A/N: UNBELIEVEBABLE!! YOU GUYS ARE SENDING IN QUESTIONS LIKE NEVER BEFORE!! I'm posting new chapters like crazy since my return. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!
Question from LORD commodore Norry to Lord Cutler Beckett – "Why do you always have Mercer do your dirty work? What happened in your childhood that made you so evil today?"
Beckett: Mercer likes to do the dirty work. And what do you mean evil? (oblivious)
Everyone else in the cast: (glares at Beckett)
Question from saphireKat to Bootstrap Bill – "For Bootstrap: When you killed poor Norrington in the 3rd PotC, did you actually know what you were doing or do you even remember doing it?"
Bootstrap: (regrettably) I don't know if I was aware of what I was doing at all during my last days serving Davy Jones. I was part of the ship, but I do remember all of it.
Question from saphireKat to Captain Hector Barbossa – "For Captain Barbossa: Are you Irish at all?"
Barbossa: No.
Question from saphireKat to Captain Hector Barbossa – "Another one for Captain Barbossa: How did you come across your monkey? And why did you name him "Jack"? That seems a tad ironic considering your monkey is named after the man who you had a mutiny against."
Barbossa: Yes, but the mutiny was successful now wasn't it?
Question from saphireKat to Captain Jack Sparrow – "For Captain Jack Sparrow: What was your mother's name? And do you like being called "Jacky"...Jacky? (LOL. I'm just joking, plz do not shoot me... you're one of my fav pirates!!)"
Jack: (stares at his dad in fear of answering the question)
Teague: (to questioner) Jack's mum is none of your business. And only I call him Jacky.
Question from saphireKat to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "For Elizabeth Turner: About a year ago when you were the daughter of a governor and living an upscale life, did you EVER think your life would turn out the way it is right now?"
Elizabeth: (chuckles) Never.
Question from Tassel630 to Pintel – "To Pintel: First of all, you are my new bestest friend, along with Barbossa who agreed to slap Jack. (stomps on Jack's foot, and hits him with crowbar while he's occupied making that funny face he makes when someone hurts him) ANYWAY, how many times has Ragetti tested his guns-as-clubs theory on you?"
Pintel: (glares at Ragetti) More than necessary. That's for sure!
Jack: OUCH! (hops around on unharmed foot, holding stomped on foot with one hand and rubbing his head with the other while making the funny face he makes when he's in pain and begins to plot revenge on Tassel630)
Question from LegolasGreenleaf.Willizabet… to Captain Jack Sparrow – "To jack: if you had to live without one of the following, which would it be? Rum or the black pearl?
Jack: I've lived without the Pearl more than I'd like to (glares at Barbossa) but nonetheless I know how to live without her. I wouldn't like it, but at least Barbossa wouldn't have it. I don't like living without rum, rum is good.
Question from LegolasGreenleaf.Willizabet… to Captain William Turner – "To will: I kinda love you...would you dump Elizabeth for me? smiles"
Will: (puts arm around Elizabeth) Uh…no.
Question from LegolasGreenleaf.Willizabet… to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "To elizabeth: if you were stranded on an island, who would you rather be stuck with? Beckett or jones?"
Elizabeth: Although he technically KILLED MY HUSBAND (glares with a woman's fury at Jones) I'd rather be stuck with Jones. After all, he'd either be stuck in a bucket, or in the shallows around the island.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Pintel and Ragetti – "How exactly DID you get out of jail in Dead Man's Chest?"
Pintel: Poochy over here.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Lord Cutler Beckett – "What happened at the end of AWE when your ship blew up around you? Did you just go crazy or something?"
Whole cast except for Beckett in unison: (before Beckett can say anything) HE WENT CRAZY!
Jack: That is assuming he wasn't crazy before hand and I've had my questions about his sanity.
Beckett: (glares at Jack)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain William Turner – "What are you going to do when Elizabeth dies, because she isn't immortal like you are, you know?"
