Animal Luvr 4 Life, I'm glad you're enjoying and loving this, XD. I luv Jeff Hardy Edge Randy, I know U like that part. Thank you. Pheonix-Syren, thank you, and yes I do need to check out that spray. Seraphalexiel, (Terrah takes her own few minutes to think about Jeff and Randy sharing Edge) Nice.. (giggles madly) I've been begging them to share, they dun listen. They drother fight. Terrah-verse, hehe.. Christian muse is mean to Mor muse. I think he has a crush on him? AnonymousPunk, pics are in my profile, under links, under LJ gallery, under screenshots. And you're welcome for the shout-out and, yes, you did give me one in your's and thank you :) Esha Napoleon, Mor needs a spanking :P wrestlefan4, chp 7; Lol, yeah, I know what you meant. Sleep deprivation. That's why I'm so crazy. Get paintball gun away from Jeri? Have another muse to steal it and bury it in backyard whilst he sleeps. (must try this on Jeff muse and dart gun) Glad I could make you laugh. Chp 8; couldn't tell you how to get rid of a retarded Cena muse. I'm proud I have no Cena muse. He'd probably try to steal Addy too... then, Jeff would kill him and I'd no longer have a Cena muse. JoMoFan-spot, awe, my Matt muse is only occassionally psyhcotic. The rest of the time, he's lovable. I dun think I'll write a HBK/Mor (shrugs) I like to taunt them. I wish Edge was bipolar like Matty. That way he could be evil for 'Adore' and helpless for 'Sold'. More on forum at bottom. Dark Fae Angel, pics are on there. LJ gallery, screenshots. Getting 'maimed' by Jeffy (Terrah's definition) Yummy.. I love how all the right songs come on during my fics. Awesome. P.S. We have barking dogs. But, no damn fireworks. Not fair!


Muse Troubles;
Chapter nine/ 'Spooky Forest'
Rated; M/ L, (mild violence, attempted violence, kidnapping, rape situations, the usual)
Set-up; Muses distracting me from working on fics by going on a Addy hunt. April 25-26/2009

Mor muse: Where are we going?

Christian muse: You were supposed to know, dorkchop.

Matt muse: Take a left.

Jeff muse: No, a right.

Mor muse: How's this bickering helping if we're walking?

Christian muse: (slaps Mor upside the head)

Mor muse: OW!

Terrah: (giggles)

Matt muse: I feel like a nerd off of Lord of the Rings.

Mor muse: Yeah, you look like Frodo.

Christian muse: (slaps Mor upside the head)

Mor muse: (rubs back of his head) Quit it.

Jeff muse: Hey! Don't make me come back there. (holds up chair)

Christian muse: He started it. (points at Mor)

Mor muse: Nuh, uh. He did. (points at Christian)

Matt muse: (facepalm) So, fucking childish.

Mor muse: It's not our fault Terrah's brain has lots of space to hide in. Although, more wide open spaces.. lots of emptiness and loneliness.

Terrah: I resent that.

Jeff muse: Are we there yet?

Matt muse: No.

Jeff muse: How 'bout now?

Matt muse: No.

Jeff muse: (starts humming)

Christian muse: (sighs)

Mor muse: (huffs)

Jeff muse: Are we there yet?

Matt muse: No.

Jeff muse: How 'bout now?

Matt muse: (growls)

--xx--

Jeff muse: Hey, that bush is rustling. (points to rustling bush)

Matt muse: (groans) Stand back, we dun know what exists in this head.

Mor muse: Hell, Terrah don't know what exists here.

Terrah: True.

Jeff muse: Bet she didn't know a dark and spooky forest was here.

Terrah: No, I had figured that.

Jeff muse: I got this. (raises chair)

Rustling bush: (rustles)

Jeff muse: Okay, come out, damn it.

Jericho muse: (hops out) Hold it, don't swing. (holds arms over his face)

Matt muse: Jericho, what the hell are you doing out here?

Jericho: None of your business, jerky.

Mor muse: He's hiding from Hunter.

Jericho muse: (twitches) What part of 'none of your business' don't you get?

Terrah: Why Hunter?

Jericho muse: Fear of being hit with sledges.

Christian muse: Ah, yes, FOBHWS. Common muse disorder brought on by egging on Triple H.

Jericho muse: I didn't egg him on.

Matt muse: Really?

Jericho muse: No.

