A/N: My cousin and I were so pleased with the last chapter that we decided to get writing the next chapter straight away.
Chapter 9: Revenge is the sweetest thing
APOV
Jasper is going to die. Not literally, metaphorically of course. But forgiveness comes with a price and that price was going to be death. Metaphorically, of course.
RPOV
I need revenge! Emmett is going to die, literally! I'm going to rip him in half and burn the pieces.
Alice danced into the room
"Don't tell me… you want revenge too?"
"Yup, you read my mind"
"No, that's Edward's job"
"Alice, do we get Bella in on this or do we not tell her in case she tells Edward?"
"Oh, we're going to need Edward's help on this. This is going to be the biggest practical joke in history. And you know what they say: the more the merrier!"
"So, what do you want me to do…"
"Get Bella out of bed and in here as soon as possible"
BPOV
I was dragged out of bed by Rosalie, who manhandled me into Alice's room.
"Bella, we are going to get revenge on Jasper and Emmett and you are going to help us"
"As long as this isn't a get revenge on Edward thing as well and you're just not telling me"
"Nope, we're enlisting Edward as well!"
***
It was 2 o'clock in the morning and we were sneaking across campus to the boy's room. We probably looked like a bunch of whores going 'somewhere' for the night. But thankfully, everyone was still sleeping as they are sane people who don't play cruel practical jokes on people in the middle of the night.
"It's time"
Alice could be way too dramatic sometimes. She sounded like she was announcing the beginning of a thunderstorm so that 7 vampires and a human could play baseball. I mean, she could have just said: we're here, but no. She had to say: It's time. I wonder why? (A/N: lol couldn't resist slipping that in there)
Edward opened the door for us in his pajamas. It was hard to take my eyes off his bare chest, which glinted beautifully in the pale moonlight. Mmm, Edward. Yum.
"Girls, I've got all the stuff, lets go"
Our plan for tonight was evil. Pure evil. I have no idea how Alice roped me into doing this, I sure as hell regret it now.
My first stop was the boy's bathroom. I had to replace all the toothpaste with superglue and put jelly in the shaving foam. Oh, and I had brought along some chili powder which might just happen to find it's way into Emmet's mouthwash.
Job done, what next?
I walked into Jasper's bedroom to find Edward in hysterics on the floor as Alice drew a dick on his chest in permanent marker. She then proceeded to shave off all his hair. And I don't just mean the hair on his head…
Jasper's hair had always been pretty short, so it wasn't the worst thing in the world, but he was going to be mad as hell when he woke up.
"Edward, are you sure that they won't wake up?"
"Yup, I put cough pills in their beer tonight. That'll knock them out for a good 8 hours"
"Brilliant"
My next stop was the kitchen. I decorated the place with maple syrup and I unscrewed the pipe that leads to the sink. The next time they tried to turn the tap on, they might get a bit wet.
Alice had now added I heart dicks in permanent marker to his drawing. Unfortunately for Jasper, this was on his forehead.
I shook my head at Alice's evilness and went to check on Rose.
Rose was even worse. She had covered Emmett in some weird sticky substance that was red. Then she cranked the heat up in his room, considering that he had been knocked out by some cough pills, it might be a while before he woke up and when he did; he was going to be sweating like hell.
Then Rose spotted the ceiling fan in his room. Running into the kitchen, she got a bag of flour and covered the top of the rotor blades with flour. When Emmett turned on the fan, the first thing you would do when it was so hot in your room, he was going to get a little bit messy.
Alice was now beckoning us frantically from the other room. But as a final touch, Alice placed both Jasper and Emmett's hands in a bowl of water. Perfect!
***
EPOV
I was under strict orders from Alice to set up webcams in each room; I had another idea as well though. So, once the webcams were set up, I got my video camera from my bedroom and prepared for a long wait.
***
BPOV
Alice, Rose and I had drunk A LOT of caffeine. Only to find that Alice and caffeine don't go well together. She was currently bouncing round the room singing The Wheels On the Bus Go Round And Round. She had just got to the verse about the babies on the bus (for about the sixth time) when Emmett woke up.
The webcams had sound, so we turned it up as loud as it went and sat back to watch.
Emmett got up, only to find that his pajamas and bed were drenched. Someone had had a little accident in the night!
"What the hell?"
Now he was looking at the red gunk that he was covered in. He ran over to the fan and turned it on, which only served to cover him in flour. He looked so puzzled by this new development that we all awed at him.
Then he crossed over to his bathroom, where he first tried to run the tap, (I had rigged this one too) when that didn't work, he proceeded to get into the shower. Damn! We forgot about the shower.
So when Emmett stumbled out still covered in gunk, but with a new layer of feathers on top I was shocked. Good old Rose, you can always count on her.
Alice switched camera's to the one in Jasper's room, he hadn't woken up yet, but when Emmett stumbled into his room like a bear waking up from hibernation, he jumped up with a yell. Both the boys then doubled over with hysterics at the sight of each other. Jasper then caught sight of his hair in the mirror and let out a yelp of surprise. Then he caught sight of the permanent marker on his chest and forehead and screamed like a girl.
Yes, revenge is very sweet. Especially when Alice and Rosalie were your best friends.
