The two 'lovebirds' were at her apartment door. She giggled and looked up ''Duuude, I see rainbows, man.'' Her brown pupils had a reflection of rainbows and butterflies.
''Well, I've never teleported a human before, I guess this is the aftermath.'' Slendy smiled.
''Dude, PEACE!'' She got out her key and went to open the door but she couldn't jam the key in.
''Slender, mind helping me?'' She asked still hippied up. He smirked and just pushed the door open.
''Your door is always ope-'' She cut him off.
''YOU BROKE MY DOOR!''
''I did no such thing!''
''Yes you did! Don't deny it!''
''Nuh uh!''
''Uh uh!''
''Nuh uh!''
She shook her head and entered the apartment slamming the door right in Slender's face.
Lizz saw Jill waiting for her in the living room. She was in her bunny PJs and bunny slippers. Has it been mentioned that everything bunny related was GREEN?
''Greetings Lindsey, where have you been with the Slender monster?'' Jill asked in a dead serious tone.
Lizz stuttered and whispered ''Damn Jill you scary.''
''Where were you Lizz?'' Jill pestered Lizz.
''I was out then I spotted Slender stalking someone and we went home.'' She glared (She made those eyes like Harry from Third rock from the Sun)
''I don't believe you.'' Still glaring.
-GLARE
-GLARE-
-GLARE-
''Alright! We went out on a date!'' Lizz gave in and Jill yelled ''OH, MY FREAKIN' GOD WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?''
''I said that Slender and I-''
''I know what you said!'' Jill cringed and yelled ''The fuck is wrong with you?!''
''Hey… What's the commotion?'' Hoodie asked, and Masky smiled under his mask thinking it's something funny.
''How'd you get here?'' Lizz asked.
Hoodie pointed behind him and said ''Door.''
''So what's with the noise?'' Hoodie asked.
''Lizz is dating Slender man!'' Jill yelled, Hoodie smiled and Masky cheered.
Jill yelled ''Why is everyone so happy?''
''It's Elementary dear Jill… Slendy happy he no jackass at work, Lizz happy she no pms-ing bitch to us all.'' Hoodie explained and Masky cheered and asked a very childish question ''So you do it yet?''
Jill didn't wait 'till the bathroom and barfed outside half of her sticking out the window… Hoodie was in the bathroom like a very classy person puking his intestines out.
''No. Masky I don't think that-'' Lizz stopped for a moment and asked Masky ''How would that work?''
Masky shrugged ''I dunno, I always thought that he was Asexual or something.'' Hoodie laughed from the bathroom.
''Dude! For all we know that could be true.'' Lizzy yelled at the Hoody wearing human.
Then all of a sudden a phone rang and they all looked at it like it never existed until now.
''I have a phone?'' Lizz asked bewildered.
Hoodie shrugged and Jill held Masky and whispered ''I'm scared. Hold me!'' Masky held her of the fear she would go into one of her famous mood swings if he didn't.
''Um, so, yeah, what am I supposed to do right now?'' Lizz asked again, this time turning to Hoodie for answers.
Hoodie yet again shrugged and said ''Answer it.''
Lizz answered the phone and asked ''Hello?''
''Oh thank god you're alive! I need you right now, the twins need to stay with someone and who better than you!'' The woman from the other line ordered.
''I'll send them right away. You're still living here right?'' Lizz nodded and said ''Yeah, yeah Linda I still live here.''
''GREAT!'' Then she hung up.
Everyone looked and Jill squealed ''Yay, your nephew and niece are coming over!''
Masky burst out laughing and said ''Hey, if they get annoying you could always have Master 'get rid' of them. ''
Lizz POV
OH NO! NO! NO! THEY are coming. Lucinda and Markus, the devil's spawns themselves… Okay they're okay I'm just over exaggerating… No really I am. They love me.
10 MIN LATER
''Hey Aunt Lizz, your door is broken!'' a feminine voice called.
I yelled back ''I don't care if the environment isn't safe for children!'' I heard Mark laugh and Lucinda or Lucy pout.
''So should we be leaving now?'' Hoodie asked and I nodded as they were about to leave through the window Lucy screamed.
''What woman!?'' I asked.
''What is someone from Marble Hornets doing here?'' Mark asked me in a cold voice but it was filled with fear… I can tell.
''Um he's a cosplayer.'' Jill made up and Hoodie nodded.
''Yeah right… The luck you have Slenderman picked you as his next victim.'' Lucy said. I hate her so much.
''…Or his first date.'' Hoodie whispered. He regretted not leaving when Masky did.
''Jill, we saw that you're on the waiting list for our tree house club and we will give you a full membership… *Jill jumps up and down and hugs Lucy*… IF you tell us what's happened and we want the truth.''
Without a minute of hesitation she spilled everything. She mentioned everything but my date… Whew at least I haven't scarred the kids.