Terrah: What did you call him?

Jericho muse: (slumps) Nosey Long Schnauzer.

Mor muse: (cracks up) We called him Sneezer Man! (stops and pouts) Me and Mizzie! (cries)

Christian muse: Quiet!

Mor muse: (squeaks and shuts up)

Terrah: Wasn't you working with Randy, Chris?

Matt muse: What?!

Jericho muse: (swallows) Uh.. not exactly.. I turned him down.

Matt muse: And why did you want to partner with that snake anyway?

Jericho muse: (sheepishly) I wanted Christian.

Matt muse: (twitches) What?!

Jeff muse: Calm down, Matthew. Where is Randy, Jericho? (raises chair) You have two seconds.

Jericho muse: (gulps) I don't know.

Matt muse: Where is Miz?

Mor muse: Mizzie.. (pouts)

Christian muse: (slaps Mor upside the head)

Mor muse: Stop that!

Jericho muse: I don't know where that assclown is. I'm just trying to protect my own hide.

Hunter muse: Jericho!? Oh, Jericho?! Where for art thou, Jericho?! I wanna crush your skull.

Jericho muse: Eeep! (hides behind bush)

Hunter muse: Oh, mister eeeping bush, have you seen a spiked haired, glitter wearing, fairy anywhere? I have this for him. (holds up sledge)

Terrah: Leave Chris alone, H. We're trying to get answers.

Hunter muse: About what?

Jeff muse: Randy has MY ADDY!!

Hunter muse: (smirks) Randy will die soon. Awesome. Jeff will kill him and I won't have to listen to his bullshit anymore. And since Jericho has that cowardly FBHWS disease I shall leave him to aiding in Orton's untimely death.

Christian muse: FOBHWS.

Matt muse: I thought it was FBHS?

Christian muse: No, sweetheart, it's FOBHWS.

Hunter muse: I say it's FBHWS.

Terrah: It's FBHS b/c that's easier to type. Now GO AWAY!!

Hunter muse: I dun wanna.

Terrah: (groans)

Jericho muse: (runs from behind bush) Randy is in the furthest corners of Terrah's mind! Good luck!

Hunter muse: Come back here, glitterpants! (chases after Jericho)

Matt muse: Y'heard him. Let's go.

Jeff muse: (shrugs and follows)

Christian muse: (glares at Mor then follows)

Mor muse: (sighs and follows)

Terrah: (shakes head)

--xx--

Brief, brief intermission;

RE; Anna; I think that my Edge muse is hellbent to out do what you had wrote that Edge had done to Jeff in the story 'Captive'. Because Edge got past the Matt muse with Jeff in tow and now has Jeff strapped down naked to a bed while he's standing over him smirking evily. All the while Matt is trying to kick the door in.

In Email; I think it's an unwritten muse rule that muses must kidnap other muses and torture them to annoy their writers.

--xx--

Jeff muse: We're lost!

Matt muse: No, we're going the right way.

Jeff muse: No, we're not.

Christian muse: Jeff, this map is wrote in crayon. (holds up map)

Jeff muse: Yeah, well, Matt took all the pens and pencils away from me after Terrah read that scene from 'Blood and Memories'. He's scared of me now!

Matt muse: Wrong. I've always been scared of you.

Jeff muse: (sticks out tongue)

Christian muse: It's hopeless.

Mor muse: What makes you say that?

Christian muse: Matt said 'wrong' and Edge didn't respond. He always responds to the word 'wrong', everytime Terrah says it, he chants it to annoy her and make her giggle. We'll never find him. (pouts)

Jeff muse: Wait.. Terrah, say 'wrong'.

Terrah: (sighs) WRONG!

Eerie Silence: .....

Christian: It's hopeless. (sighs sadly and gazes down at ground)

Jeff muse: It's not hopeless. Even if it is.. I'm still killing Randy.. now, move it!

--xx--

In Email; My muses are bipolar.

Matt muse: Stop saying that!

Terrah: I'm bipolar, so you have to be. (grins)

Matt muse: (growls)

Christian muse: He always chants it. No matter where he's at, or what Jeff's doing to him. He never fails.

Mor muse: Would you shut up!?

Matt muse: (slaps Mor upside the head)

Mor muse: If one more person does that, I'm gonna..

Jeff muse: Shut up? (holds up chair)

Mor muse: (gulps)

Terrah: Guys, be nice to Mor.

