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"AUSTIN MOON?"

Austin removed his hands from his eyes, and looked at her.

"No, I'm his twin brother, Chad Cooper. We were separated from birth, hence our different surnames," he explained smoothly. Now I know why he was dubbed as the greatest actor of his generation.

"That line was from Mean Boys, when George found out that he had a twin brother named Sam," Jo said, with her hands on her hips.

He sighed. "Fine, I'm Austin Moon. Please keep this a secret, I don't want any of this to leak out," he said desperately.

Jo turned to look at me, with a hint of betrayal in her eyes. "Ally? Did you know about this?" she asked me.

I nodded my head. "Look, Jo, I wanted to tell you, but I couldn't. I had to protect Austin's identity," I explained. I told her everything, and she nodded her head.

"So… Will you promise to keep this a secret? For the next two weeks, at least," Austin said.

"Only if you take a photo with me, give me an autograph and follow me on Twitter," Jo listed. She was one materialistic girl.

"Done. But you can only post the photo on the internet after I leave. And when people ask you how you met me, you'll tell them that you met me after my concert in LA last month. Okay?" he offered.

"Deal," she said, shaking his hand. She hugged him and kissed him on the cheek. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S REALLY YOU, AUSTIN!" she squealed, burying her head in his chest. He looked at me for help, but I just chuckled and carried on with my Chemistry homework.


D'PROM: A Night To Remember

THE X HOTEL BALLROOM

20 APRIL 2012, FRIDAY

1830 HOURS

Be there or be square!

The flyers for our Prom were out, and every student was given a flyer with the aforementioned words.

"So… A prom, huh? I've never been to one before," Austin said, reading the flyer.

"Neither have I," I confessed. Our school didn't have the budget for it, so only seniors were allowed to have proms. (A/N: I know they aren't seniors, considering that they're only 16, but let's just pretend that they are, okay? Sorry for this discrepancy!)

"So… Alicia Dawson, do you want to be my date to the Prom?" Austin asked.

"What?" I was taken aback. I thought he'd either not show up, or take some girl like Rebecca or Rachel.

"I've always wanted to go to a Prom, and since you're practically my bodyguard, you should go with me," he said. So I'm his bodyguard. He should've taken either Dumb or Dumber than. Whatever.

"Sure," I smiled and accepted his offer. He held out his arms. "Uh, what are you doing?" I asked suspiciously.

"Isn't this where we hug? You know, the typical movie scenario. The guy asks the girl to the prom, the girl accepts, squeals and jumps into his arms?"

"This isn't a movie or a TV show or a fanfiction. This is real life. Oh, what the hey," I said and hugged him. It felt so strange. His cologne was so fragrant, in a manly way, of course. He smelt and felt so good. I just wanted to tangle my hands in his fluffy blonde hair and pull him closer and use my lips to feel his and to turn my tongue into a GPS and explore his mouth… Shut up Dawson!

"Aww! Ally's got a date with Chad!" Jo announced to the entire school. We pulled apart from the hug, and I felt my face turned red. I heard applause coming from the onlookers, and some girls cursing me and plotting my assassination. I shrugged and led "Chad" to our next class.


It's Friday the 13th. Seven more days to Prom! To be honest, I was very excited to go to the Prom. Over the last two weeks, I've decided that I have a crush on Austin Moon. I don't know what I'll do without him. The day of the Prom will be his last day here, and he'll fly home to Hollywood the very next day. Ahh.

"Psst! Ally!" I turned to my left to see Abby holding out a note to me. Abby was one of the popular cheerleaders – one of Rebecca's best friends.

Is Chad really Austin Moon?

Wha… How… Huh? How did she figure it out? I looked at her and shook my head.

No! Why would you think that?

I tossed the paper back to her. I stared at Austin. He was actually paying attention in Spanish class, since his mother was Spanish and he grew up speaking Spanish as a second language. Abby threw the paper on my desk again. I anxiously unfolded it, dying to know why the hell she would think that.

Jo told Trish and Alan, who told Dez who told Bianca who told Lydia who told Sarah who told Hannah who told Angela who told George who told Josh who told Dave who told Rebecca who told me.

