Iam so sorry guys for the long wait my computer hates me…

Iam so sorry guys for the long wait my computer hates me….

"Okay Zim is your skin green?" I said arching one eyebrow

"Yes" Zim replied looking suspicious.

"Are humans annoying to you" I asked looking at the lie detector making sure he told the truth.

"Beyond annoying so yes" Zim said relaxing a bit on the chains.

"Do you like me being your "Fake" girlfriend?" I said grinning at his sudden discomfort and eager heartbeat.

"No! Gaz filth I think your disgusting and….a piece of dirt stink….with…yeah" Zim screamed at me falling flat near the end of his rant.

I looked at the lie detector "Guess what Zim….your lying" I said menacingly walking up to him and touching my water drenched palm on his face before giving him a GIR hug.

"You horrible Earth stink with your hugs of H20 pain….you will suffer for this once I get loose oh yes the suffering you will have!!" Zim screamed while cringing in pain from the water now eating away at his skin.

"So Zim" I said completely ignoring his usual promises of dooming me. "If you like me being your fake girlfriend then did you enjoy our kiss at the lockers?"

I looked at him he seemed to be having problems talking… "Yes….no….maybe….JUST DON'T HUG ME GAZ HUMAN THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH!! Zim yelled cringing up too the best of his extent and closing his eyes.

"Zim personally I thought it would be hard to break you…but obviously it is so easy I almost pity you….almost." I said flicking some water from my fingers at him.

"Tell you what Zim…We can make a deal you go free in exchange you tell my brother your brilliant plan on making me your fake girlfriend." I said looking up at him from my fingernails. "Deal?"

Zim looked rather sullen at the idea but he quickly changed his mind when I held up the spray bottle.

I let Zim out of his chains and started to walk to the elevator. But before I got there I felt a clawed hand wrap itself around my waist jerking me back roughly to a warm chest.

"Gaz human I will bend to your dark will and tell your brother Dib stink my plan but if you think this settles the score your wrong the great Zim will beat you Gaz…in one way or another." Zim hissed in my ear so close I could feel his teeth graze the back of my neck when I pulled away.

"Keep dreaming Zim…because you're not ready for this nightmare world." I replied then walked to the elevator.

(Zim's POV)

"That Gaz believes Iam finished oh no the war has just begun you will be defeated by me Gaz YOU WILL!! I said jumping on the kitchen table.

"Master likes Gazzy! He wants keep her; he wants to kiss her, he want to have bab-,

"Shut up GIR…this is purely in vengeance nothing more!" I said crossing my arms and looking down at GIR from the table.

"Vengeance…sure whatever you say master..." I blinked "GIR did you just make sense?"

"I don't know I got cheese pizza in my brain…its yummy!!"

"Vengeance will be mine Gaz you just wait" I said laughing until Gir stuffed a slice of pizza down my pants.