Me: Hello, Bonjour, Buenos Diaz, Guten Tag, Ni hao, Chow, Shalom, Dobre' Dian. YO!
Ella: Why did you say all those words?
Me: Because they are awesome.
Ella: Not really. But anyway, I'm going to say the disclaimer and you can't stop me.
Me: Oh yeah?
Ella: Maximum Ride is not yours. It is James Patterson. He thought me into existence.
Me: That sounds funny.
Ella: Yeah, I know.
Me: So, are you gonna write?
Ella: *nods*
Ella
It would really stink if…
1. Max wasn't really my sister. I would be really ticked off at Mom.
2. Total ran away because he doesn't like my dog. And everyone got mad at me.
3. Iggy was lying when he said he liked me. (Shh…secret)
4. 3 and he was signed up for one of those dating sites for people who live with their cat.
5. I was being tracked because I was with Max. And I got tied to a bomb and it was counting down from 10.
6. Iggy keeps thinking about other girls. That we pass by. Angel has told me about it because she can read minds. If he does it again, it would stink that I would have to rip off his head.
7. Gazzy bought me one of those "You can have Gazzy and Fang" shirts from one of those Goth stores. (They say "I want Iggy" on the back) I would die. Then come back to life and die again.
8. My mom got captured by that Mr. Chu freak, again. He sucks. I want to kick his a-…rear-end.
9. I had to take a pop quiz on Germany right now. I don't know anything about Germany except that people speak Germanese there. Whatever.
10. Someone hit me over the head with a golf ball. Then tied my hands behind my back and a brick to the rope. And then dropped me into the pool. I don't think I'm very buoyant.
Me: I think it's German. Not Germanese.
Ella: No, it's Germanese.
Me: Okay, whatever you say. So, you and Iggy are dating?
Ella: Yup.
Me: Where was your first date?
Ella: Um…I'd like to say a fancy restaurant. But, no. We went to a mini market and bought chips. And then we sat on a bridge railing until a cop screamed at us and Iggy fell into the water. And two men in black saved him. And then they turned out to be thugs so I beat them up and we ran away.
Me: Ah, romantic.
Ella: And then we came home and Max yelled at Iggy for tracking mud in the house. And she was all like, "What were you crazy kids doing?" And that's when Iggy kissed me. He didn't miss.
Me: Wow.
Ella: Yeah.
Me: This is very awkward. Please read and review Ella's list.
Ella: And my date. *grins*.
Me: You're quite the romancer.
Ella: Uh-huh.
Me: Well, yeah, we're gonna go now. Next is Jeb. And then (idea of the awesomely fantastic Foerster-19) Ter Borcht! I vill speak in ze German vay. Okay, now. BYE-BYE BIRDIES!
