asked Silver as he glared at Jarod

"I'm seeing my favourite thing." Smirked Jarod

"What? Pokémon beating the shit out of each other?" Asked Silver, growling

"What? No!" Denied Jarod surprised "I love seeing the bond between Trainer and Pokémon. That, to me, is true beauty." He stated making Silver scoff

"Yeah, right. Pokémon are only friendly because of their Pokéballs." Scoffed Silver, denying any bond between Pokémon and Humans

"Really now? But, aren't you a captured Pokémon?" Asked Jarod

"Are you retarded? You're my trainer." Growled Silver

"Then by your logic you should like me, right? Because I'm your trainer and you were caught in a Pokéball?" Asked Jarod making Silver freeze up before he started growling

"Don't use my statements against me, shit head." Growled Silver before he went back into his Pokéball to ignore Jarod

"Hehehe… Hahahaha!" Laughed Jarod before his wound stung "Ow." He groaned as he placed a hand where he was bitten, feeling the warm sensation of blood on his hand "Oh great." He mumbled as Sun noticed his wound

"Jarod, you're bleeding!" He shouted as he pulled bandages from his backpack

'Thank you Captain Obvious.' Thanked Jarod sarcastically in his head as Sun took off his jacket and proceeded to wrap up Jarod's wound "Thanks Sun." He thanked as Sun finished wrapping his arm as he grabbed his jacket before noticing the hole Gumshoos made in it, and the massive blood stain that had appeared on the entire left arm of the jacket "I'm going to be washing this for the next hour." He sighed to himself as he pulled out a needle and thread as he fixed up the hole in the jacket

"Wow, you're really good at that." Noted Sun amazed

"You learn to fix your clothes on a Pokémon journey. It's either that, stay in dirty clothes, go in your underwear or go naked till you reach the next town." Shrugged Jarod, trying not to remember a certain memory of the last situation happening to him

"That is weird." Mumbled Sun, flat out confused

"Tell me about it, not only that but only Kalos, from what I've seen, has clothing stores." Agreed Jarod

"I saw a clothes shop back in Hau'oli City."Corrected Sun making Jarod nod as he put his jacket back on

"So, you cleared your trial. I wonder if Archer can clear his." Smirked Jarod just as a massive Alolan Raticate jumped down

"HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP!" Screamed the enraged nocturnal rat as it glared at Jarod and Sun as Jarod and Quick Silver let out small similar noises

"Pfft! Hahahahaha! Is that a Raticate! Hahaha! It's so fucking fat! HAHAHA! And it's cheeks! HAHAHA!" Laughed Jarod, rolling on the ground

"Pfft! Hahahahaha! Is that a Raticate! Hahaha! It's so fucking fat! HAHAHA! And it's cheeks! HAHAHA!" Laughed Quick Silver at the exact same time as Jarod, also rolling around on the ground

"HOW DARE YOU!" Screamed Raticate as it attempted to bite Jarod, only for the saiyan to roll out of the way before kicking the Dark/Normal-type in the face as he rolled away and grabbed Archer's Pokéball, which was now in a Ball Capsule with a leaf shaped Seal on it as he threw the ball into the air

"Archer! Use Leafage!" Commanded Jarod quickly as a spiral a leaves shot out of the ball and at the ground before it redirected itself, hitting Raticate in the stomach as a Dartrix appeared at where the spiral of leaves redirected

"So, what did I miss?" Asked Archer bored as he flicked his hair bang back lazily

"Oh, just Pikachu and Bubbles taking down a Totem Pokémon, Bubbles evolving." Answered Jarod, smirking.

"Cool. So, I guess this fat oaf is our adversary?" Guessed Archer while yawning as he stared at the Raticate who was growing ever more pissed

"BITE!" Screamed Raticate as it leaped at Archer, teeth glowing, only to get sudden gust of wind to the face, blowing it away slightly.

"How sloppy." Sighed Archer bored as he wrapped his wings around his torso and closed his eyes making Raticate even madder than it already was

"I'M NOT SLOPPY!" Screeched Raticate as it leaped at Archer again, aiming to use Bite. It bit down on something alright, but Instead of Archer, Raticate bit down on an Energy Ball, which exploded blasting Raticate into a wall, which cracked under the pressure of Raticate's weight and the force it was blasted with

"Leafage Steel Wing combo." Yawned Archer as he created a spiral of leaves before shooting it at Raticate as he flew in the middle of the spiral, making the leaves cover his wings as they started turning grey and gaining a metallic shine to them before he slashed Raticate over the chest with both his wings making it's eyes turn into spirals

"You did great, Archer." Congratulated Jarod as he placed his hand an Archer's head

"Thank you. I surprised myself a little there." Thanked Archer as he yawned "But could you please warn me before sending me out? I was sleeping." He stated making Jarod chuckle awkwardly

"You were? Well, sorry for waking you up." Apologised Jarod as Archer returned to his Pokéball to rest

"How come Archer defeated his Totem Pokémon on his own?" Asked Sun slightly jealous

"Archer used a more strategic approach to his fight than Pikachu and Bubbles did." Stated Jarod simply as he grabbed one of the Normalium Z before tossing the other to Sun, who caught it

"Yo, yo, yo! I'm a steal ya 'mons." Rapped a member of Team Skull as he approached Jarod and Sun only to meet face to face with Serenity

'Try it and you'll be a mangled corps pile in the middle of the street.' Stated Serenity through telepathy, smiling while her hands were covered in electricity

"Never mind." Said the grunt as he turned on his foot and went back into Verdant Cavern

"That time of the year?" Asked Jarod curious

"Yep." Nodded Serenity as she returned herself back into her Pokéball

"Wait what? Does Serenity have periods?" Asked Sun confused and slightly scared

"Oh hell no, Pokémon don't have that." Refuted Jarod mumbling something along the lines of 'at least in this universe' to himself "It's mating season. At this time Serenity gets a lot more hormonal, aggressive and overall dangerous. And trust me when I say that when she makes a threat in that state, she WILL go through with it." He explained making Sun pale as a memory was placed into his head by Jarod. A memory of Serenity beating a man unconscious before Jarod returned her into her ball and forced it shut for the entire day


Jarceus: That is all for this chapter, I hope you all enjoyed.

Silver: Question, shit lord? How does that whole mating season thing make sense? It shouldn't make her more aggressive as that is a nature that repels possible mates.

Serenity: It's because I already have a mate, Silver.

Silver: Ah, that makes sense to an extent.

Sun: So pretty much, once a year Serenity is under what can closely be compared to a human period?

Jarod: Exactly, and it lasts a week…

Sun: On a scale of one to ten how dead are we if we aren't careful?

Jarod: Twenty.

Sun: …Shit.

Jarceus: If I was in your position that would be the exact words I'd use.

Jarod: In the original, you added yourself in, you even had Melody mention you two chapters ago.

Jarceus: But thankfully, I don't have to deal with Serenity.

Serenity: You do in these segments.

Jarceus: …Shit.