chapter 8: the final battle.
"no! you cretein!" yelled mulon.
"it's time to die for you!" yelled morshu.
"no! you're an athiest you die!" yelled yao.
"no! you die!" yelled yelled.
and then the fought and they flew and they burned the whol house down. suddenly they were in a glowing battlefield of stars.
"Good morrow, wayward lambs." It was Jesus!
"BURN THEM TO HELL!" yelled Satan.
"this is it! the final battle of good and evil!" yelled chanpo.
"we have to defeat evil here now or else the darkness will take over the world and become like the hungs!" it said.
"Good morrow, Jesus!" yelled empror. then Jesus smote empror with burning sun. "you shall not say good mrorow!"
"sorry jesus said empror ascending into heaven because now he was dead."
"and the rules are simple. whichever side dies first...loses!" yelled jesus.
suddenly, Morshu grew ten times bigger and summonnned all the bad guys of everything. mewtwo, iago, chan po, satan, ghengis khan, monocole man, snidely whiplsash, dudley do right, chan po, and panda antichrist all showed up to fight for side of evil!
And every good person in world was resurrected for side of good!
and they fought and fought until everyone was dead from nuke bomb dropped by evil. only morshu and mulan was left. even jesus and satan could not withstand nuke.
"so now it ends" said mushu, advancing on mulan cock erect.
"no, not now there are people watching." Mulan said she flew back. Suddenly!
"JESUS AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Moja flew back into the picture. "stand back mulan! christians can't have women fighting their battles!"
and then moja and morshu fought throughout the universe rasiing every single structure they encountered.
Meanwhile, in dead land...
"hey chanpo want to make out" said shang.
"yeah sure why not" he said whipping it out. they rubbed their two towers together for a fuew minutes until they came.
"that was good said shang."
"you're right can I clean you up~" asked chanpo.
and then he did.
Meanwhile in the battle...
Moja had finally cornered Mushu. he let another beam of light hit mushu and now mushu was dying.
"care to do the honors, jesus?" Moja said.
"Fine, moja. Or should I say...Adam."
mulan gasped. Adam! from adam and eve! No my gosh!"
"yes. but first you must die. women are impure since she took forbidden fruit.
And then mulan die.
and then everyone was happy and good and Adam relived the garden of eden. he remade eve and shit happen. Now that book is called the Bible. And you should read it.
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