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Stargleam give berf to too kits. Oen wsa callde Perfectkit nad oen wsa caledl Poopookit. Poopookit was bron lick poopoo adn Perfectkit wad a prefcet sliver seh cat wtih geern eyes. Stargleam hatted Poopookit becuase he lokoed leik poopoo adn lovde Perfectkit becasue seh wsa prefetc. Bramblestar desidded to nake Perfectkit ldear bceasue seh wsa teh bser at everryyihng. Seh awlays cot teh msot pery adn cuold fghit btetr then teh wrraiors. Oen teim seh eevn kliled Onestar! Evryoen wsa hppy abuot taht. Enev WindClan!

Perfectkit iz laeder nwo cuz seh iz prfcet!

Evryoen cherrred 4 hre. It was teh hapyest dya of hre lfie. Seh cuoldnt bleeve taht seh ws nwo Perfectstar! Poopookit diddny liek Perfectstar ta all. He tired tp klil her! Butt Perfectstar was 2 prefct adn seh kllied hre borthre. Evryoen swa soooooooooo hapy beecos Poopookit smelld liek poopoo. StarClan caem to hre oen dya adn tlod hre taht seh wsa imoretal.

Waht deos taht maen?

Yuo wlil nevah dei.

Yipeeeeeereeeeeeerrreeerweeeeeeee!

Seh beacme Bramblestar's BAE adn b4 he dyed he gvae Perfectstar a tuut. Wehn he dyed seh gto anohtre BAE cllaed Brackenfur. Perfectstar tought taht he wsa coot. To sohw her taht he luved hre he bort hre a prittier tutu. Seh loved it so mcuh taht srh war it evryday. All teh seh cats wer so jellos of Perfectstar baecuse seh wsa prefct adn pritee. All of teh tmos wnted 2 b hre mtae but seh siad nah. Tehy wer sooooooo sda taht thay cimited sueyside. Perfectstar wsa anoyed at thme bcos terhe wsa lsse cats uhtign. Whne her 2nd BAE dyed, seh waz sooooooooooo sda taht teh medisin cat had 2 bye ehr a purpel tutu. Atfer taht, seh wsa hapy!

Form taht dya on wrads, Perfectstar wsa prefct

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