Ok ok, this will be a weird chapter hehe SCAR!! WOOO


Scar was living life good, he was hiding from the military even after he had stopped killing State Alchemists. He was hiding with his girlfriend, Lust.(when she is human and i dont know her human name haha) Lust didn't mind as she thought he was innocent and was just getting revenge.

Scar was walking through the town, when he saw soldiers and the person leading it was Mustang. Scar gritted his teeth. The ishbalens were just getting used to no military but here comes Mustang leading the army in attack. Dog of the military. Scar was about to rush forward when Lust grabbed his arm.

"Don't!" She begged.

Scar grunted. He so wanted to kill that smug Flame Alchemist. He'll be at home going ho ho ho! I'm santa claus! -ok...stupid scar haha...i would be worried kiddies lmao-

Scar just walked away, but he will get payback...one day.

It was the next day and Scar was out and about. He had to wear an disguise. But then, he saw Lust captured by the military. He watched from afar.

"Have you seen this man?" Mustang asked.

"No." Lust said, smugly, trying to mimic what Mustang would do if he was Fuhrer.

Mustang thought she was lying.

"Tell me or I'll burn you." Mustang said. -wow, not like him-

Lust then kicked him where it hurts and legged it. -OWNED AGAIN!!! haha sorry, he keeps getting owned in ma other story hahaa-

Soldiers then chased after her. She ran and ran, Scar grabbed her and pulled her through the alleyways.

"Thanks!" Lust grinned.

"No problem. You could've just said I was here" Scar said.

"No, I don't want you to go," Lust smiled. - wow its the human lust by the way so she wouldn't be like this if she was homunculus-

Scar just smirked. He wasn't the person to smile. That was all gone long ago when he got rid of his name. He heard soldiers and then, Lust fainted.

"Lust!!" Scar yelled.

He picked her up and ran. He saw Mustang up ahead.

"As I thought.." Mustang smirked.

"Oh, go back to your smug house with ya smug face and dip your face in water and drown! Ya smug alchemist!" Scar growled.

"Tch, just come with us. You're already in enough trouble." Mustang called.

"Why should I? I have someone to look after, she told me not to kill anymore, in which I kept my promise! So back off!" Scar yelled.

Scar put his right arm on the wall and destroyed it. It blocked the passage where Mustang could walk through.

Scar then left the town and ran to the next town.

Lust woke up and felt like the symptoms were familiar as she watched too much tv or she has friends. But she wanted to make sure, so she told Scar she was going out and she was off.

Scar was looking around as there may be trouble. But there wasn't. He knew Lust gone out, but he was being paranoid and keep trying to look for her. A few hours later, Lust came back to the secret hideout. Scar wasn't asking any questions, but he wanted to. Lust sighed and went to him.

"Err, theres something you should know..." Lust started.

"What. Mustang's here, I'll go kill him, how dare he follow!" Scar spat.

"Noo, err, ermmm, I'm pregnant" Lust admitted.

Scar looked at her.

"Kill it." Scar said.

"What?! No, its a living thing! Abortion is forbidden anyway!" Lust exclaimed.

"So, a baby will hold us back from running away, you'll get slow and they'll catch you. Or if the baby is born, it will cry and whine and the military will know its the baby we're carrying." Scar said.

"You don't care, geez you're not an Ishbalen." Lust said.

"You're right, I'm not an Ishbalen, I gave that up years ago when I did all sins. I even got rid of my name" Scar said. "And plus.. I don't like babies."

Scar then left the house. And left Lust.


Hows that? that would most likely his reaction coz hes not a fatherly figure is he?