Chapter 8- Consequences

AN- I'm done rewriting the story. I hope you guys like it more.

Disclaimer- This fanfic contains Sasuke bashing, yuri and possibly yaoi. And I do not own Naruto.

"Who?" Asked Tsunade

"Uzumaki Naruto and Inuzuka Kiba"

Tsunade's smile faltered "Thank you, you are dismissed"

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Tsunade downed her fifth bottle of sake. Things just weren't going for her lately. Shizune quit, Jiraiya left her for someone younger and now she had to suspend her godson Naruto and his dog obsessed friend. Tsunade heavily sighed as she prepared to do the morning announcements.

"Good Morning Ho Shindou students and welcome to another academic filled day of school. Sports wise our high won the basketball match against Raikudaki High which places us as number 5 in the country! Happy birthday to Konohamaru Saru and Rei Inoue who celebrate their birthdays today. The elnglish club and track team will be meeting today. And will Naruto Uzumaki and Kiba Inuzuka report to my office directly after announcements. Thank you and have a great day."

In homeroom

"...And will Naruto Uzumaki and Kiba Inuzuka report to my office directly after announcements..."

After hearing their names Kiba and Naruto stopped their conversation and looked questionably at each other.

"What did you do?" Kiba asked

Naruto shrugged "I was just about to ask you that"

"You two are too troublesome to be around" Shikamaru muttered

"What did you say, pineapple head?" Kiba an Naruto asked in unison

Tsunade's office

Tsunade was swing back in forth in her chair, a nervous habit of hers. Tsunade slipped a hand into her drawer feeling for a bottle of sake but she cursed when she realized that she was fresh out, it was Shizune's job to refill her vice. Before she had anytime to look back into reverence there were 3 loud, obnoxious knocks at her door, Naruto.

"Come in" She ordered

The door opened and in walked in Naruto and Kiba smiling uneasily.

"What is it, baa-chan" Naruto asked

Tsunade sighed "I was told by a reliable source that you two are the culprits of the bathroom stink bombing incident that happened 2 weeks ago."

Kiba and Naruto quickly exchanged glances. "Yeah, we did but-" Naruto cut Kiba off "No we didn't, your source obviously isn't very reliable.

"Can I talk to Naruto for a minute?" Kiba asked

Tsunade shrugged in response. Kiba grabbed Naruto by the arm and pulled him to a corner,not an emo corner but a corner where Tsunade couldn't hear them whispering.

"Dude I can't lie to the principle. If my Mom finds out I'll be wishing I was dead" Kiba said as loud as he could in a whisper

"Yeah but you don't know how many time I lied to baa-chan already and got away with it"

"1. She's your godmother and 2. There's something different about her today. It looks like we're really in trouble and lying won't get us out of this one."

Naruto sucked his teeth "Fine get us both in trouble"

The two boys walked back to the very intimidating principal and took their seats once again.

"We did it Tsunade. What's your...verdict?" Naruto said with false bravado

Tsunade put her hand on her head. All of this trouble was causing her a headache and the hangover coming from all the sake she drunk earlier wasn't helping.

"You two are suspended from school indefinatly for 2 days"

"What, how can we get suspended for that!" Naruto half yelled and half asked

"Because a point was brought up about me going easy on you two..."

"But that's not true, we're practically like slaves or something" Kiba reasoned

"Boys, just because you were randomly chosen to be hall monitor for a moth doesn't count as slave work and beside that's before Sasuke volunteered to be monitor for the rest of the year"

At the mention of Sasuke's name Kiba visibly smiled in disdain. "It was him wasn't it, wasn't it."

Tsunade faltered "I-I can't reveal classified information"

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"Enough with the chit-chat." He continued "How many drinks do I have to put in you for you to bear my children? "

Tenten was taken aback by Kankuro's comment. Set aside the vulgarity of it, no one had ever asked her to have his children before. How should she respond. Smack

Kankuro started rubbing his cheek "Ow, whud'ya slap me for?"

"Hmm, let me see hear, I slapped you because of your comment"

"Hey that comment was gold. It took me three hours just to come up with it." Kankuro said

Tenten got up from the bed she was resting on and statrted playing with Knakuro's cat ears.

"I'm hungry" Tenten announced as her stomach growled.

Kankuro grabbed Tenten's hand and guided her out of the bedroom. "This is great chance for you to meet everyone"

"At dinner?" Tenten questioned

"Yeah, besides they're already here"

" Where, I don't see them"

"Sitting on the couch, right there" Kankuro said as he pointes to a lush oval couch that was sand colored. No wonder Tenten hadn't seen them they practically blended in with the background. A girl with blonde hair styled into 4 pigtails that looked around 19 was stitting at the left end of the couch texting someone on her sidekick. A boy with auburn colored hair and green eyes that looked to be 16 was sitting on the opposite end of the couch staring at them.

"The emo looking one with the kanji of love tattoo'd on his forehead is my little bro Gaara and the one that is ignoring us is my big sis Temari"

" Hi, nice to meet you bothe my name is Amokou Tenten" She bowed

Gaara now focused his staring on Tenten "Is this the girl?" Gaara asked without taking his eyes off her.

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Sasuke was in Physics gazing out the window since he was done with all his classwork, anticipating the end of the day announcements. Ever since he woke up this morning he had a bad feeling about today. Sasuke tried to shrug this feeling off by keeping busy but it wasn't working.

Ding, the bell signaling the announcements sounded, Sasuke gulped.

"Konichiwa Ho Shindou High" a voice other than Lady Tsunade began "Today we have a special treat for you courtesy of Sasuke Uchiha but hold your applause you can thank him later"

Simultaneously the school televisions turned on and a video started playing. An uproar broke in all the school as students(and faculty) laughed at what they were seeing Sasuke reenacting the Silence of The Lambs in drag and all. By the end of the video Sasuke had sunk so low in the chair he was sitting in that his ass was practically on the floor. Now maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if Sasuke wasn't sitting in the front of the class or if he didn't have hall monitor duty today or if everyone hadn't have had chapstick today.

Every time someone passed by Sasuke they had to bring up something about the video including asking him if he wanted chapstick, giving him a wig(wtf?) Or his favorite actually quoting him, "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard".If he heard that one more time sasuke would surely punch the person. How would Sasuke ever live this down or better you who did this to the sexy beast?

Japanese Translations

Baa-chan: Granny

Konichiwa: Good Afternoon