Bilbo was about to go back to Rivendell despite Bofur's plea. Both the dwarf and hobbit noticed his short sword glowed blue. "Wake up! Wake up!" Thorin ordered as there was a line of opening on the ground and the sand was falling into the crevice followed by a series of bangs. Doors were opened on the ground causing the dwarves, the hobbit, and Keith to slide down into the tunnels.

"Look out! Look out!" Dori shouted as thousands of horrid humanoid creatures approached the group.

"What are they?" Keith asked but no one replied. Those wretched creatures all converged on the dwarves, the hobbit, and the V.S.S.E. agent. "Get your filthy hands off me!"

"Ori, look out!" Dori shouted to his brother.

"Get back!" Dwalin shouted as he punched a goblin.

"Go scum!" one of those ugly humanoids shouted. "Got ya!" another of those wretched humanoids said as they forced the man, the dwarves, and Bilbo through the tunnels.

"Get your hands off me!" Dwalin struggled to break free but was useless.

Nori and Keith saw Bilbo crouched to slip off from those grotesque humanoids, the hobbit later got into another trouble on his own. They dragged the dwarves and man to their lair. Their large corpulent crown-wearing leader got off from his throne, "I feel a song coming." Some of those wretched creatures began playing musical instruments as their king began to sing and the others joined in only on the chorus part.

"Snip snap,the black crack

Grip, grab, pinch, and nab

Batter and beat

Milk 'em, stammer and squeak!

Pound pound, far underground

Down, down, down in Goblin Town

With a swish and smack

And a whip and a crack

Everybody talks when they're on our rack

Pound pound, far underground

Down, down, down in Goblin Town

Hammer and torch, get out your knockers and gongs

You wont last long on the end of my prongs

Clish, clash, crush and smash

Bang, break, shiver and shake

You can yell and yelp

But there aint no help

Pound pound, far underground

Down, down, down in Goblin Town"

"Those creatures are goblins," Keith thought.

The goblin leader returned to his throne after the goblins brought him the dwarves and the man. "Catchy isn't it? It's one of my own compositions."

"That's not a song, it's an abomination!" Balin shouted.

"This is the lamest song I've ever heard," Keith muttered.

"Abominations, mutations, deviations … that's all you're going to find down here," said the Great Goblin. The goblins threw the dwarves' weapons into the floor but they stared at the man's strange weapon. "Who would be so bold to come armed into my kingdom? Spies? Thieves? Assassins?"

"Dwarves and a strange man, your malevolence," a goblin reported.

"Dwarves and a strange man?"

"We found them on the front porch."

"Well, don't just stand there, search them, every crack every crevice," the Great Goblin ordered.

One of the goblins threw Oin's trumpet down into the floor then stepped on it. Another goblin took the large bag and emptied its contents which were Elvish cutlery and candlesticks. "It is my belief, your great protuberance, they're in league with elves," a goblin spoke as it gave its king gold candelabra.

"Made in Rivendell? Bah. Second Age, couldn't give it away!" the Great Goblin examined it and tossed it aside.

"Just a couple of keepsakes," Nori spoke in a guilty tone.

"What are you doing in these parts?" the Great Goblin demanded. "Speak!"

"Don't worry lads. I'll handle this," said Oin.

"No tricks! I want the truth! Warts and all!" the Great Goblin made it clear.

"You're going to have to speak up. Your boys have flattened my trumpet," Oin spoke as he showed his flattened trumpet.

"I'll flatten more than your trumpet!" the Great Goblin roared and walked towards the group shoving the Elvish cutlery and candlesticks away.

"If it's more information you're wanting, I'm the one you should speak to," Bofur got the goblin king's attention. "We were on the road … well, it's not so much a road as a path … actually, it's not even that, come to think of it, it's more like a track. Anyway, the point is we were on this road, like a path, like a track, and then we weren't! Which is a problem, because we were supposed to be in Dunland last Tuesday."

"Visiting distant relations," Dori added.

"SHUT UP!" the goblin king shouted in an impatient tone cutting the dwarves off. "If they will not talk, we'll make them squawk, bring up the bangler, bring up the bone breaker, start with the youngest," the goblin king picked on Ori.

"Take on someone your size!" Keith shouted.

"If I'm not mistaken, I guess you're not from around here."

"Whoever I am and where I come from are not of your concern."

"Well it doesn't matter. I know someone who is interested in your head. Just your head, nothing attached. I'll assume that you don't know who he is. This someone is called Azog the Defiler, a pale orc astride a white warg," said the Great Goblin.

"Azog the Defiler was destroyed, he was slain in battle long ago," Thorin caught the attention of the goblin king.

"Thorin, son of Thrain son of Thror, the King under the Mountain," the Great Goblin gave a mocking bow. "Oh but I'm forgetting you don't have a mountain. You're not a king that makes you nobody really. So you think his defiling days are done, do you? Send word to the pale orc, tell him that I've found his price." A goblin went out to inform the pale orc.

