Welcome back my friends to another exciting chapter! You'll like this one!

A.N.: Rated T throughout, I do not own bleach or any of its characters...They belong to Tite Kubo.

Enjoy!

A week later...I found myself in horrible situations.

"Dammit, why do I feel like this?" I said aloud as I made my way to the bathroom. 'I'm throwing up! That rarely happens!

I walked out of the bathroom when I finished, bumping into Omaeda.

"Are you ok captain?" He asked.

I nodded. Omaeda raised an eyebrow, "Uhh...You have a little food or something by your mouth."

Bleach~Bleach~Bleach~

As I did my papers, I still didn'y feel to well. What I needed was a little rest. 'No! I'm capable of doing my paperwork no matter how I feel! Yes! I could do it, I will do my-'

Yep. I threw up all over my paperwork.

Give me a break!

Bleach~Bleach~Bleach

So I finally decided to rest the sickness off. I let Omaeda be in charge, even though he doesn't do a good job at it, but it's better than having me puke on all of the subordinates.

"Well, well, look who's in bed! You sick Soi?"

I slowly opened my eyes to see no other than Yoruichi, "Yo-Yoruichi!"

"Hey Soi fon! Do you know that your little lieutenent is sleeping on your couch, oh and you didn't answer my question...are you sick?" Asked Yoruichi.

I pulled the blanket over my head, "Yes, I'm sick."

Yoruichi laughed, "That's not all Soi fon, you should see for yourself."

I groaned as I thought of all the possible things that Omaeda could have done, "Is he in the office or in my living room?"

"Office," Yoruichi smiled.

'Uhhggg!' It's a good thing I still had my clothes on, so I just headed out to see the damage that was done.

Once I arrived, I saw a guy walk out. "Hey! Who are you!" I yelled.

The guy ran away. I rolled my eyes and walked in.

"What...The...Hell!"

Looking around, I saw people lying on the ground, on my desk, Omaeda on the couch. I was going to snap.

"Marechiyo Omaeda, get the hell up right now!"

That caused Omaeda to fall off the couch, and the other people to be startled.

"C-Captain, I thought you were resting," Omaeda began to sweat.

I looked at all the scared faces then they all took off.

"Now...Omaeda, time for your punishment," I said evily, cracking my fingers.

Bleach~Bleach~Bleach

After beating up Omaeda, cleaning the office, and throwing up some more, I just needed to sit.

'I'm really hating this.'

Just then, Byakuya came in, "Hello Soi Fon."

"Hi Byakuya, what brings you here?" I asked.

"Can't I see my lovely Soi," He said, gently kissing me, but I pulled away, "You probably don't want to kiss me I'm not feeling to well."

"What's wrong?" Byakuya felt my forehead.

I smiled. 'Wow Byakuya has really changed.'

"You know what, I think I feel a little better now that your here...Kuchiki."

We hugged, but I felt a strange feeling, "I have to use the facilities!"

I quickly ran to the bathroom. Once I finished puking, I stared at myself in the mirror. ' Why do I feel like this? Maybe I should take a nice warm shower...but wait, Byakuya's still here.'

"Soi Fon?" I heard him call, Are you alright in there!"

"C-Coming!" I quickly flushed the toilet, but it wouldn't go down.

'Seriously, what is wrong with this stupid toilet.'

I pushed on the flusher some more, untill it finally went down. I sighed.

All of a sudden it came back up, "Dammit! It's overflowing!"

"Soi Fon!" Byakuya yelled again.

I started absentmindingly, plunging the toilet, "Just a sec!"

I finally gave up. "I'm coming in!" Byakuya opened the door, wide-eyed.

"H-Hi," I said.

Wow funny! Poor Soi! Hope you enjoyed.

Soi Fon: This is making me sick.

Byakuya: (Rolls eyes)

See for awesome chapters ahead!

Soifool