Alright, this may have taken ages, but I'm still getting used to fanfiction, but I'll try and stay consistent. Also, I've had no internet. I know, it sucked. Imagine my surprise when I saw a trailer FOR A NEW FIRE EMBLEM TRAAAAAAAAIIILLER.
But yeah, this covered plot, but not in the way I thought it would. I also made up this thing with Luigi off the top of my head.
And, I've made a new thing up at the end. It was fun to do, so it's probably staying as long as it doesn't get any hate.
"Here we are then." Stated Little Mac, dropping his bags as he and Samus got off the ship.
"I guess we are." She agreed, doing the same and crossing her arms.
"It's not too bad." He said, with a hint of optimism. "I mean, for a
desert island."
"There was no reason for us to move in the first place." She picked her bags up and began to walk away. "Our last place was brilliant." She stormed off, leaving an annoyed Little Mac.
"Is Samus ok?" Asked Shulk, walking up behind him, followed by Lucina.
"Not sure. She seemed angry." Said Mac.
"Probably just the trip." She said "naga knows we've not had the best trip. She's probably just annoyed about Toon Link and how she couldn't do anything. Best leave her alone for awhile." She said, walking past them.
"I guess this is happening then." Shulk said looking up at the building. "Let's see what the future holds, shall we?" He asked, before running after Lucina.
"I guess it is, Shulk. I guess it is." He let what was happening sink in for a second, before finally following the others inside.
"I could get used to this." Announced Shulk. He had a very large room, due to all the gadgetry he would be keeping in it.
He'd always been a little obsessed with science, computers, and the like, but it hadn't been until smash that he'd become, well, messy. He had a reputation to keep up, after all!
"Can I come in?" Asked a voice with a clear ylissean accent. Said princess peeked her head through the door. "This looks nice. Where did you get all the stuff?" She asked, walking in after Shulk nodded.
"They've got some fascinating shops here, all of them are kept by robots, which attitude." He stated, thinking back and shifting his weight onto another foot.
"How can a robot have an attitude?" she asked, mirroring his movements.
"No idea. I'm thinking someone went and meddled with them. It's a bit weird though, I mean who would install a sass drive into a robot." He said, questioningly.
"A: You do realise I have literally no idea what you are talking about. B: is it is as sassy as Littlle Mac."
"Oh. Yeah, right. Sorry. And no, I don't think that that's even possible. To quote "don't push your luck."" He said, quoting the person right in front of him.
"Also, check this out!" Shulk said, pointing over to his wall where a zenoblade poster was hung above his cluttered desk. "It's a poster! Of my game! Like, the one I'm from! I got it off this site called eBay, I just, um, borrowed master hands credit card and bought this! It's awesome!" He said going off on a rant.
"Not to interrupt, but what on earth is that?" She asked pointing to the bed.
"Oh, yeah. Another gift from the great site of eBay. Come to think of it, I'm going to have to teach you what a website is, but still." He said, before picking up a remote. "It's for a hospital, I think I could use it better. Watch!"
After Shulks' raving, Lucina was expecting something grand. In fact, she was letting her imagination run wild. Bearing in mind the only technology she was properly acquainted with was the TV, which she still insisted had actual little people in it, stuck behind glass.
So, as she waited in bated breath, to watch the pinnacle of modern technology, she heard Shulk say "done!"
"What was that?" She asked, looking at the bed.
"That;" he said "is the future!"
"I didn't see anything."
"Well, to the untrained eye, maybe not, but the bed just tipped slightly to the left." Shulk said, proud.
"Wow." She said, doubtful. "Well, the future is what I was expecting! Pure brilliance." She said, surprisingly sarcastic for a princess from the literal dark ages.
"Well, this place is... Interesting." Said dark pit, with a sneer.
"Oh, come on! It's brilliant! They have a coffee shop, you used a cup once! They have a concert hall: you were once near a radio! The similarities are endless!" Said pit, with the endless optimism that was iconic of him.
"I have a fist; you have a face. They should get together sometime!" He said, mocking his tone of voice.
The two angels, as stuck together as they were, weren't the biggest friends. None the less, they couldn't stay apart for too long.
"Clothes shop?" Asked pit, looking hopeful.
"No way in hades. Any other bright ideas?" He asked annoyed, quickening his pace, causing pit to have to jog to keep up.
"How about the fountain?" He asked, running out of ideas. The two angels had flown around the island prior that day and had a pretty good idea of where everything is.
"No. First off I have to share a room with you, now we're going out for heartfelt walks by the fountain? I repeat: No." He said, clenching his fist.
"Wait; I have an idea! Follow me." Said pit, running off. Pittoo just shrugged and followed him.
Mac sat on his own at the bar, which had somehow been given a moody air to suit the purposes of this scene.
