After saying bye to Seaver, I found Strauss' office and knocked on her door. "Come in." I heard after a moments wait.

"Hi, Chief Strauss, are you ready for your interview?" I smiled.

"Might as get it done and over with." She mumbled to herself.

"So, where would you like to do this? We can either have it in here or the other room that I had been using."

"We'll do it in here."

"Alright then, I will need a few minutes to get my thing from the other room." I told her and headed back out the door.
It was about six minutes later when I found myself facing her across the desk, ready to start asking my questions.

"My first question is; have you ever been out in the field?"

"Only once, and I very much regret it."

"If you've only been in the field once, as you said, how did you end up being chief?"

"I think it was because of my leadership skills."

"So you've lead a team then?"

"Well no, but-"

"That doesn't make any sense. To be the chief of something, you would need to work up to it or at the very least have some sort of back round in the field. Have you ever even profiled anything before?"

"No."

"Then don't you think Aaron Hotchner would have been better for his job?"

"No." I looked at her with my mouth hanging open.

Before I started again, I rolled my eyes. "Ech. So I see you have kids, are they as narsistic as you?"

She glared at me and did not answer. "Why is your sons pictrue is in front of the others, why is that?"

"It is the way I decorated my office."

"Um-hum. Are you still married?"

"No."

"What happened to him?"

"He died seven years ago."

"How?"

"Suicide."

"Your kids, who are they more alike?"

"My son is more like me and my daughters are more like him."

"Have any of them moved out?"

"Yes, all."

"Do they ever visit?"

"My son occasionally."

"What were you like as a child?"

"Responsible and mature."

"And your parents?"

"Strict when it came to school and grades but otherwise loving and caring."

"So you weren't deprived of anything then?"

"No."

"Who gets more time off from work, you or Hotch's team?"

"I do."

"And what do you do with that time off?"

"Shop."

"Why don't they get more time off?"

"Because people never stop killing."

"Who gets paid more?"

"I don't know."

"I think you're lying to me. You sign their cheeks, right?"

"Yes," she sighed then said, "I get paid more."

"Why is that? I mean they do more life endangering things and work more."

"That I really don't know. How much longer will this take?"

"I don't know, but I have a challenge for you, it's the last thing before I leave. And yes you will have to do this. Have you ever heard of 'Chubby Bunny'?"

"No, what is that?"

"What you have to do is stuff marshmallows into your mouth and try to say 'chubby bunny.' But I don't have any marshmallows, so we will be using green grapes instead. Understand?"

"Alright, but why are we doing this?"

"First of all I never said I was doing it, I said you are doing it. And secondly, because I'm in charge of this interview and can have you do what ever I want you to."

"I will not be doing this unless you do too. Plus, you said it was a challenge which means that you do have to do it."

"Fine." I said, grabbing the bag of grapes that I bought while getting the prank supplies. "We'll do it at the same time, so neither of us can back out. You will be saying it first too."

We each picked a handful of grapes off the vine and pulled the garbage can closer to us. I nodded to her to start.

"Chubby bunny." She said.

"Chubby bunny." I repeated after her.

* Eight grapes later *

"Chubby bunny." She managed to get out still clearly.

"Chummy baunny."

We added another one. "Chubby bunny."

"Chuammy bahnah."

"Chubby bunny." What was with this woman?

"Chummme budie."

Again it came out clear as day for her and was hardly understandable for me.

"Chubby bunny."

"Chuuuummm baahhhhnnnnaaaa." I couldn't do it any more; I quickly chewed and swallowed the grapes. "I can't go on, but I want to see how many more you can fit."

She nodded and picked another one up. "Chubby bunny." And another.

When she was done and couldn't fit any more in, she had twenty-seven in her mouth but was still able to chew and swallow them.

"Well, I am very impressed with your big mouth. Thank you oh so very much for letting me interview you and the current BAU members."

"No problem at all."

"Bye, oh and I'll see you tomorrow, maybe."

"Wait, why would we be seeing each other tomorrow?"

"Long story." I smiled and headed for the building's exit.


A/N: Again, thank for reading. I'm proud of myself for getting this done so fast and I hope you are too. Let me know what you thought of this and any ideas as to who should come next or the questions that should be asked. Oh and speaking of reviews, thanks to Alunabelle Night Shadow, Hisprencess12, and BbyStarlette for their reviews for the last chapter. One last thing, my goal is to get at least 50 reviews, please help me reach it. Thanks!