Will: We've figured out many ways for her to live with me on the Dutchman once she dies.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack Sparrow – "How did you make the Pelegostos think that you were a god?"
Jack: I haven't the slightest idea. They set me up on that throne and thought I was a God from the moment they saw me. I suppose that's just the impression I make.
Elizabeth and Will: (roll eyes at Jack and his ego)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Davy Jones – "Odd question, but how exactly did you cut your heart out without dying?"
Davy: How do you think? How many ways are there to cut out your still beating heart and lock it up in a chest!
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Teague – "Where'd you get your cool guitar?"
Teague: I made it.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Hector Barbossa – "Why are you always such a jerk to Jack?"
Barbossa: If someone shot you, would you hold a bit of a grudge?
Question from Capt. Phantom to Joshamee Gibbs – "Why the heck do you have a teddy bear?"
Gibbs: (clears throat one too many times more than needed and stares at feet and walls awkwardly) Uh…what are you talking about Missy? I have no teddy bear.
Jack: (looks at Gibbs out of the corner of his eye and raises an eyebrow at him)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Davy Jones and James Norrington – "How are you answering these questions when you're supposed to be dead?"
Davy and James in unison: Because we can!
Question from Capt. Phantom to James Norrington – "Why did you get de-ranked in the first place? I mean, besides being a jerk to the pirates, you did seem like you were good at your job."
Norrington: (glares at Beckett) I never actually found out why. I don't think there WAS a reason.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Davy Jones – "Another Davy Jones question: Did you know that Calypso was cheating on you with a guy named Odysseus?"
Jones: SAY WAH?!
Question from Capt. Phantom to Tia Delma – "Tia Dalma/Calypso: How exactly did you get Barbossa's body of Isla de Muerta when the island had already sunk into the sea?"
Tia Delma: I'm a Goddess. Do you really think it was that hard?
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Did Will just leave you on the island and you lived there for ten years or did you go somewhere else and stay there for awhile?"
Elizabeth: I would leave. But I made completely sure to be there when Will returned.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Why do you always wear your hat? You look more piratical when you just have your bandana on. That's just my opinion, may not be anyone else's."
Jack: My hat.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Tia Dalma – "Do you think Will is hot and if I asked would you change Elizabeth into a flea?"
Tia Delma: I'm not going to bother with interfering with those two. No need to really.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Captain Jack Sparrow – "What would you do if Elizabeth said she would leave Will for you?"
Will: (glares at Jack with a warning in his eyes but also slightly smiling with an interest to hear Jack's answer)
Elizabeth: (also slightly smiling, interested to hear Jack's answer)
Jack: (in slight fear of Will, but more so fearing Elizabeth if he answers badly) I would disincline.
Barbossa: (chuckles)
Will: (smiles at Jack) Good answer. (turns to Elizabeth, they smile at each other and kiss)
Jack: (stares at them and wonders if once was really enough)
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Captain Hector Barbossa – "Why do you keep stealing Jack's ship?"
Barbossa: It's my ship.
Jack: What ship?
Barbossa: The Pearl.
Jack: What Pearl?
Barbossa: The Black Pearl.
Jack: The Black Pearl is my ship.
Barbossa: Uh, no, it's my ship.
Jack: But I'm the Captain of the Pearl and if you're Captain of a ship then it's your ship.
Barbossa: Exactly, that's why it's my ship.
Jack: But you're not Captain.
Barbossa: Yes I am.
Jack: No, the Pearl is my ship because I'm the Captain. And how can a ship of which you are not Captain of be your ship when you must be Captain of said ship for said ship what your are not Captain of be yours?
Gibbs: Here we go again.
Barbossa: What?
Jack: What?
Barbossa: What?
Jack: Mate, you're not making any sense at all.
Author of the fanfic also known as Talvana: (realizing this could go on for a while, continues onto the next question)
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Jack the monkey – "Do you want a peanut?"
