The Who Tales-
Phantom Pwnage
Set during 'The Lazarus Experiment'…
Marty glanced behind her, listening. "Shit…" she muttered under her breath. She, the Doctor, Sora McCaffrey, and Tish and Martha Jones were in a cathedral, and there was a big monster-mutant thing trying to kill them.
Not the best turn of events.
"Okay," the Doctor, who looked very nervous, glanced at the group around him. "Tish, Martha, lead Lazarus up to the bell tower. Sora, Marty, you're with me. I have a plan."
He led the two teenagers to a huge organ and sat down at it. "Here goes nothing…"
"Wait, wait, wait," Marty stopped him.
"What? Marty, I don't care if you don't like-"
"That's not it. You're just gonna bang it out on the organ?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
Marty hitched a thumb at Sora, who was frantically whipping her head around, trying to figure out which of the groups Lazarus had decided to chase.
"She can play it." Marty grabbed Sora's arm, pulled her over to the organ, and shoved her onto the bench. The Doctor scooted off.
"What are you doing?" Sora snapped.
"Play it!" Marty cried, hearing Tish scream. "You know which song!"
Sora gasped in realization, the grinned deviously. "Let's do this thing."
And suddenly the air was filled with the incredibly loud sound of a 17-year-old pounding out the theme to 'The Phantom of the Opera' on a giant church organ.
After all was done, the Doctor glanced at Sora.
"I can't believe you defeated a big monster mutant thing with the theme from 'The Phantom of the Opera'."
"Well…"
Marty cut Sora off. "That is what I like to call…"
Together, laughing, Sora and Marty yelled, "…pwnage!!"
And arm in arm they walked out of the church, grinning.
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Sora and Marty wouldn't actually be in this one, but I was at Sora's house when she was practicing piano and she just sat down and started playing that song, you know, the one that goes, "The Phantom of the Opera is here! Inside my mind!" or whatever.
So we wrote this. XD
Yes, I actually have a planned thing of which Marty starts in ( 'Aliens of London') , which one she leaves in ('Doomsday'), and which one she comes back in ('The Last of the Time Lords').
WOOT!!
