A/N: Heyas, everyone! Back for another telling? Well, I'm going to shut up now so that you can get straight to the questions…

Disclaimer: For the googletillionth time, I don't own Xenosaga. It just widdles away my passion to write fanfics…

Rubedo: You know, we didn't do well in that last telling. The people who wanted some questions answered didn't ask as much as they wanted.

Wilhelm: That's because you decided to answer them when I went to one of my raves.

Rubedo: Hey, I did it during that rave.

Wilhelm: And what a mistake I made letting you answer for me.

Rubedo: Maybe it was due to the fact I had several women around me while answering the questions.

Wilhelm: Typical male. If you were a divine being, you could do everything at once. No such thing as multi-task.

Rubedo: How do I become a divine being?

Wilhelm: Jump off a cliff.

Rubedo: …asshole…

To…Nathander: Just where did you get your name…the Viking era? They all had messed up names anyways…but they were cool. Anyways, I commend you for entering the tent and being sucked into its mysticism…hahaha. Confused you! Probably didn't. But enjoy laughing none the less.

Welcome to the Wilhelm's World of Wonderful Fortunetelling! Want your wish to come true? Well, he doesn't grant them! But, he does something even better! He can answer questions that bother you ranging from a variety of topics! From video games to real life and beyond, this guy can answer it all! Now…on to the telling!

On your first telling, you've said that Heinlein was a bisexual. So... that means you're bisexual, right?

Whatever do you mean…Heinlein is George Bush. So he's bisexual. Kids with their imaginations…heh…

I have to know: in the future, are people who play video games still debating on whether or not Sephiroth was the best video game villain ever?

I will kill you. People keep overlooking me over somehow who has girly hair and has diva clothing…

Since you've had a Fruits Basket question asked, here's a Get Backers one: if they both went all out, who do you think would be victorious in battle: Ban Midou or Akito Akabane (Dr. Jackal)?

Ban Midou, because he's a battle genius. Plus he's got the Jagan. If you remember correctly, Ban has evaded Bloody Hurricane…twice. He has caught Jackal's scalpel attack…all of them AND he has dodged Akabane's Bloody Sword quite a bit. When it comes to brain power, Ban clearly wins due to the fact that Akabane's alphabet consists of "J" only.

What did you really do when you held the leadership of the Federation for ten years? Did you actually see to any reforms/laws passed in the Federation, or did you merely have to make sure the people there didn't kill one another (or themselves) due to their stupidity?

I passed many laws…most of them being activity laws because the Federation was filled with a bunch of fat politicians…

Why is it that no one ever notices that...uh...you never ever die?

Anti-aging formula…affects the internal systems as well. Ask Haksheen, the Professor, for some. Crazy geezer.

How come Miss Jackson doesn't know her grandchild is a baby, not a paycheck?

Come on…celebrities always are obsessed with money…except for me. I am an exception.

Did you ever see that yogurt commercial where the woman is all, "It's like Zen wrapped in Karma wrapped in chocolate!"? Maybe you should add her to the "list."

Hm…I guess I could be like Stephen Colbert. I always did like that list of his…time to start one now!

And finally--will there be an Episode IV, and will you be present?

Yes…in your head and Rubedo's next idea for his fanfic. I am always present. Being tardy is inexcusable.

If you could play spin the bottle with anyone, real or from game/anime, who would it be and why?

So many choices…so many memories…hm. Every single one. Because I am that good in the sack.

What color are your socks at the moment?

Purple with white dinosaurs on them.

Do the Yaoi fangirls like Yuki or Kevin better?

Yuki, because they have a club for him at school. I don't see no Prince Kevin fan club.

Do you not like emo kids? They rox my sox...

Of course I do! I don't want them to go killing themselves because I don't love them. Why I love them more than you…

Why does the Zoloft thing on emo kid goes to the store (on youtube) shoot the emo kid? Isn't it on antidepressants? I mean it is a pill after all...

It's called scientology girl. Out to you Nip/Tuck fans.

What is the suckiest anime/TV show that you've ever seen?

Usually, animes are good. But TV shows…that's a different story. I'd have to go with Sesame Street because the Cookie Monster eats fruit now.

Why do you complain so much about whom shippers pair you with? I've seen pairings much more bizarre than you and KOS-MOS. I'm not even going to give an example because they are way too twisted to be mentioned.

Exactly. That's why they should be put on an island.

Why does every one of the 'all knowing beings' in the universe have to be so damn cryptic? Can't they give a straight answer for once in their freaking lives?!

It's because they don't know themselves. They want to sound all-knowing when they really know nothing but the number of armpit hairs in their armpit.

Have you heard of that weird new game Okami? I don't know much about it, just that it scored a 9.5 outta 10 in Game Informer Magazine. What makes it so freaking special?

It's the paintbrush. I mean really, do you really think a wolf is all that? I don't see them blasting away E.S. and fighting Gnosis. I will commend them on graphics though. Truly an artistic devastation to the graphic world.

Where is Lost Jerusalem located?

I don't want to sound mean but you're dumb. Just look down at the ground. It's right there.

How is Abel's Ark that freaking huge?

Steroids. It answers everything to anything largely proportional…including certain parts of the body…

Why isn't there a girl Testament? They're all a bunch of stinky boys!

Okay, okay, CITRINE AND YURIEV. MORE YURIEV SINCE HIS FEMINIST VALUES ARE USED IN FEDERATION POLITICS A LOT. Anyways, I choose male Testaments because women are crazy with power. I mean it. Just look at Hilary Clinton and Oprah.

Why does school start so freaking early?

So we can party more late at night.

How did the Seraphim Sisters become a big hit?

With there #1 song, "I'm going to rock your universe."

Did Grimoire ever find Nephilim?

Nope. He looked up instead of down. Height makes a big difference.

How did the name HaKox become the official game for the Mario look a like? I would've preferred GeoMix.

I have no idea. Laughing at cable?

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A/N: Oy, this took me awhile to do. Have to work harder than ever now. Writer's block is starting to become more frequent, so updates will be slower. This won't die though. As long as there are questions…there will be answers. Oh…there will be answers…hahaha. I should sell that quote.