Jack the monkey: (makes a monkey noise and holds out hands, er paws, er whatever a monkey's front two limbs are called)
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Davy Jones – "Do you think Will makes a good captain on your erm...ex-ship?"
Jones: (grunts)
Will and Elizabeth: (grab handles of swords to be on the safe side)
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Captain Elizabeth Swann – "What would you do if Will fell in love with someone else during the ten years of separation. What would you do with Will's heart if you died, or if he fell in love with someone else?"
Will: That would never happen.
Elizabeth: And I would always take care of his heart. And once I die I'll live on board the Dutchman and our son will take care of Will's heart.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to James Norrington – "When you asked Elizabeth to marry you did the age difference not matter to you?"
Norrington: In our century, that doesn't matter.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Lord Cutler Beckett – "Have you ever been compared to Napoleon because of your height?"
Jack: (chuckles)
Beckett: (glares at Jack) Once.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Bootstrap Bill – "First do you think Will makes a good Captain? Second how long do you plan on staying in service on the Dutchman?"
Bootstrap: Will is a magnificent captain and I'll stay under his service as long as I can. I got no where else to go after all.
Question from will'sdutchmanmistress to Captain William Turner – "To the sexiness that is Captain Will Turner: First I really love your accent so can you please say the "do you fear death" line? Second if I were to die at sea would you save me or would you let me die because I'm a woman? Third if Elizabeth died would you eventually fall in love with someone else, and what would happen to your heart?
Will: It's my job to carry everyone safely to the other side, no matter who you are. Otherwise I'd end up like Jones. And when Elizabeth dies she's living with me on the Dutchman forever.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Jack the Monkey and Mr. Cotton's Parrot – "What is wrong with you two, why can't you just get along?"
Mr. Cotton's Parrot: (looks at Jack the Monkey) BROCK! Walk the plank!
Jack the Monkey: (makes monkey noise and points gun to the parrot)
Barbossa: (to Jack the person) That's why we named the monkey Jack. He can be just like you sometimes.
Jack the person: (stares at Jack the monkey in disgust that they are anything alike)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Teague – "Curious question, how'd you become Keeper of the Code?"
Teague: The Code gets pasted down to a new Keeper picked out by the last Keeper. The new Keeper must have been a Captain at one time in his life, and met a few other requirements that aren't allowed outside of the past and present Keepers.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Are you still King of the Pirates or are you not, because you apparently quit piracy?"
Elizabeth: Once a pirate always a pirate. What would make you think I quit piracy? I would never give up a position that lets me boss Jack around anyway!
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain William Turner and Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Will: (and also a wise-word to Elizabeth): You would've almost kissed Tia Delma if Jack hadn't stopped you. Why? And Elizabeth, what do you think about this?"
Will: Uh…no I wouldn't have.
Elizabeth: Plus, as you said, with Jack and his ego with "knowing" people, mostly female people, Tia Delma never would have gotten the chance with him around.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Anamaria – "Why'd you just disappear? I thought you were great in the first movie!"
Anamaria: To any girl out there, you try staying on the same ship with Jack for any length of time! Not so easy! (looks at Elizabeth) I don't know how you do it girl! You're a marvel!
Elizabeth: Thanks. But I know what you're talking about; it isn't the easiest thing to pull off while staying sane.
Jack: HEY! I can hear you!
Anamaria: AND…?!
Jack: (backs off in fear of being slapped)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Sao Feng – "Great dragon tattoo on your head! How'd you get it?"
Sao Feng: Plenty of places to get them in Singapore.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Hey, I heard when you were a teenager you dressed as a girl to get past a guard (Jack Sparrow series). Is this true or are you just gonna lie about it?"
Jack: (clears throat) Um…completely untrue.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Marty – "Why do you always have a weapon like two times bigger then you are? No offense to your size, just a little question."