As the torture machines were brought, the Great Goblin began singing,

"Bones will be shattered.

Necks will be wrung.

You'll be beaten and battered.

From racks you'll be hung.

You will die down here.

And never be found.

Down in the deep of Goblin-town."

One of the goblins unsheathed the Orcist and was forced to drop it. "I know that sword! It is the Goblin-cleaver! The Biter! The blade that sliced 1,000 necks! Slash them! Beat them! Kill them! Kill them all! Cut off his head!" the Great Goblin ordered and knew the sword. The goblins began beating the dwarves and one of them was about to finish Thorin.

Gandalf teleported into the scene while using the wizard blast to sweep many goblins in the radius. "Take up arms. Fight. Fight!" Gandalf ordered. He used both his staff and Glamdring to fight.

"He wields the Foehammer! The Beater! Bright as daylight!" the goblin king pointed at the wizard. The dwarves and Keith took all of the weapons to fight back.

Keith fired his pistol carefully so that he would not accidentally hit any of his friends by accident and brained the goblins with headshots sending them flying midair. "It's too noisy!" the goblin king pointed at the man.

"Thorin!" Nori caught the dwarf prince's attention and he slashed the Great Goblin at the arm. Such act caused the goblin leader to stagger backwards then fall off.

"Follow me. Quick! Run!" Gandalf ordered as everybody began to escape throughout the tunnels. "Quickly."

"Faster!" Dori shouted.

"They're endless," Keith muttered.

The group was split up at certain areas. Keith was with Dwalin, Nori, Gloin, Bifur, and Fili. The V.S.S.E. agent picked off the goblins on his way by giving them headshots with his pistol. "Post!" Dwalin shouted as they disconnected a long pole from the walkway. "Charge!" Dwalin shouted as they swept lines of goblins like a broomstick. After they dropped the post; Dwalin hammered every goblin that stood in his way.

"Good thinking, Dwalin," Keith praised.

"No time for chatting," said the dwarf.

Above them was Gandalf's group, the wizard clubbed and slashed the goblins on his way. Thorin slashed and stabbed the goblins with the Orcrist, Balin was well-adept to his short sword, Bofur hammered another goblin, Nori stabbed another goblin with his short sword, Ori hammered a goblin, and Oin swung his staff in 360 degrees at any goblin dared to approach.

As the goblins began to swing in the ropes, Thorin shouted, "Cut the ropes!" The other dwarves used their blades to cut the ropes causing the walkway to fall off and the ropes were winded within it.

Kili blocked the arrows with his sword then he, Bofur, and Bombur used a ladder to catch the other goblins. They pushed the goblins to the gap and used the ladder like a bridge.

"Come on, quickly," Gandalf ordered as the two groups got back together.

"Bombur!" Fili shouted as the corpulent dwarf tipped the ladder preventing the goblins behind them from catching up.

"Go, go, go!" Bombur shouted.

An arrow flew past Keith's face and he returned fire at the goblin archers by giving them headshots sending them into the abyss.

Thorin cut the ropes caused a bridge to swing. "Jump!" Thorin shouted. Only Balin, Bofur, Kili, and Ori jumped to the other side. When the bridge swung back, the goblins jumped on and Keith shot down some of the goblins that were jumping. The bridge swung back and Oin shouted, "Jump, lad!"

Fili cut the ropes causing the goblins to fall to their deaths. Bombur struggled as the goblins were on him and jumped causing the bridge crumble. By doing so he shook off the goblins. Kili slashed every goblin in his path while Keith gunned down every goblin archer that fired at them from a distance.

"Come on!" Gandalf ordered as he used magic to cause a boulder to fall in front of them.

"Push!" Dwalin ordered as the boulder was like a bowling ball pulverizing every goblin in its path.

When they reached to a bridge, the goblin king jumped out in front of them. "Watch your backs!" Gloin shouted.

"You thought you could escape me," the goblin king spoke as he swung his club at Gandalf who dodged his attacks. "What are you going to do now, Wizard?" asked the goblin leader.

"FREEZE!" Keith stood between them with his pistol ready while the dwarves pulled Gandalf back.

"What are you capable of, strange man?" the goblin asked.

Keith fired three rounds from his pistol at the head of the goblin king who fell to the bridge motionlessly as a result. Such impact caused the bridge to fall then slid down. When it reached the bottom, everybody groaned.

"Well, that could have been worse," said Bofur.

The body of the goblin king fell on top of them causing Dwalin to utter, "Haver! You've got to be joking!"

Kili shouted as he spotted a massive horde of goblins catching up to them, "Gandalf!"

"There's too many. We can't fight them," said Dwalin.

"I'll run out of ammo before we can kill them all," said Keith.

"Only one thing will save us, daylight! Come on! Here! On your feet," Gandalf ordered as he and Keith helped the dwarves on their feet.

"Balin," said Oin.

"Come on!" ordered Dwalin.

Gandalf led everybody out of the tunnels of the Misty Mountains and Bilbo barely escaped the trouble that he got into. The goblins gave up the chase.