A/N; Im stoked this story's taking on such a following! So heres another update for you all, someone asked about Hermione, she'll be in the story, as will Crabbe, Goyle and others that I've yet to write in. So don't worry about missing your favourite characters from any Universe, they'll all be here at some point! Right! Time to see what 'Ol Dumbly is upto.....


Chapter eight

Albus Dumbledore was angry...no he was FURIOUS!
How dare he! How dare he be a Slytherin! He's only a child! No-one can break my hexes! I bet that little bitch Addams did something to him! Dumbledore blasted his desk across the room with a slash of his hand, up-ending Fawkes' perch. Said Phoenix flew onto the back of his chair and trilled angrily
"Oh dont get at me!" Albus snarled "its your own bloody fault for being in the damned way!" he righted his desk with a flick of his wand, turning to right his familiar's perch and ash-bowl, Fawkes flew across the room, slapping Albus in the face with his wing as he passed. Chirping at him with what could only be described as I told you so!

Dumbledore glared at his pet for a long moment
"nevertheless....I can have the Sorting overturned-"
"I dont bloody think so!" A voice snapped from above him, Dumbledore upset his bowl of lemon drops over his papers
"Keep out of this Albian" he glared at the Sorting Hat over his moon-shaped spectacles
"No i wont!" the Sorting Hat snapped "you already tried to jinx the Sorting, which, if found out will REMOVE YOU AS HEADMASTER! You will leave the Addams boy alone, he shall pass through school without your interference!"
"you know nothing!" Albus roared "the boy will move to Gryffindor like his parents and he will become my Weapon against Voldemort like he should be!"

Fawkes watched him in exasperation, thinking that if he had hands, he'd be slamming them into his head at this point... the man was an idiot.....


Severus was a very happy man as he sat in his quarters with a glass of FireWhiskey, Albus' meddlings hadn't come to fruition as of yet.
Well, lets not drop our guard He thought to himself, swirling the amber liquor in his glass Lest we find oursevles in trouble.

A few moments later, Severus was confronted at his door to his rooms by Minerva. Thinking it to be Albus he was suprised when he saw the Gryffindor head at his door.
"Severus..." She looked harried
"Yes Minerva? What can I do for you?" He let her inside his rooms
"Severus I wont bother you for long its just....Albus... " The Transfiguration professor wrung her hands, Severus tried not to stare at the normally composed woman. He offered her a glass of Whiskey which she took and drank from
"Thank-you" She breathed after a moment "Severus, I come as a friend....The Potter boy...."
"He is an Addams" Severus's eyes flashed for a moment
"Albus told me to expect him in my house before the end of the week...."
"I see....Not be brash Mineva but the boy will not be moving from his home here in Slytherin" Severus replied
"I understand, I just want you to know..." She replied
"Thank-you for telling me" Severus replied "Apologies to be short but I have a private Floo call to make"
"Of course Severus..... be careful" Mineva handed him the glass back and walked through the door, shutting it quietly behind her
"I will be" Severus replied in a soft voice "I have everything in control"


Morticia looked up from tending her plants
"Cara Mia.... Severus is in the floo. he says its urgent" Gomez sidled up to her
"I see..." She walked with her husband through from the plants in the hallway and into the lounge area
"Severus... is there something wrong? Are the children alright?" her voice carried across to the floo connection
"Morticia, Gomez, thank you for still being awake, the children made Slytherin, Dumbledore tried to fix Harry's sorting but he overcame the magick in order to be sorted properly, ive just had the head of Gryffindor down here telling me Albus expects he'll be sorted into the Lions den by the end of the week. How would you like me to proceed?"

Morticia looked at Gomez for a long moment, then she turned back to Severus
"Do nothing, let Harry speak to the Headmaster, if, as i suspect, that does not go down well. then we shall arrive to speak with him ourselves" Morticia replied
"As you wish" Severus nodded "i have taken up too much of your time..."
"Nonsense old man!" Gomez replied "Feel free to call any time!"
"Thank-you, I will bear that in mind" Severus replied with a small smile.

The Floo connection went silent after a moment, Morticia eyed her husband
"Tish?" he queried
"Harry would not take lightly to us meddling so soon after leaving us" She replied, dragging her nails across his covered chest "I feared something like this, but not so soon, you know where I stand with the man Mon Chere, I will leave my children to this for now" She dug her nails into his shirt, blood soaked the white fabric, Gomez hissed in pleasure as she tore off his shirt
"As you wish my love" he croaked


Harry, Draco and Pugsley sat in their dorm room talking amongst themselves
"My Father is on the board of govenors" Draco was saying "I have to behave at all times, otherwise he'll get told and I really dont want another lecture" he grimaced
"Your Father is hard on you?" Harry asked
"Only because he has to be" Draco replied, a little quickly, Pugsley's hand stilled on the corner of his book
"Has to be.... or wants to be?" His eyes never left the page
"I dont like that inference!" Draco's silver eyes narrowed in anger "My father has never-!"