Jeff/Matt/Christian muses: He started it! (points to Mor)

Terrah: Mor, be nice to all the rest.

Mor muse: But..

Terrah: And a nice butt, now hush.

Mor muse: (growls in frustration)

Matt muse: Believe it or not, we're almost there. (smiles)

Jeff muse: Yay, I get to kill Orton. (grins)

--xx--

Jeff muse: (takes deep breath) We're here.

Matt muse: (sighs) How do you know, smarty-pants?

Jeff muse: (points up to sign) It says; DARKEST, FURTHEST CORNERS OF TERRAH'S MIND, THROUGH HERE: PROCEDE WITH EXTREME CAUTION!

Matt/Christian/Mor muses: (holding ears)

Matt muse: Y'didn't have to scream it.

Jeff muse: Well, it says; SCREAM THIS WHILE READING TO SHOW THAT IT'S WRITTEN ALL IN CAPITAL BOLD PRINT: THANK YOU, THE VOICES IN TERRAH'S HEAD!!

Matt muse: Please.. (lowers hands cautiously) stop reading..

Jeff muse: Okay..

Mor muse: He can read? (snorts) That's a riot!

Jeff muse: (glares at Mor) I should bury you alive while you sleep.

Terrah: Now, Jeff, I need him. You can't do that.

Matt muse: I'm just as much of a word smith, y'know?

Terrah: Yeah, but you're always either watching Jeff and Edge, or banging Captain Charisma over there, so...

Matt muse: (turns a new shade of red) Um.. I.. th.. (crosses arms) Soo not the point.

Christian muse: Okay, can we get this over with?

Mor muse: Please? I wanna get back and kidnap Mizzie.. O.o (clears throat) I mean, try and convince him to go back with me.. yeah, let's go with that..

Matt muse: Real smooth, word smith.

Mor muse: We have no use for your type or arrogance at the Palace of Wisdom.

Matt muse: (opens mouth to speak)

Jeff muse: I WANT MY TOY BACK!!!

Matt muse: (covers ears) Okay.. okay.. let's go.. sheesh.. y'dun have to fucking yell!

Christian muse: (sighs and opens door to an eerie looking cabin)

Jeff muse: (runs into room, wielding chair) Okay, Randy, where the fuck is...? (cocks his head to the side in confusion)

Matt muse: O.o Whoa.. umm, what happened here?

Mor muse: (bursts out laughing)

Christian muse: (joins in)

Randy muse: (huffs angrily through duct tape)

Terrah: Someone tied up my Randy muse.

Mor muse: Thank you, Princess Obvious.

Terrah: Call me princess again and you'll be limping home.

Mor muse: What are you gonna do?

Terrah: Jeff?

Jeff muse: (raises chair up at Mor)

Mor muse: (screams like a 12 yr old girl and cowers behind Christian)

Matt muse: (grabs Mor by hair and drags him away) Off! My! Boyfriend! (releases Mor)

Mor muse: Sorry.. (fixes hair) Keep your brother from whacking me with the chair and I will.

Matt muse: Well, don't insult the writer!

Terrah: Someone pull the fucking duct tape off Randy's mouth! The suspense is fucking killing me!

Jeff muse: (yanks duct tape off)

Randy muse: (screams) Oh, you little fucking shit, you're so damn dead, Jeff!

Jeff muse: (retapes mouth to Randy's protests)

Randy muse: (struggles under ropes where his feet and hands are bound, mumbling death threats)

Jeff muse: (rips tape back off)

Randy muse: FUCK!! (glares at Jeff) I hate you right now.

Jeff muse: Where's my toy?! (holds up chair in demanding it)

Randy muse: You mean Edge? (smirks) We were having so much fun. Ooh, he's tight..

Jeff muse: (goes to swing)

Matt muse: (takes chair)

Jeff muse: HEY!! Give it back, so I can hit this asshole!

Matt muse: In a minute. (wets lips and puts on intimidating look) Randy, where's Adam?

Randy muse: The little slut ran from me. He escaped. I don't have him. He cheap-shotted me, tied me up and left you a little note, Jeffrey. (motions over to table with his head)

Jeff muse: (goes over to table and picks up note) It says; PAYBACK'S A BITCH, JEFFRO!

