Been a looooooooong time guys. Well, this is gonna be the last chapter… For now. I'm thinking of making something else so for now, this is the last chapter until further notice. Its gonna be about the mistakes that are both on purpose and not during the filming of Call of duty: Black ops and others but mostly Black ops, because it's surprisingly easy to make it funny for a game that's really serious.

Oh my goodness, I even nearly forgot how to post this...

Thank you all reviewers and lovers of this fanfic.

Warning, may- oh screw this, I you think this doesn't have spoilers, then good luck.

Disclaimer: I do not own Call of duty you gullible morons who think I do.


"Mistakes, on purpose or not"

Call of Duty: Black ops

Ouch

In the beginning of our merry mission, Mason and Woods was just sitting on the bar, discussing on how they can kill Castro with the help of Carlos; our friendly neighbourhood bartender.

It's just peaceful until some guards came in and start harassing everyone, putting our heroes on guard.

"Just be cool woods…" Mason assured Woods as he got ready for a fight.

"I said 'Where you from?'!" One of the guards said in an accent toward Mason. "I'm talking to you!" He said before Woods plunged a knife-

"Ow! Dammit Woods!"

On Mason's hand.

"Sorry…" Woods quickly said before plunging it on the correct hand.

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Someone get a damn medic on set…


"Mistakes, on purpose or not"

Call of Duty: Black ops

Insults

Mason found himself in a dark room, covered in some blood with screens around him while being tied to a chair.

"Where am I?" Mason asked before hearing a voice coming from a speaker.

"Did you know what you did?" The interrogator asked from the window overlooking Mason.

"Your mother last night." Mason answered, causing some people to laugh off screen.

"Son of a bitch Mason!" The interrogator shouted before snickering.

"Sorry, can't resist."


"Mistakes, on purpose or not"

Call of Duty: World at War

Hands

Dimitri followed Reznov in the shattered fountain filled with dead bodies and blood until they reached a broken section of the fountain, showing a few German patrols in the broken city.

"My shooting arm is broken." Reznov said pointing at his injured hand. "You will have to take my rifle."

"I thought that you were left handed." Dimitri asked.

"Yeah but the director told me to use my right, its kind of hard bu- wait, are we still rolling?"

"Oops."


"Mistakes, on purpose or not"

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Soap

The FNG, Soap, came toward the taskforce team and saluted them.

"So your name's Soap huh?" The captain named 'Price' asked. "What kinda name is 'Soap'? What, are you gonna name your son 'Shampoo'. Is your mom named 'Skin Lotion'? Or maybe your wife's named-"

"Price! I told you not to go on with that!" A man from off-screen shouted.

"Aw, come on! I think its great!"

"No!"

"Fine… Douchebag…"

"What?"

"I said I'll do it!"

"He called you a douchebag!" A private said from behind him.

"You are so fired!" The man shouted back.

"You can't fire me! I have a family! I have a wife and 3 girlfriends- Stop recording this camera man!"


"Mistakes, on purpose or not"

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Rat hole

"Hey, Woods, check this out…" Bowman said to Woods. "A rat hole."

"Mason, Weaver, check it out, I'll go somewhere else." Woods said to Mason as a marine threw a grenade inside of the rat hole.

Mason and Weaver went in and prepared themselves for any ambushes. Not finding any hostile, they eventually found a boat.

"A boat? Leading to where?" Weaver said though confused that the boat wasn't in the script assumed that there was a change and played along.

"Let's get on." Mason said knowing that riding things like this usually leads to the important scenes to a point where it gets predictable.

Riding the boat after a while, they figured out what's wrong as lights came out and robotic cartoon people started singing 'It's a small world after all'.

"I think we went to the wrong rat hole Weaver…" Mason said obviously horrified.

"Oh please let it end!" Weaver shouted.

"Mason I am here to assist you- holy Molotov!" Reznov said coming into the scene.

"Get us outta here Reznov!" Mason pleaded.

"Mason, now's not the time to talk to your imaginary friend!" Weaver shouted at him.


"Special Scene"

"Are you uncle Bobby now?" Mason asked.

"No Mason, I am not your uncle Bobby!"

"Oh really?" Mason asked before tearing off the man's white beard. "So you really are uncle Bobby!"

"Dammit, he got me."


And that's game. Speaking of game, the one I'm thinking of is a one-shot humour of a game called "Fire Emblem" which I will poke using the irony of realism to mess it up with. It's gonna be on a cliché "Tactician falls into game from the real world" theme that will be in his point of view. The Tactician is in the Blazing Sword one for those who don't know and for those who don't know Fire Emblem, just search for it, I'm not explaining it. Wish me luck; my idea seems like a recipe for disaster…