" Yay!" Talon changed into a cheerleader uniform. He was shaking pom-pom's moving his hips back and forth. He jumped up and down and cheered at the top of his lungs. " Go Talon! Go Talon! Say what? Go Talon! Say what? Go Talon. Oh, oh, oh, Talon!"

" Why are you looking for Talon, miss—"

" Nyssa. My name is Nyssa Twine. I'm looking for Mr. Talon because he is the only one who can help me. I had a book but it was stolen from me."

" That's terrible."

" You're absolutely right." Talon raised his mustard container up. " It needs mustard."

" IS THIS A RUNNING GAG?!"

" I understand Talon is a little bit of an eccentric. That he doesn't listen to people very easily, and he never looks at them eye-to-eye. There is a place called Sandy Thieve Island. It's a place where thieves come and steal from everyone else. A group of thieves stole my ancestor's book and I can't get it back. I was wondering if I could hire the great Talon to help me."

" Now don't you worry. I'll take what's-her-name—"

" My name is Nyssa."

" Right. I'll take Nyssa to Sandy Thieve Island."

-I-

Ikkou, Talon, and Nyssa walked the path towards Sandy Thieve Island. Along the way they came across a small bridge. A man holding a giant ear cleaner was guarding the bridge.

" None shall pass except those who pay me and my BFF's."

" I know just the experiment," Talon said.

Talon took out a mug from his shirt and poured coffee beans and hot water into the mug. Then he poured cinnamon into the mug. Talon's fingernails grew as he stirred the cinnamon in with the coffee. Ikkou was confused at first, but then he understood.

" I get it. This is part of Mr. Talon's elaborate plan."

Ikkou's idea

" Here. Have some hot coffee with cinnamon fresh from the Talon warehouse." Talon dropped his coffee cup and grew his fingernails. The fingernails whipped into the pipe-cleaner guard. " Fist of the Nail..."

" Yeah. That would be an awesome plan. Something you put in a two hundred million dollar movie."

" Here. Have some hot coffee with cinnamon fresh from the Talon warehouse." Ikkou awaited the moment where Talon would drop the cup and kick the pipe-cleaners butt. But when Talon gave the man his coffee, he sandwiched hugged the man with his cheek and the coffee cup, and raised the cup over their heads. " Whoever can drink the most coffee gets to go through the bridge." Talon poured the coffee down as it went down both his and the guards trachea's.

" WHAT KIND OF PLAN IS THAT?!" Ikkou shouted.

Ikkou watched the guards consent as he poured the coffee down his throat. Then Talon chugged the coffee down his throat, and then the man chugged coffee down his throat. The game ended where the guard lost consciousness and Talon was holding a box with the label of an espresso machine on it.

" Talon's Extra Creamy Espresso machine. Only $200."

" So much for the great movie idea."