a/n: for Mew, because she is wonderful.

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ten things about a certain Scamander
LorcanRoxanne

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Dear Diary,

There were ten things that I want to share about a certain someone.

Ten things about Lorcan Scamander.

Yeah, I know, I know. I gotta stop dedicating pages to people. But, I swear, they're fun to write and to look at later.

No, really, it's so fun. Don't you mock me. (Ha, you can't mock me. You're an inanimate object. You can't even talk. Ha.)

Anyway…

One, Lorcan was should have been in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw, standing up to those Slytherin jerks for me.

Not like I couldn't have not done it myself, it's just that he got to it before I did. But still, it was the most chivalrous thing any guy has ever done for me. And, it was in third year, four years ago.

Did I mention that every other Weasley-Potter did that for me, too? Yeah, I was going through some tough times back then.

But still. It was him who mattered.

Two, Lorcan was down right crazy.

(This is actually a well-known fact, but still.)

In that Gryffindor way, though, so, we go back to number one. But still, he's been part of the group since that day in third year, and it's really an asset if we think about it because we never really had the brains to our- Fred's, Lily's, Dominique's and I's -pranks before, but now we have him. And that's probably the best thing that's happened to the four of us since Lily got sorted into Slytherin.

Three, I was pretty sure he was tired of being compared to his brother.

They're both Seventh years, like us, but Lysander is the captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, taller than him and is fawned over by every girl at the school. I believe that Lorcan has his own admirers, too, but he's too humble and oblivious to see it.

Oh, sure, they used to be back before Hogwarts, but they really haven't been that close since then.

And I've heard him complaining about everyone, especially girls, getting him confused for his brother. But I know how to tell them apart. That's why he loves me, he says, but he also says that there are other things that he loves about me. In a completely platonic way, of course.

Four, he loves his Mother more than anything.

No, I swear it's true.

And I think it's cute. He's always looking out for her, and I've seen him punch several people who make fun of The Quibbler and has gone on several expeditions with her in looking for creatures that he doesn't even believe exists, he's just going to make her happy.

Five, he's absolutely the most uncoordinated person I've ever met.

Now I know why he didn't try out for Quidditch like his brother.

No, I swear, he spills at least one thing a day. Usually it ends up on me. But I'm used to it by now, so all is good.

Six, he's a beast at guitar.

He's specifically told me that I'm the only one who he's played songs for, and I am touched. Because his songs are just so, so, so amazing and beautiful. His lyrics are meaningful and like poetry, and his voice- oh, Merlin, his voice -it's just…amazing.

I can't describe it a better way besides…can you guess it?

Ah-mazing.

Seven, he's afraid of heights.

Another reason why he's, not only horrible at flying, but doesn't enjoy Quidditch a lot.

Heights, heights, heights.

It's his only phobia, I swear. Otherwise he's completely and utterly brave in that crazy way I've mentioned before.

Eight, he's told me that he's never been kissed before.

Said he was waiting for the right girl.

Wanna know a secret 'bout me?

I haven't had my first kiss, either.

I'm secretly hoping for him to be my first kiss.

Nine, he's had a girlfriend.

For a week.

Tori, or Victoria or Lori or something like that. Anyway, she was what I call 'artificial.'

Like I said, they never kissed.

Than they broke up for unknown reasons. I was glad.

He claims there was no spark.

But I swear that he winked at me when he said it.

Ten, I'm pretty sure that I am one-hundred percent, completely in love with him.

I know, right?

I am such a sap when it comes to this kind of stuff.

But I swear that I won't admit it if anyone but him asks me.

So, shh…

(Maybe I'll tell him today. Maybe.)


Six years later…

"Can you believe it?" Lorcan says, wrapping an arm around me.

"Six years as of today," I say as I nod. "Six years of being in this amazing and wonderful relationship. I know, I can't believe it."

"Good thing I found that journal, huh?" He says, smiling at me. I punch him playfully on the arm.

"Never look in my diary again. You hear?"

(But that was the best thing that's ever happened to me, I won't even bother to try and deny it.)


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