Gingerstar14: I decided to quit this one and make another warriors parody called Warriors: What really happened.
So this is the last chappie.
I went to the ice cream shop today,
I went to the ice cream shop today
and a cow was serving ice cream.
She said COW many scoops
do you want on yur cone,
COW many scoops do you want on yur cone,
and I said just 100323493024892348329 scoops.
And she fell dead on the floor!
"YAY!! COW DEAD!" Rosekit clapped.
"MOOO!!" Toadkit yelled.
"DUSTPELT!!" Spiderleg whapped his father on the head. "YOU IDIOT!!"
"What?"
"MY KITS LIKE IT WHEN COWS DIE?!" Daisy asked.
"EEEEEEEEEK!! A MOUSE!!" Ferncloud screamed. "Get it away!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bramblestar screamed. "A...wait a minute, that mouse is dead."
"Oh." Ferncloud sighed.
"BUT I JUST GOT HERE!!" Darth Vader yelled.
"Smash Cloudtail's TV instead," Suggested Ashfur.
"NO!!" Squirrelflight screamed. "SMASH DUSTPELT'S NOTEBOOK."
"OKIE DOKEE. Just after this new episode OF WOW WOW WUBZY is over." Darth Vader said.
"..." Dustpelt looked around the camp. "What's burning?"
"That would be your notebook," Sandstorm meowed. Cinderheart got it.
"CINDERHEART?? Wait...her warrior name was only released, but the book isn't out."
"Sorry Erin, but she's gonna havta go." Bramblestar stole Darth Vader's light saber and whacked Cinderheart on the head.
"WOW WOW WUBZY WUBZY WUBZY WOW WOW!! WUBZY WIDGET AND WALDEN AND FRIENDS!!" Darth Vader sand.
Squirrelflight joined in. "AND WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER, THE GAYNESS NEVER ENDS!!"
"I DON'T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW AND I KNOW IT DOESN'T GO LIKE THAT." Dustpelt meowed.
