The Twilight Twenty-Five
Prompt: Awkward
Pen name: Hellacullen, Duskwatcher
Pairing: B/E
Rating: T

"Edward, tell me about your parents."

"Well, Dr. Swan, we had a falling out."

"About what?"

"They didn't approve of my lifestyle choice."

"I see. When did you tell them?"

"Tell them what?"

"That you're homosexual."

"Wait…what?"

"You haven't told them?"

"No! That's not it!"

"It's okay. Coming out is difficult."

"I'm not gay."

"Are you sure?"

"I'M NOT GAY!"

"Okay, Edward. Please, calm down. How many women have you been with?"

"None, but I haven't been with any men either."

"So you're a celibate?"

"No! Well, yes."

"A virgin?"

"Yes, okay?"

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"Oh. This is awkward."

"Very."