Marty: They don't come in my size.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Govenor Swann and James Norrington – "Govenor Swann and Norrington: Okay, I have always wanted to ask this. Why do your wigs change color throughout the movie (aka when Elizabeth was a child and when she was grown up) when you could've just kept the same color and look younger? Also, again, why are you answering these questions when you're supposed to be dead?"
Govenor:
That's just how it works.
Question
from Capt. Phantom to Captain Sao
Feng
– "Why'd you answer my question above if you're supposed to be
dead?"
Sao Feng: Because I can.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Hector Barbossa – "Did you ever want to be cursed again, just for the fact that you were invincible? And also, do you regret leaving Jack on the island because he didn't have to suffer like you did? And third, do you ever realize that in the movies that you always seem to get punished for being a jerk to Jack?"
Barbossa: Every now and again I've thought being invincible would be useful. (glares at Jack) Like when Jack shot me. And simply because Jack never let me forget the fact that it worked in his favor!...That's the only reason I regret leaving him on that island. (and refuses to answer third question, simply ignores that the question was asked)
Jack: (smiles, as all of Barbossa's answers made him look good and up his ego)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain William Turner – "Why did you get an earring?"
Will:
Eh…why not?
Question
from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack
Sparrow
– "You completely are oblivious to anything around you when
Elizabeth 1. tries to kiss you and then 2. kisses you and kills you.
Do you like her, because I think you do.
Jack: (doesn't answer for fear of downing his ego by admitting his obliviousness and in fear of Elizabeth and Will killing him if he answers truthfully to the last question)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Elizabeth Turner – "Are you sure your child is Will's and not Jack's?"
Elizabeth: (disgusted at the thought) POSSITIVE!!
Jack: (seems to be daydreaming about something)
Elizabeth: STOP PICTURING IT!
Jack: (stops only in fear of Elizabeth)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack Sparrow – "Did you ever search for El Dorado?"
Jack:
(interested) What's that?
Question
from Capt. Phantom to Captain William
Turner
– "Hey, wait, since your captain of the Dutchman...doesn't that
mean you're dead? Why are you answering these questions then?"
Will: I'm still alive 100. My heart is still beating, just, not in me exactly.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Hector Barbossa – "How'd you get the scar over your eye?"
Barbossa: When you're a pirate, you never die with unscratched skin.
Question from Capt. Phantom to Captain Jack Sparrow – "How come you don't have an earring...or can I not just see it through your hair. Also, why do you wear kohl over your eyes when fans think its eyeliner and make jokes about it? And...wait, if you were in the locker, that means your dead too! How are you answering these questions if you're supposed to be dead?"
Jack: (not wanting to bother searching through the forest that is his dreadlocks) I probably have one, but, frankly, I'm not sure. And I did die, but I'm alive again now. There are ways to come back. Just look at me and Hector over here. (gestures to Barbossa)
Question from Capt. Phantom to Scarlet and Giselle – "How exactly did Jack get you two back at the end of AWE when you were completely against him at the beginning of COTBP?"
Scarlet: He's a smooth talker.
Giselle: He smooth talked me first!
Scarlet: Did not!
Jack: Ladies! Ladies…ladies…
A/N: (dies from longest chapter of this fic yet) Okay, that…was…endless! BUT EXTREMELY FUN! Like the last chapter, the questions were great in this one and sooooo much fun to answer! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZINGLY AWESOME! And to Capt. Phantom, I think Jack likes Elizabeth too. Actually, if you think about it, every single male cast member who's not related to Elizabeth likes her. And thanks for all the questions, never gotten so many from one person in two reviews. Please enjoy everyone and continue to review, and along with the FANTASTIC questions in reviews, let me know what you think and how I'm doing too. I love to here comments as much as these amazing questions you guys are sending in! Every question is appreciated, keep reviewing! THANKS FOR MAKING THIS A GREAT FIC EVERYONE!
