MK Ladies' Food Challenges

Episode 8: Nacho Bellgrande

Challengers: Kitana vs Jade

Place: Taco Bell

Jade: We're back at Taco Bell. Don't know what we're gonna get. We're not gonna decide until we see the menu.

Kitana: I think I know what I want.

Jade: How you doin? Just one second.

Kitana: Let's try the Nachos Bellgrande.

Jade: Give me 4 Nachos Bellgrandes with 2 large Diet Mountain Dews. That'll be all.

Employee: That'll be 17.76.

Kitana: Did you tell them no sour cream?

Jade: Fuck...

Kitana: You need to tell them.

Jade: Yeah, I don't want none of that bull semen on mine. On those Bellgrandes, no sour cream please.

The girls receive their food.

***INITIATE CHALLENGE-KITANA VS JADE***

Kitana: You should've told them no tomatoes, but fuck it.

Jade: I like the tomatoes. Taco Bell's got some good fake cheese.

Jade sees a vehicle almost hitting another vehicle.

Jade: Did you see that?

Kitana: What?

Jade: That Domino's pizza guy. They say if they don't deliver on time, it's free.

Kitana: Damn, just spilled my Mountain Dew on my new dress.

Kitana sees Jade eating five nachos at once.

Kitana: Slow down, will ya?

Jade: This Nacho Bellgrande good as shit.

Jade: Have some manners, girl.

Kitana: Done with the first one already?

Jade: Yea. Stop picking at it like a little bitch, you eat it faster. You've always been a pussy.

Kitana: Eat with your mouth closed.

Jade: Taco Bell, this is something special. You oughta feel real good about yourselves.

Kitana: Dropped some meat on my dress.

Jade: How you gonna walk around with no respect on your dress. You got cheese sauce all over it.

Jade: I think my two favorite items off the menu is this, Nacho Bellgrande, and the Mexican pizza.

Kitana: Is that your favorite two?

Jade: Yea, my two favorite items off the fuckin' menu!

Kitana: That's your top two?

Jade: I would say so.

Jade: What's your favorite?

Kitana: I don't know.

Jade: Dumbass. Nachos Bellgrande has got to be your first choice, right?

Kitana: Might be. I didn't say I thought about it.

Jade: Think about it. Nachos Bellgrande and Mexican pizza. Don't get no better than that.

Kitana: Well, Nachos Bellgrande is the definite. That's a no-brainer, but I don't know about the Mexican pizza being number two, Jade.

Jade: What do you mean?

Kitana: What I mean is, the pizza being number two, I'll have to hold off on that one.

Jade: Nothing else on that menu comes close to the Mexican pizza. Think about it.

They nod their heads multiple times back-to-back.

Kitana: Clean your form up!

Jade: What else comes close to that?

Jade picks up a spork.

Jade: They gave us a spork and we never used it. I'm using it now since I have all this meat, cheese and no chips, and I don't like to waste no food.

Jade was about to take a bite, but dropped some meat on Kitana's phone.

Kitana: What about the regular taco?

Jade: What?

Kitana: Regular taco.

Jade: Not even close.

Kitana: Anything else you want to try from here in the future?

Jade: Yea. I'm gonna take this nacho cheese sauce that fell on your phone. Sorry about that. Gone.

Kitana: Done?

Jade: Yep. I beat you, Kitana. Why don't you stop being a pussy and eat that shit, girl? I could go back in there and get me two more of those. Easy! Eat whatever the FUCK you wanna eat.

JADE WINS