Rowyn tore out of the sewer, hopped onto a plane to Australia, and cried the whole plane ride home.

When it landed, he was still crying whenever his BFF came to pick him up.

"Oh Rowyn, what's wrong?" she asked, putting a sympathetic hand on his shoulder.

"Oh it's just horrible!" Rowyn wailed, "IT cheated on me, right in front of me!"

"There, there."

The BFF patted Rowyn's back.

Meanwhile, in the sewer, both the ITs were drinking tequlia sunrises and dancing on tables.

"Man! This is fangtastic!" IT one exclaimed.

"Yea, totally clawsome," said IT two, doing the disco motion with his arm.

Then, a slow song came on, and they pulled each other close, and started dancing.

Ah, this is the life, IT two thought to himself, resting his head on IT one's shoulder.

Then, before he could even register what was happening, he was on the floor with a sore nose.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING DANCING SO CLOSELY WITH MY HUSBAND!?"

IT two gasped and looked up to see MARIANNE THORNBERRY!

"What the heck? What about Nigel?"

"I am Nigel!" IT one cackled, he then transformed into the red haired guy, "Smashing, isn't it?"

"Whatever, just get out!" IT two sobbed, throwing the pair out of the sewer, he then fell into his bed, and started crying, he wished that Rowyn was there.