Matt/Christian/Mor muses: (hands over ears)

Randy muse: (seething)

Matt muse: (whines) Is that all it says?

Jeff muse: No. It also says; SCREAM THIS NOTE WHEN YOU READ IT, B/C IT WILL PISS YOUR BROTHER OFF AND HE'S HOTT WHEN HE'S MAD! INFACT, ME CALLING HIM HOTT WILL MAKE HIM MAD AND I LIVE TO MAKE YOUR BROTHER MAD. ALSO, TELL RANDY THAT HIS IS COMING TOO! LOVE, EDGE... P.S. I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE YOU MY SLUT, HARDY BITCH! OOH, THAT WILL MAKE MATT MAD TOO. I WANNA TIE HIM UP AND MAKE HIS ASS WATCH WHILE I FUCK YOU. YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS WHEN YOU SQUIRM...

Matt muse: (seething and a little deaf) Does it say anything else?

Jeff muse: P.P.S. MY ASS IS LIKE TOTALLY SORE!

Christian muse: (rolls eyes) I dun know him anymore.

Mor muse: Edge, or Jeff?

Christian muse: Either.

Matt muse: Welp, Edge is on the loose again.

Terrah: With a sore ass! XD! Hott!

Matt muse: Can you not be perverted for all of two seconds?

Terrah: It's my mind! I can be dirty and perverted if I wanna!

Matt muse: Let's go back to the house, Jeff. We'll catch him again, don't worry.

Jeff muse: (pouts) My toy got away! (glares at Randy) I blame YOU! This is YOUR fault!

Randy muse: How's it my fault?

Jeff muse: Y'dun know how to hold someone hostage. That's the second time Addy escaped from you.

Randy muse: (ponders) Yeah, that's true. His ass was fun while I was pounding it though. (smirks)

Jeff muse: (growls) Shut up! (grabs chair from Matt and swings, hitting Randy)

Terrah: (glad muses can not get concussions.. or, can they?)

Randy muse: (groans, out cold)

Jeff muse: Let's go. (starts to leave)

Matt muse: We gonna leave him?

Jeff muse: Yes, we are.

Matt muse: (shrugs) Okay then. (follows) Come, Christian.

Christian muse: (shrugs) Come, idiot. (follows)

Mor muse: I am not an idiot! (slouches and follows)

--xx--

Miz muse: (tosses bucket of water over Randy's head)

Randy muse: (snaps back to reality) That's FUCKING COLD, YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Miz muse: Fuck you, Orton. It worked? (begins untying Randy)

Randy muse: Yep. They bought it. Now, go get him.

Miz muse: I'm not your bitch.

Randy muse: You want Jeff back? Do as you're told.

Miz muse: (huffs and exits room)

Randy muse: (rubs wrists)

Miz muse: (drags a bound Edge muse into room) Here we go.. (hatefully) boss.

Edge muse: (whimpers thru tape on mouth)

Randy muse: We're gonna have so much fun. (grins arrogantly)

Edge muse: (flinches as Randy starts petting his hair)

Terrah: (thinking, 'uh, oh, I better go report this')

Randy muse: (working on Edge's jeans)

Edge muse: (struggles)

Terrah: (thinking, 'right after I watch')


My slashy wrestling pics are on my profile, under links section. Click on the one that says 'pics dot live journal dot com slash terrahfry'. Or, something like that. They are in the screenshot section. I also have pics of Randy and Jeff, Randy and Edge, Edge and Jeff, Edge and Matt. Working on Matt and Jeff, and more. The screenshots only are mine (as in I took them and edited them, but am NOT making CASH) Save them if you wish. I dun care. The other gallery is just some hott pics of wrestlers (as in Randy, Jeffy, and Matty, etc) covered up with towels and title belts. They are NOT mine.

More on forum; I never said I wanted to have readers/writers fight or argue on there. My muses do that enuff. I was just thinking about them giving their opinions and feelings on the matter. Like JoMoFan-spot, gives me and other writers in their reviews now. That way it may inspire us slash writers to write what we see as interesting. I may do it, I may not. My muses and I are arguing over it and ironing out details.

As for this chp; First, could not come up with a better title for chp, sorry. I disagree w/ Mor. Matt does not look like Frodo (may not be spelled right, shrugs). Matty's too sexy! :P 'Blood and Memories' by redsandman99, check out that aweome series. Jeffy's adorably psycho in it as well. :)