Welcome back my friends to another exciting chapter! You'll like this one!
A.N.: Rated T throughout, I do not own bleach or any of its characters...They belong to Tite Kubo.
Enjoy!
A week later...I found myself in horrible situations.
"Dammit, why do I feel like this?" I said aloud as I made my way to the bathroom. 'I'm throwing up! That rarely happens!
I walked out of the bathroom when I finished, bumping into Omaeda.
"Are you ok captain?" He asked.
I nodded. Omaeda raised an eyebrow, "Uhh...You have a little food or something by your mouth."
Bleach~Bleach~Bleach~
As I did my papers, I still didn'y feel to well. What I needed was a little rest. 'No! I'm capable of doing my paperwork no matter how I feel! Yes! I could do it, I will do my-'
Yep. I threw up all over my paperwork.
Give me a break!
Bleach~Bleach~Bleach
So I finally decided to rest the sickness off. I let Omaeda be in charge, even though he doesn't do a good job at it, but it's better than having me puke on all of the subordinates.
"Well, well, look who's in bed! You sick Soi?"
I slowly opened my eyes to see no other than Yoruichi, "Yo-Yoruichi!"
"Hey Soi fon! Do you know that your little lieutenent is sleeping on your couch, oh and you didn't answer my question...are you sick?" Asked Yoruichi.
I pulled the blanket over my head, "Yes, I'm sick."
Yoruichi laughed, "That's not all Soi fon, you should see for yourself."
I groaned as I thought of all the possible things that Omaeda could have done, "Is he in the office or in my living room?"
"Office," Yoruichi smiled.
'Uhhggg!' It's a good thing I still had my clothes on, so I just headed out to see the damage that was done.
Once I arrived, I saw a guy walk out. "Hey! Who are you!" I yelled.
The guy ran away. I rolled my eyes and walked in.
"What...The...Hell!"
Looking around, I saw people lying on the ground, on my desk, Omaeda on the couch. I was going to snap.
"Marechiyo Omaeda, get the hell up right now!"
That caused Omaeda to fall off the couch, and the other people to be startled.
"C-Captain, I thought you were resting," Omaeda began to sweat.
I looked at all the scared faces then they all took off.
"Now...Omaeda, time for your punishment," I said evily, cracking my fingers.
Bleach~Bleach~Bleach
After beating up Omaeda, cleaning the office, and throwing up some more, I just needed to sit.
'I'm really hating this.'
Just then, Byakuya came in, "Hello Soi Fon."
"Hi Byakuya, what brings you here?" I asked.
"Can't I see my lovely Soi," He said, gently kissing me, but I pulled away, "You probably don't want to kiss me I'm not feeling to well."
"What's wrong?" Byakuya felt my forehead.
I smiled. 'Wow Byakuya has really changed.'
"You know what, I think I feel a little better now that your here...Kuchiki."
We hugged, but I felt a strange feeling, "I have to use the facilities!"
I quickly ran to the bathroom. Once I finished puking, I stared at myself in the mirror. ' Why do I feel like this? Maybe I should take a nice warm shower...but wait, Byakuya's still here.'
"Soi Fon?" I heard him call, Are you alright in there!"
"C-Coming!" I quickly flushed the toilet, but it wouldn't go down.
'Seriously, what is wrong with this stupid toilet.'
I pushed on the flusher some more, untill it finally went down. I sighed.
All of a sudden it came back up, "Dammit! It's overflowing!"
"Soi Fon!" Byakuya yelled again.
I started absentmindingly, plunging the toilet, "Just a sec!"
I finally gave up. "I'm coming in!" Byakuya opened the door, wide-eyed.
"H-Hi," I said.
Wow funny! Poor Soi! Hope you enjoyed.
Soi Fon: This is making me sick.
Byakuya: (Rolls eyes)
See for awesome chapters ahead!
Soifool
