Kyruio knew that this was the day; he would escape. His master had gone away to the planet for a work meeting. The sun was setting so Kyruio would have to work quickly. He quickly scanned the city for a well-sized scrap pile. "It only needs enough parts to build an engine and a life support system. Oh, and it must have a hyperdrive," thought Kyruio.
"There!" a man shouted, pointing at Kyruio. Wondered why the towns people were after him too. After all, Kyruio only stole most of the Prime Minister's money; not the people's. Kyruio heard an deafening noise like a cannon and then a whistling sound right over his head as he ducked.
"Ha ha, you missed" Kyruio yelled to the group.
"Oh yeah? Dodge this!" They tried shooting again and this time Kyruio could feel it touch his hand as it whizzed by him.
"Ha! Still missed." After debating with himself whether to fight or hide he decided that since he had no weapon, "I'd better hide." He turned a corner and ran behind a garbage can. The man that had spotted Kyruio came into view first. Kyruio loved seeing the expressions and people's faces when they saw his trick. He had previously gotten a ladder and stamped footprints on the side of a wall. Everyone thought he had run up it. His trick had worked again.
Kyruio wondered why he had never noticed it before. It was by his hiding place when he pretended to climb the wall. A wonderfully sized scrap pile with nearly every material that he needed. Right in the centre was a shiny, new- just kidding it was a dull, broken down, and very old hyperdrive. Kyruio got to work finding ship pieces. Some wires, a v-8 engine (aren't those supposed to go on cars in a galaxy very far in the outer rim called Earth?), some duct tape and a bunch of other helpful materials. Now he had all the pieces. It was time to start building.
...
So far, Kyruio had built a ton (literally 2000 pounds) of iron plating, nailed it together with around 150 nails, added a v-8 engine, connected the beat-up hyperdrive to the engine, and added the ship's controls. All that was left was the life support system.
"I see him! I see him!" a woman shouted and turned to the group. Kyruio ran away before she looked back. He took the life support system pieces with him so he could continue building. The others in her group looked where she pointed and didn't see him there so they started laughing at her. When Kyruio finished building it he walked back out to his ship to put the last piece in place, forgetting that there were people looking his way. "What?!" the woman shouted, "He was right... There! There he is!" This time everyone saw him. Kyruio ran to his ship, duct taped the life support system in place, hopped in the pilot's seat, started the engine, and took off remembering that he forgot to put in a landing brake.
