MK Ladies' Food Challenges
Episode 8: Nacho Bellgrande
Challengers: Kitana vs Jade
Place: Taco Bell
Jade: We're back at Taco Bell. Don't know what we're gonna get. We're not gonna decide until we see the menu.
Kitana: I think I know what I want.
Jade: How you doin? Just one second.
Kitana: Let's try the Nachos Bellgrande.
Jade: Give me 4 Nachos Bellgrandes with 2 large Diet Mountain Dews. That'll be all.
Employee: That'll be 17.76.
Kitana: Did you tell them no sour cream?
Jade: Fuck...
Kitana: You need to tell them.
Jade: Yeah, I don't want none of that bull semen on mine. On those Bellgrandes, no sour cream please.
The girls receive their food.
***INITIATE CHALLENGE-KITANA VS JADE***
Kitana: You should've told them no tomatoes, but fuck it.
Jade: I like the tomatoes. Taco Bell's got some good fake cheese.
Jade sees a vehicle almost hitting another vehicle.
Jade: Did you see that?
Kitana: What?
Jade: That Domino's pizza guy. They say if they don't deliver on time, it's free.
Kitana: Damn, just spilled my Mountain Dew on my new dress.
Kitana sees Jade eating five nachos at once.
Kitana: Slow down, will ya?
Jade: This Nacho Bellgrande good as shit.
Jade: Have some manners, girl.
Kitana: Done with the first one already?
Jade: Yea. Stop picking at it like a little bitch, you eat it faster. You've always been a pussy.
Kitana: Eat with your mouth closed.
Jade: Taco Bell, this is something special. You oughta feel real good about yourselves.
Kitana: Dropped some meat on my dress.
Jade: How you gonna walk around with no respect on your dress. You got cheese sauce all over it.
Jade: I think my two favorite items off the menu is this, Nacho Bellgrande, and the Mexican pizza.
Kitana: Is that your favorite two?
Jade: Yea, my two favorite items off the fuckin' menu!
Kitana: That's your top two?
Jade: I would say so.
Jade: What's your favorite?
Kitana: I don't know.
Jade: Dumbass. Nachos Bellgrande has got to be your first choice, right?
Kitana: Might be. I didn't say I thought about it.
Jade: Think about it. Nachos Bellgrande and Mexican pizza. Don't get no better than that.
Kitana: Well, Nachos Bellgrande is the definite. That's a no-brainer, but I don't know about the Mexican pizza being number two, Jade.
Jade: What do you mean?
Kitana: What I mean is, the pizza being number two, I'll have to hold off on that one.
Jade: Nothing else on that menu comes close to the Mexican pizza. Think about it.
They nod their heads multiple times back-to-back.
Kitana: Clean your form up!
Jade: What else comes close to that?
Jade picks up a spork.
Jade: They gave us a spork and we never used it. I'm using it now since I have all this meat, cheese and no chips, and I don't like to waste no food.
Jade was about to take a bite, but dropped some meat on Kitana's phone.
Kitana: What about the regular taco?
Jade: What?
Kitana: Regular taco.
Jade: Not even close.
Kitana: Anything else you want to try from here in the future?
Jade: Yea. I'm gonna take this nacho cheese sauce that fell on your phone. Sorry about that. Gone.
Kitana: Done?
Jade: Yep. I beat you, Kitana. Why don't you stop being a pussy and eat that shit, girl? I could go back in there and get me two more of those. Easy! Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat.
JADE WINS