"That's quite a few beers you've had, do you think you should slow down?" Asked the green mario brother, sidling over to Mac.
"Uummm, yeah. Since, you know, man like me? Love me some good old alcohol. Love it." He said, a little nervous.
"Riighhht." He said, nodding. "Besides, you're the only one other than me who's already at the bar on the first day. What's up with that?" Asked Luigi who, for some reason, had initiated contact with another human being.
"Can I ask you a question?" Asked Mac.
"You already have." He said, amused.
"You know what the smash I mean!" Said Mac, a little annoyed.
"Yeah, sure. Go on."
"You know Samus?" Luigi nodded. "Well, she's acting weird. When I first got here, she was so open, but now we're here, she's kind of... Caged up. Everyone keeps telling me to keep my distance, but I don't think I could do that. Thoughts?"
Luigi pondered for a second, taking a sip from his drink. "Know a guy named Snake?" He asked, placing his drink on the bar.
"Solid Snake? What about him?" Mac said, wondering what he had to do with her.
"Well, him and Samus had a thing. Well, nearly a thing, at least." He said, silencing Mac. "In these first two "tournaments" if you will, she would hardly speak, however, it all changed in the brawl, our third "tournament."
Luigi thought for a second before finishing his drink. He handed it back to the robot bartender, and received another. He handed over some money and continued. "She and snake were perfectly matched. They were both smart, equal in courage and in stealth. And, in combat, they stood toe to toe. They were every smashers "OTP" but then it all changed."
"When the fire nation attacked?" Mac said with a grin on his face. "Sorry. Serious story, carry on."
"Then the great brawl happened."
"The great brawl?" Mac said, butting in once more.
"Could you stop interrupting me? I'm trying to be dramatic here!"
"Ok."
"Thankyou."
"You're welcome."
"Don't mention it."
"I won't."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Okay, so the great brawl-" began Luigi, before once more bring cut off.
"Another drink please?" Mac requested to the bartender.
"So the great brawl was this-"
"Slurp." Went Little Mac.
"The great brawl was-" he began again, annoyed.
"Sluurp."
"The great-"
"Sluuuuuuuuuurp."
"The-"
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"Slurp"
"I hate you." Announced Luigi.
"You hate everyone, your point?"
"Shut up. So anyway, the great brawl was this big-"
"Can I go to the toilet?" Asked Little Mac
"No." He gritted his teeth.
"But I really need to go!"
"Then you should have gone before."
"But I didn't need it then!"
"I don't care!"
"Please?" Asked little Mac. The plumber ignored him.
"The great brawl was this huge adventure all the smashers went on. At first, we found it fun, thinking it was a training exercise from Master Hand." He said, as the mood darkened.
"And then?" Asked Mac.
"The deaths started rolling in. First was Roy, which we don't speak of much. At that point, we were worried, but some of the more child like smashers thought it was a cruel joke. It wasn't. Next, pit came close to dying, losing his ability to fly in the process. As we neared the end, deaths became more frequent. Toon and young link paired up, but young link died ang left toon his legacy. At the end, we faced off against this entity. His name was Tabu, in all senses of the word. None of us knew his actual name. It was a big fight, but in the end, when the smoke cleared, none of us were sure if it was worth it. When it cleared, we found snakes body." He paused, as this paragraph was getting too long.
"No one told Samus. We made sure she didn't see it, getting out of there before she could notice. Someone so determined, strong, and, well, short tempered as Samus? Not a good idea. We told her he'd had to leave on a mission, that he may not come back. A few months later, we got the "news" that he couldn't rejoin the smashers."
"My point, Mac, is that, A: I love rambling. B: Samus had found a place she was comfortable, with the memory of Snake surrounding her, she finally found happiness. But now we've moved again, she's retreating from the world, this time she may not be coming back."
"What can we do, then?" Mac said, full of suspense.
"We need another snake. We need you."
Lucina: Does anyone know to post statuses on this thing?
Posted at 9:10, smash island.
Lucina: wait, never mind.
Shulk: getting used to the software then Lucina?
Lucina: well, these clothes aren't that soft, but I guess so.
Marth: {sigh}
Shulk: do you like this website?
Lucina: I never mentioned spiders?
Samus: software isn't even the correct term, Shulk.
Shulk: you know what I mean.
Little Mac: you guys have this too?
Samus: I guess, I mean I don't have to move to use it, so...
Little Mac: anyone else have it?
Literally everyone: yeah.
Little Mac: damn. I've had this for years now, how have I not noticed this?
Doc brown: don't ask me.
Luigi: I don't see the hype. Gamelr is way better.
Link: what the hell is that
Toad: our version of Tumblr.
Mario: you have this too?
Shulk: according to Smashbook, "literally everyone" has this.
Little Mac: I liked Smashbook before it was popular
Marth: please don't
Lucina: how on earth did this get so popular?