"Calm yourself blondie" A cool voice made him jump, "he meant nothing of the sort"
"Wednesday..." Harry chuckled "you know your not really supposed to be in here... and stop scaring him" he gestured to Draco who was eyeing the Addams female with something akin to awe and fear mixed together
"Parkinson is going to die if she tries to buddy buddy up to me any longer" Wednesday replied sulkily "Dont get me started on Bullstrode"
"You think thats bad? You try having to acompany Pansy to all functions!" Draco wailed
"if she dies...." Wednesday started
"Wednesday..." Pugsley reprimanded, "Mother wouldn't like it if you killed off all the girls in Slytherin to protect your little boyfriend" he smirked. His sister glared at him with a look that would normally kill, but Pugsley just grinned annoyingly.

A knife shot through the air, it was deflected by a wall of black fire that made Draco squeak and jump onto his bed to get away from the flames.
"That is enough" Harry hadn't even looked up at them, he was busy reading a book on his lap, "Mother would not be impressed with your attitude Pugs, so stop it, and you, Throwing knives? at least poision the idiot, or use something a little meaner" he glared at them, his eyes blazing a reddish hue
"Geez Harry i was only joking" Pugsley looked suitibly chastised
"Apologies Brother mine" Wednesday nodded "Now stop freaking out the blonde idiot in the corner...."

Draco appeared from around his bedpost as Harry chuckled, busying himself again with his book, his eyes now their usual emerald colour
"bloody hell!" he swallowed "remind me never to get on your bad side...."
"calm down blondie" Wednesday rolled her eyes and turned to him "You've obviously got some Family Secrets...."
"what if i have?" Draco asked, sounding a lot braver than he seemed to feel, leaning back onto his elbows
"Just checking" She replied

Suddenly, something dropped onto Draco's stomach from the canopy, Draco looked down
"Whatthe-ARGH!" He screamed much like a girl and threw whatever it was across the room, where it hit the wall with a definitive thud, and slid to the floor
"Thing!" Harry groaned "come here! Sorry about that Draco, he gets a little cheeky when he meets new people"
"What-the-flaming balls of Merlin is THAT!" Draco scrambled up onto his bed
"he's not a That, He's called Thing" Wednesday snapped "He's our...pet?" She raised an eyebrow at Harry, who shrugged
"You could call him that" he replied "Thing, go apologise to Draco.." He pointedly looked at the blonde as Thing scuttled across the room and up onto his bed.

Thing signed an apology to Draco
"N-No problem" He shook his head
"You sign?" Pugsley looked up
"I had a deaf aunt" Draco replied with a shrug "Father made sure i could sign a bit, you know, so I could at least converse with the old bat, Luckily ive not seen her in a while, i think she died"
"Shame" Wednesday replied "Thing could use the practise, his grammar is awful"

Thing made a rude gesture behind her, Pugsley snickered
"i saw that you imbicile" Wednesday glared "better" She turned "I should let you boys to sleep" She smiled as she heard a scream from below "Looks like someone didn't learn their lesson... goodnight" She disappeared through the boys door, shutting it behind her.

Draco threw the covers back on his bed
"Your sister is going to kill someone someday" he whistled
"We can only hope" Harry smirked in the darkness.


The next morning dawned and the Slytherin's made their way to breakfast. Wednesday met the boys in the common room
"Morning" Harry replied, tying his hair out of his eyes with a ribbon
"Indeed... shall we?" She asked
"Lead the way" Draco replied "I for one am hungry"

A piercing shriek erupted from the hallway that connected the first years dorms. Pansy Parkinson came thundering into the room
"You little troll!" She bore down on Wednesday "How dare you!"

Wednesday raised an eyebrow
"How dare I?" Her tone was caustic "How dare you threaten me with your savage attempt at anger, you pathetic peon!"
"You little bitch! i know it was you"
"An unfounded accusation" Wednesday replied "one that will be sure to get you into trouble if you so carry on as you surely will!"
"What the hell are you even saying?" Pansy roared
"i told you" Draco drawled "She's useless at any form of banter, just leave her be"
"Draco!" Pansy looked scandalised "You dare-!"
"I dare?" Draco suddenly looked livid "Parkinson, leave Wednesday alone if you would like to keep your body parts intact, i for one will not rescue you if you continue in this vein....now, i believe we were going to breakfast" he turned his back on Pansy and went to follow the twins out of the room.

Pansy's wand was in her hand and a curse on her lips faster than ice cube melts in Hell. Wednesday's hand twitched and out of nowhere a shield erected itself, rebounding the spell back into Parkinsons face as the quartet left the dungeon dormitory
"she's a menace" Pugsley replied
"not for long" Wednesdays eyes glittered with malice.