I rolled my eyes. It could be unreliable! But Jo told Trish AND Alan? She swore to secrecy! Austin gave her the autograph, the picture, the follow on Twitter… Why, that filthy little –

"Brrriiinng!" rang the bell. I gripped the note tight, shot Abby a dirty look and pulled Austin into one corner and showed him the note.

"That measly little – Oh hey Jo!" he said as my best friend showed up.

"Hey Jo… You wouldn't happen to have mentioned Chad's secret to anyone, would you?" I asked, gritting my teeth. I had half a mind to hit her. She had been sworn to secrecy! Furthermore, she was my best friend! How could she do this to us?

"No! Relax, Leesh, your secret's safe with me," she said, adding a giggle and walked off to her next class. Austin and I exchanged worried glances.


"Dude! Do you know that you're Austin Moon?" Dez said to Austin as he sat down at the lunch table. Austin shook his head, as Dez took a magazine out of his pants. I'll never be able to un-see that.

AUSTIN MOON'S ROMANTIC GETAWAY TO MIAMI!

Austin Moon was spotted at a deserted section of the Miami Beach on Wednesday afternoon. He was not alone though – he had a girl with him! Sources describe the girl as a fair-skinned brunette around the height of 5"2. Who is this mysterious girl? Is she Austin's new girlfriend? If so, how long do you think they will last?

A source has also informed us that Austin has been attending school at Hayboom High School, under the pseudonym of Chad Cooper, wearing a pair of glasses as a disguise, to research for his upcoming lead role in the teen romance comedy film Teen Idol. Stay tuned to Tweenagers magazine and our website for updates about Austin Moon!

The front cover of this week's issue of Tweenagers was a picture of Austin and I on the beach, with his lips touching my cheek. I had taken him there for a picnic two days ago. I thought we were all alone! And he did not kiss my cheek, it was the camera angle! I was standing a few inches away from him, when the camera took the picture. Thank goodness my hair was covering my face.

Sweat broke out on Austin's face, as he realized that the cat was out of the bag. As I surveyed the cafeteria, every gaze was on our table, or rather, on Austin.

"Meet me back at home," Austin whispered, and briskly walked out of the cafeteria. Girls started hyperventilating (I don't even think some of them went to the school. They probably sneaked in here after reading that article) as they tried to follow Austin out. Dez and Alan did their best to hold the crowd back, protecting their new friend. I think they'd make way better bodyguards than Agent Darm and Agent Dummere. Seriously, they were never there. I don't even know where they went to half the time.


"AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN! AUSTIN!" a crowd of girls cheered outside the school, screaming Austin's name and holding up banners. How did they even make those signs and banners so quickly? Never underestimate the power of fangirls.

Professor Walter, the two agents, Miss Tenner and I were in the school, discussing our next move. Austin had safely made it home, and successfully avoided the paparazzi, as he had told Professor Walter over the phone. Over the past two hours, we had managed to get everyone out of the school building and sent them home, but obviously, some people (*ahem* the people outside) couldn't listen to instructions, and insisted on staying until they saw their idol. The poor girls, they think that he's still in the campus.

"So, what happens now?" I asked them worriedly. Austin must be pacing frantically around his room right now. He always did that when he was frustrated or at a loss of what to do.

"Austin will return to Los Angeles," the Prof said. WHAT? I was just beginning to have a crush on him! This couldn't be… We were going to the Prom together! I nodded my head politely and walked out of the school, pushing my way against the screaming fans. Some of them tried to follow me, knowing that I lived with Austin, but I ran with all my might and paused to hide at random places to lose them. This scene always looked cool in movies, but in real life? Not so. I was panting and aching all over from the running. Boy, I'm unfit.

FML.


A/N: The secret's out! :O Will Ally still get to go to prom with Austin? Sigh… Why did Jo have to blab everything? UGH!

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By the way, if you haven't already done so, check out my Auslly one-shot "Opposite Day" and my Auslly three-shot "Operation Austin & Ally" and my Channy one-shot "Five Signs"! :D