Unknown Fiancé

"YOU!" Selece stopped on her track and looked around her searching for the one who was being shout at by the exotic girl with purple skin and orange hair. When she saw that the purple girl actually was coming in her direction with a furious expression, the Chizetan frowned and bit her lower lip. "It's you!" The strange woman stopped in front of Selece and raised a finger in the brunette's face.

"Excuse me?"

"You are her, aren't you?"

"I don't know. Am I?"

"Don't play dumb with me. It's because of you that he broke up with me." The purple girl also had big golden eyes and a pair of antennas that was coming out from under her fringe.

"Who are we talking about?" Selece frowned, with her eyebrows almost becoming one thing on her forehead.

"Jim!" There were unshed tears in the strange girl's eyes.

"Jim? As in Jim Kirk?" Please say no, was Selece's thought.

"Yes!" He was so dead. "Jim told me that he was breaking up with me because he was betrothed to another girl." Dead and buried. If what the girl was saying made any sense Jim lied to her telling that he was engaged... to Selece. That boy really need to stop to use her as an excuse to finish his short relationships.

"What exactly did he tell you?" Nobody could be so idiot to believe in this lame excuse.

"That he had a beautiful fiancé that his parents arranged for him when he was a child..."

"And?"

"Jim said that he would end everything with her to stay with me" This girl really was stupid. "but then she freaked out and threatened to kill herself or Jim if he left her." Oh, there will be a murder, the purple woman could be sure of that. Jim Kirk's murder. Because after Selece finish with him there'll be nothing left for his fan girls.

"And you believed him."

"Of course I believed him. Jim never lied to me before." Girl you would be surprised, was Selece's thoughts. "Now we can't have our happily ever after because of her... You, actually." Selece didn't know whether to laugh at the girl or feel sorry for her. "So I came here to tell you" and then she put her finger again in the Chizetan's face. "to let Jim go."

"How Biblical." She couldn't help the joke. "And you are aware that arranged marriage was a habit in the seventeen century and that it doesn't happen anymore because is against the living and rational beings rights. Right?" Golden eyes blinked stupidly at her and Selece rolled her eyes. "In others words: Kirk lied to you honey."

"You're not his madly in love fiancé?"

"Let me make my point straight to your... fine mind." Sarcasm, she was good with it and doubted that the girl would even understand it. "If Kirk was the last man in the whole Universe and the survival of the advanced species depended on us... I would let the species die before think about to have sex with him." The purple girl blinked again and Selece was starting to think that that was the way the girl processed things.

"So... You're not in love with him."

"I barely tolerate him..." Another blink. Really, that was getting on Selece's nerves. "Honey, do you want me to draw a graphic for you with a detailed explanation? I can even use crayons and colored pencils." Why Kirk always goes after the stupid one? And now she was starting to comprehend why Jim broke up with the girl. Really, a door would have been more interesting to date.

"You don't need it. I think I understand."

"You do?"

"Yeah... The termination" Wow, big word, very impressive. "of your relationship with Jim was rough and he broke up with me before he could break up with you." How she came to that conclusion? "So, now that you hate him I have a chance." No way! Jim could be an arrogant bastard, but he still was a bastard with a high IQ. Now was Selece turn to blink stupidly and then an evil plan came to her mind.

"Yes... I hate him. That son of a bitch broke my heart. So ungrateful."

"I'm sorry. It's just that he fell in love for another person..." The purple alien tried to console her but the only thing Selece wanted was to laugh until she lost her breath. Jim only loved himself.

"I know... And I know that I don't have a chance so I hope that you two can be very happy." The girl smiled to her and Selece gave her a pained smile before she turned around and returned to her track. Seconds later the Chizetan's smile became malicious and music played to her ears when at night a frantic Jim called her.

"What the hell did you say to Mildred?" Oh, that was the purple girl's name? "Now she is thinking that I love her and that we'll marry and have a lot of purple kids. And I don't even like purple. Selece! Please, help me!"

"Why honey? You broke the engagement and my heart altogether, so why should I help you?"

"That is not funny!"

"I'm laughing."

"But I'm not! That girl is stupid..."

"Really? I would never had guessed if you hadn't told me." Selece stared uninterested at her nails.

"And self-centered, and thinks that the world should always work on her favor..."

"You found your soul mate. She's you without the high IQ."

"Argh! I hate you!"

"I love you too, but you know that we wouldn't have worked together. That's why we called of the marriage. Now if you don't mind, I have a date, he's nothing like you but everything ended so soon..." She moved to terminate the call.

"Wait, don't hang up!"

"Bye Jim." And pushed the button. Tomorrow he would pester her until she wants to pull her hair out, but for now she would enjoy her small victory over the famous James T. Kirk.