Episode 3: Part 2
"Tila, I'm sorry, but I cant eat this." Slut said, licking her lips.
Tila stared at Slut for a moment and blinked.
"What?"
"I cant eat human!"
"Don't you love me?"
Slut: I didn't know what to say! I just met her 3 days ago and had sex with her last night. OOPS! Uh…you didn't hear that.
"I do, but this is just to wrong."
Tila sighed and then pulled a small gun out of the back pocket of her shorts. Everyone gasped and ran for cover.
"Then I guess you're going to have to shoot your foot."
"Why?" Slut asked.
"If you're not going to eat the fingers and toes, you're going to have to prove your love another way." Tila said, smiling.
Roger: Tila is starting to scare me. Making the girls eat human fingers and having that slut shoot herself in the foot is too extreme.
Mark: When Tila pulled the gun out, I thought she was going to shoot one of us…I accidentally pissed on myself a little…
Benny, who was hiding behind a rock looked over at Mark.
"Mark?" Benny whispered. "Did you piss on yourself?"
"Shut up!" Mark said quickly, pulling his shirt over the front of his pants.
Slut grabbed the gun and pointed it towards her foot. BAM!
"HOLY FUCKIN SHIT! I CANT BREATH! EVERYTHING IS GOING BLACK."
Tila: when Slut shot her foot….it really turned me on.
"Ewww! Blood is everywhere!" Maureen whined.
Mimi away from the scene.
Mimi: The whole time I was standing there, I kept saying to myself "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"
"All right ladies, start eating!" Tila said laughing.
Maureen and Mimi looked at each other. They then looked over at Drunk Girl who was chugging down a bottle of gin.
"Uh, can I have some of that before I eat this shit?" Maureen asked.
"Me too." Said Mimi.
Drunk girl rolled her eyes and threw the bottle to Maureen. Maureen drank half and Mimi drank the rest.
"What the fuck?" Drunk girl asked after Mimi handed her the bottle.
"Don't worry, I got wine coolers in my suitcase." Mimi said, with a wink.
"WHOOT!" Drunk Girl said, raising the roof.
Tila shot the gun and the girls began to eat. Mimi threw up twice and Drunk girl passed out with a pinky in her mouth. Shockingly, Maureen "Finished" first.
Maureen: While Tila was comforting Mimi and Drunk Girl, I threw the toes and fingers to Roger and he put them in his pocket…..damn I'm good!
"GO MAUREEN!" Tila said, clapping her hands.
Mimi, Slut, and Drunk girl lay flat on their backs with tired looks on their faces. The men looked horrified.
Mark: I don't know what the fuck I just watched.
Roger: I was freaking out, because I had someone's toes and fingers in my damn pocket. The whole time Tila had this sick look on her face and I was like "I don't think I want to be here anymore."
Benny:…..I think I need therapy.
Slut: OMG! I CANT FEEL MY FOOT!
Mimi: I think I threw up everything I've eaten my entire life.
Drunk Girl: Do you have boxed wine?
Benny raised his hand.
"Um, Tila, I don't think any of us can do the bi-athlon."
"I can see that…" Tila said looking around. She observed the people who were fighting for her love. "Maureen, since you were the only one who ate the fingers, you can go on the first date with me."
Maureen smiled. She was happy to finally get date with Tila, because she wanted to get to know the real Tila and not Tila Tequila.
"Tila?"
"Yes, Mimi."
"Who did those fingers and toes belong to?"
"Bobby, Dominico, Ashley, and Jeremy. They mysteriously died last year, I had their fingers and stuff cut off for this season."
Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. They were speechless and scared.
A/N: as you can tell the mood of this story is getting a bit dark. I wont be updating till Monday, because I want to work hard on the next few chapters. Review please!!
