A/N: This is a extremely short one-shot that happen in a crime AU, it's actually parody from one of my favorite movies xD This is NOT canon to whatever that happens in the others chapters.
The place was some sort of torture room, the grey walls and the dim light only give it a more desperate and hopeless look and against a wall two agents of the police have their hands chained, as you can guess these two are no others but the private detective Friedrich and the inspector Reishin who were captured by the triads.
"You know that I'm not dumb, don't you?"
Ask Friedrich to his unlikely partner.
"To tell the truth, sometimes I have my doubts..."
Respond Reishin who is looking for a way to scape.
"We are really fucked up here... so tell me, what are they gonna to do us?"
"If you need to know... they're going to torture us for three days..."
Said Reishin with a death serious voice.
"Three days? I can handle that, and then?"
"After that they're going to cut or genitals..."
Is impossible being more serious than Reishin in this moment.
"THE GENITALS!? Anything but that man! let's get out of here, damn it!"
Yells a exasperated Friedrich who begins to move fiercely to somehow scape.
"There's no way to escape from here, they take all our tools when we were captured!"
"Then... let's bite the chains!"
"The chains are made of titanium! completely unbreakables by common means."
However Friedrich is already biting his chains with all his might... but I doubt that he can accomplish anything with only his teeth.
Suddenly one of the wall is destroyed by explosion! this leave a huge hole, this would be the easiest scape route but then again they're still chained!
"Cof! Cof! Cof..! The hell was that!?"
Yells Friedrich who can't see anything due to the smoke and dust left by the explosion.
"Oh dear grim reaper I'm ready for you..."
Reishin neither do much...
And then from the big hole enters Friedrich's little sister, Friederike carrying a huge... bazooka!? well that's explain the explosion...
"The only one that can mess with my brother genitals is me."
Yeah, That sound weird but at least our heroes have a chance to scape!
A/N: Not exactly like in Rush Hour 2 but you get the idea xD Maybe I would do another special like this after finishing the next canon chapter...
And just in case... I'm Aleister Bloodrive VII! Hehehe... I hope you enjoy this special and the previous chapter that was write by Mi3ru!
BTW We have two special guests in our next chapter! ;D
[?SEIFOOR MEHT LLAC YEHT OD YHW]
