Naruto sat on his couch playing with a doll, Itachi and Pein watched him curiously.

"What is that?" Pein asked Naruto, who stopped stopped flying the doll around making airplane noises. The doll was filled with needles on its arms and legs.

"It's a doll." Naruto responded

"What kind of doll?" Deidara, who walked into the living room with Kisame and Tobi, inquired.

"A Voodoo Doll" Naruto rolled his eyes. Did they honestly think he'd play with a child's doll?

"Who's the Voodoo Doll of?" Tobi asked curiously

"Hyuuga, Hanabi." Naruto smirked widely

"Where'd you get a Hanabi-Voodoo Doll!" Kisame asked with a bit of fear. What if he had a Voodoo doll of him!

"Eovin gave it to our employer, Weasel, who gave it to me to use for the beginning of this scene."

"Who, who, and what?" they asked in a confused voice. Maybe Naruto really was insane.

"God, you guys are clueless." Naruto rolled his eyes again, before holding the doll up high and spinning it around in circles.

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"Hm..." Hiashi stated as he watched Hanabi fly up into th air, spinning around. "What do you take of it?" he asked his healer, Iyasu.

"Sharp pains in the arms and legs, taking flight without warning, delusions of drowning at random times. Drowsiness, throwing up..." Iyasu paused as Hanabi dropped to the ground and ran around in circles, screaming that she was on fire.

"Stop, drop, and roll, Hanabi" Hiashi told her absently.

Hanabi came to a sudden stop and threw herself onto the ground, rolling around.

"I'M STILL ON FIRE! I'M STILL ON FIRE!" Hanabi yelled, she grabbed the fire extinguisher and sprayed herself down.

"Delusions of being lit aflame" Iyasu continued, "delusions of a giant demonic fox trying to use her as a chew toy..."

"Well? What do you suggest we do?"

"I suggest you shut up and let me finish, or else your next prostate exam won't be a prostate exam."

Hiashi shrunk away

"Now where was I... Delusions that demonic animals are trying to eat her... Sudden horrible smells, that nobody else can smell..."

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Kisame farted in the dolls face again

"Hahaha! Do it again, do it again!"

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"AHHHH THE SMELL, THE SMEEELLLL OF BUUURNING RUBBER AND ROTTING FISH" Hanabi screamed, trying to cover her nose, but it was still there

I told you, you shouldn't have given her those pills."

"Are you saying this is my fault?"

"I'm just saying you shouldn't have given her those pills."

"They weren't even real! I just gave her mints and told her they were pills."

"Oh... Well... I'll prescribe something for her to take then."

"FISH ARE EATTING MEEEE! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!"

"I'll go prescribe her something heavy."

"You do that." Hiashi stated flatly.

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Naruto dropped the voodoo doll in his fish tank, watching as the small piranha nip at it.

"I'm bored now. Let's go get some ice-cream." Naruto stated boredly, walking out of his apartment. The others followed without another glance at the voodoo-doll.

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Tsunade sat at her desk sorting through her papers boredly, she really needed to find somebody to do her paper work.

"Bills." Tsunade said, placing the paper in a different pile for Shizune later.

"Bills."

"Bills."

"Hm... Buy The incredible pet nail trimmer today."

"Hurry...Replica Watches for sale HERE!...Save 15% today"

"Bills."

There was a loud thump coming from her window and she giggled. Good thing she installed those heavy duty shatter-proof, bullet-proof, weather-proof, crazy-ninja-who-doesn't-know-how-to-use-a-door-poof windows.

After a few more thumps everything went silent.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Tsunade called out, trying to balance her pen on her nose.

Kakashi walked in, "Hokage-Sama." he started with a small pause, "Your windows are broken."

Tsunade rolled her eyes.

There was another thump and a muffled yell that sounded a lot like, "'Y NOSE! 'S BROK'N!"

"See?" Kakashi crossed his arms.

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The Akatsuki and Naruto sat in an ice cream shop eating the delicious frozen treat, when suddenly, Sakura walked into the shop with her students.

"Damn straight, women, best get us some ice cream. I'll smack you, hoe." Konohamaru muttered and sat down next to Naruto, followed by his two team mates.

Naruto scooted away and growled. Nobody would touch his ice-cream!

"Chill out, Naruto, I'm not trying to steal your ice-cream... What chu waitin' for, Hag, grab up some ice-cream before I bitch slap you!" Konohamaru yelled at the part at Sakura, who huffed and walked off to buy her students ice-cream.

Naruto swiftly stuffed the rest of his ice-cream into his mouth, glaring at everybody around him. He swallowed. Everybody stared at him.

"Mine." He snarled, shrinking back into his seat with a deep-throated growl.

"What are you, a dog?" Moegi rolled her eyes

Naruto sniffed in an arrogant sort of way, but before he could reply, Sakura came back and handed her students their ice-cream cones and sat down next to Pein, who scooted away from her.

Which caused Itachi to scoot away from him, Deidara to scoot away from Itachi, Tobi to scoot away from Deidara, and Kisame to fall off the edge of the bench, almost dropping his ice-cream on the ground.

Luckily he saved it.

Kisame lay on the ground, licking at his fish flavored ice cream.

Konohamaru stared at his ice-cream cone then glared at Sakura, "Bitch! I told you to get me a banana split!" he yelled at her.

Sakura glares, "You didn't tell me anything! You just told me to get you some ice cream!"

"Well, I'm telling you now, hag! Go grab me a banana split, and make it snappy!"

Sakura stood up and growled, walking away to get a banana split.

"That's right, hoe." Konohamaru muttered under his breath, licking his ice-cream cone

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Pein was running.

Why was he running?

There was a monster chasing him. It was large and has razor sharp teeth, 19 inch blade-like talons, gleaming in the non-existent light. It was plump with acid green 'skin', dripping with purple frosting.

It was...

It was...

A Demonic Muffin.

Pein screamed as he felt the Muffin pick him up. The Muffin laughed darkly and held Pein over it's gaping bladed jaws.

"Revenge is sweet!" The muffin told told him, laughing louder

"AND SO WILL YOUR BLOOD BE AS WELL!"

Pein cried out as the wicked Muffin dropped him into it's mouth, those large carnivorous teeth gleefully taunting him.

Pein fell out of his bed with a loud shriek

"NOOO DON'T EAT ME!" He screamed loudly, rolling over and off of his bed.

Seconds after the loud scream, the others came barging into his room. Pein sat upon the ground snuffling, wiping at his terror filled eyes.

"Um... Are you okay?" Naruto asked, he shifted from one foot to the other, feeling rather uncomfortable at the moment.

"A giant muffin was trying to eat me as revenge for all of its fallen children." Pein cried.

A cricket chirped from outside the window.

Oto walked into the room...

Chirp. Chirp.

Chirp...

Ch-

A Prey Mantis who was stealthily sneaking up behind the chirping cricket, grabbed it from behind before taking a large bite out of its head.

Naruto yawned, "Okay then."

They all filed out from Pein's room, but before Naruto could turn around and leave, Pein grabbed him around his waist and pulled the demon container close to him.

"Stay please?" Pein whined, burying his face into Naruto's stomach.

Naruto blushed slightly, missing Itachi's dark scowl.