Howdy one and all! I know I've been updating a lot, call it a short attention span. Anyway, I plan on putting more realistic, good stuff in the next chapter. So please, don't leave! It'll get better, since now I know what to do. Anyway, I had sushi tonight, so that always makes me happy/entergetic. Enjoy!

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A knock on the door caused Sesshomaru to place his cup down and answer the door. A shorter girl, with bright pink hair and a long, black dress coat was on the door step, looking very pissed off. "Ichigo?" he blinked, trying to act all innocent. "You stood me up, Sesshomaru! I waited at the Lounge for several hours yesterday, and you never showed up! You weren't at school either, and you didn't even bother to call or come by! I could-" "I was in the hospital, and I'm about to send you there if you don't quit yelling shrilly in my ear." He growled, rubbing his forehead. "Oh, I'm so sorry, Sesshi-Kun, I guess we'll just have to reschedule-"

It was then Umi came down the stairs, wearing a pair of large, baggy PJ bottoms with a button up- matching shirt. They were black with gold dragons on the bottoms. However, the shirt was rather loose, and draped a little, along with the pants. She tried keeping them up as she walked, which worked a little. Sesshomaru bit his lip, trying to stop himself from saying anything, so instead Ichigo did, "What the fuck is she doing here?!" she screamed, glaring daggers at the girl. "She's staying as my guest this evening. Now, if you would excuse me," he tried to close her out, but Ichigo just shoved in, even more pissed off. "How DARE you do this to me, Sesshomaru! I'm twice the woman she is! Oh, you'll BOTH pay for this, I swear!" she then ran out into the snow, tears down her face.

Sesshomaru closed the door, turning to Umi, who looked rather nervous. "Come, we'll go relax in the living room." "I think I should head upstairs, I mean, it's almost seven." "I know you don't do to sleep that early. I'll even let you lay on my sofa, if you want." He led her into a rather towering room, all black and white. The TV was a wide screen, taking up most of the wall. She lay down on the large sofa, when a large black and white flash jumped on top of her and started licking her face. Umi pushed, and realized there was a husky on top of her. She smiled, petting the dog's head. "Ryuu, off!" Sesshomaru bellowed, while the dog just settled down on the other end of the sofa. "He was fine. Something I didn't mean being on top of me." She smirked. "Well, in that case," Sesshomaru walked over, preparing to lean down to her, when she smacked him in the face with her hand, "Tsk tsk tsk, remember the deal. Besides, where are the guards you promised?" Sesshomaru growled, walking away and leaving Umi and Ryuu alone.

A few moments later, two men dressed in black suits came in with Sesshomaru. One had long, silver bluish hair, with two purple tattooed triangles going down his face from his forehead, and red-purple eyes. The other was a girl, with longer, brown hair and a black and pink low-cut dress on. She appeared just as vicious at the man next to her. "Menomaru, Sango, this is Umi Izanami, the one you are to protect, regardless my begging, or Miroku's." Sesshomaru nodded in her direction, and then walked over to Umi. "Happy now?" "More than you know," she smirked, blowing him a kiss, then turning back to the TV. Menomaru and Sango took their spots by the sofa, just sitting and attacking like human meat puppets. Whenever Sesshomaru even shifted in his seat, Sango grabbed her ninja stars and Menomaru held an oddly shaped vial with purple powder in it. "Poison." Umi thought.

Two hours later, Umi yawned deeply, then standing up. "I'm ready to go to sleep, how about you?" she looked over at Sesshomaru, who had fallen asleep. "Menomaru-Sama, may I please have a moment alone with Sesshomaru?" she looked innocently. The man sighed, nodded, and exited with Sango. Umi went to his side, stroking his hair. She felt his blue moon tattoo on his forehead; it was cold, unlike the rest of his skin. She went up close to his face, whispering softly, "You're a dick, but maybe you have a brain, after all." She smiled, then leaning forward, lips just about to meet. Suddenly, the main door opened and slammed shut, which made Umi quickly get off of Sesshomaru as he awoke. Menomaru and Sango ran in, weapons in hand. Inuyasha ran through the room and out up the stairs. Umi shuddered, pondering why the teenager had seemed so emotional. "Aren't you going to go see if he's alright?" she gave Sesshomaru a bewildered look. He just stood, "Go to sleep. I'll deal with him." Sesshomaru walked up the stairs casually, Umi soon following with Menomaru and Sango.

Umi walked into the room, while Menomaru and Sango stood guard outside. Sesshomaru's house had top security, and the windows had been especially guarded. She snuggled into the King size bed, snuggling against the warm, blue comforter and sheets. She had just rested her eyes, when she felt something on her foot. She looked under, and saw no one. Brushing it off, she went back to try and slumber, when she felt something on her leg, and now it was crawling higher to her thigh. She quickly shoved off the sheets, and still found nothing. Observing the room quickly, she laid her head on her pillow, when she suddenly saw a hand on her thigh, and prepared to scream, when another went across her mouth. She looked, and then recognized the captor. "K-Kiyoshi??" she mumbled, looking into his golden eyes, which even shined in the dark. "Yes, my dear, I got lonely after our session," he began kissing down her neck, "and decided to come back for a little more." "I have to get to sleep, sir, I really can't," she tried shoving him off, which seemed to make him touch her even more. She finally stopped, letting him grope her. He kissed her roughly, shoving his tongue into her mouth. She just sat there, helpless to his touch.

Suddenly, Kiyoshi stopped, and looked up towards the window. "Shit, he's calling me," Kiyoshi looked down at Umi, placing a final kiss on her lips. She blinked, and when she opened her eyes, he was gone. She then turned in her bed, to see a purple rose by her place. She smelled it, smiling slightly, and then let sleep get over her, hoping for sweet dreams.

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So yeah, smexy, I know. Anyway, some very exciting stuff coming up, so please stay tuned! Sushi and Absoulte Boyfriend for reviwers! No bodys seems to want this stuff (