''Oh yeah and she's dating him, and I had sex with Masky.'' Their little bug eyes widened and Lucy screamed of joy and hugged me ''Finally Aunt Lizz you found someone who's on a lower level than you on a social latter.'' Mark whispered ''Um you just bad mouthed Slenderman.''
''I really don't give a damn… How can you tell when he's around anyway?'' Lucy asked… So she's the one who got the joys of playing the game I sent them.
-STATIC-
I pointed at my static technology and said ''That's how.'' Then something hit me and I yelled ''Slender I need you for something!'' I made my grand escape from my nieces grasp and he popped his head out and asked ''If it's internet related I want no part of it.''
''Slenderman sir, I suggest you withdraw that sentence.'' Mark said and made hand movements that apparently all the guys but no girls understood.
''Okay Lizz what did you have in mind?'' Slendy asked… Good boy.
''Just touch my computer.'' He looked hesitant and asked ''Do you mean literally?''
''Listen up you malevolent being of the outdoors, I will say this only one more time; I am NOT a pervert.'' Mark snorted and said ''You should've seen her at our mother's 4th wedding.''
''Hey where's the other you?'' I asked Mark and he pointed behind the couch.
I turned around and saw her giving me hand signs saying 'I am hiding here keep him busy'
''Touch my computer bitch!'' Slendy placed his hand on my baby and the computer exploded. We all took cover and I yelled ''NOOOOOO! I THOUGH THAT IT WOULD SPEED UP MY INTERNET!''
''Why don't you get Wi-Fi, it's fast?'' Mark suggested. Darth Vader I hate it when people think that they're smarter than weird nerds when it comes to internet.
''Um Einstein first thing that got to mind was Wi-Fi!'' I yelled at my 7 year old nephew… Am I a bad person?
''Um okay so since any sign of fast internet has perished in this dump I'm installing it in Slender's shack… Who objects says I hate eating children.''
''I hate eating childr- Oh.'' Slendy sulked.
''So um you're serious?'' Masky asked.
''Damn right I am. So Slendy we're putting that on your name, tomorrow you're coming with me so we can get a good deal.''
''Oh you're doing the scare tactic?'' Hoodie asked.
I nodded and turned to Jill ''You will babysit Masky and the twins will do the same to you.''
I clapped my hands once ''I think that's everything.''
''Hey Master you plan on doing it with Lizz?'' Masky asked in front of my 7 year old nerdling geniuses!
Slendy picked him up with one of his tentacles. Masky tried to struggle but he didn't stand a chance against Slendy… Long mini scene short Masky got thrown out the window.
''Okay I'll leave, Hoodie go check if he's alive. Bye Lizz… So um what did the kid mean by 4thmarriage?''
''Oh no biggie they just die 'accidentally'.'' Slendy backed away, the proxies soon followed.
Jill was left, and she ran to her room and Lucy ran towards it too but Jill yelled ''YOU SHALL NOT PASS!''
''Aunt Jill, are all your friends like that?'' Mark asked.
''These people are my only friends.'' I admitted.
''I meant your internet buds.''
''Oh they're awesome, thanks for asking.''
TOMORROW
I jumped out of bed and yelled ''ONWARD TO VICTORY!''
Next thing I know a pillow hits me in the face.
''Shut up aunt Lizz it's 6 AM.'' A very 'groggy' Lucy said.
I smiled and whispered ''Okay I'll just leave so I can beat traffic.''
MEANWHILE
''Zzzzzzzzz… Jill…..Zzzzzzz… Jill… Zzzzz…. Masky….Zzzz… Jill.'' Masky muttered in his sleep.
Hoodie was downstairs reading while there's peace and quiet. Boss was actually sleeping in for the first time in his whole career.
Hoodie Pov
I got up and saw a red sticky note… Or I hopped it was red from fabric anyway it was Boss' handwriting
Wake me up at 6.30 I feel like sleeping. (X)
I looked at my watch 6.29 like I give a flying fuck… Okay, I'll wake him up.
I heard loud banging on the poorly built shack and then someone kicked it down.
''Sorry! Jill did it!'' Ah Lizz is here; perfect she'll wake him up.
''Hey Hoodster I thought that he of all people wouldn't be-''
''Sleeping in, yeah I know weird.'' I said.
She went towards the room where it said 'Don't you dare'. She got in without knocking and she yelled in the place where his ear would be ''WAKE UP!''
He jumped up and looked around, then he spotted her and said ''Oh it's you, alright let's go.'' She left and 5 minutes later he got out in a suit.
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU GET RECEVIERS
''OKAY! PLEASE don't hurt us!'' The jackass was about to make snappy comebacks at Lizz but then he saw Slendy and he gave them whatever she wanted. Slendy didn't understand all the geek talk, unlike her he's cool.
''Do, do you want me to-to install the receiver? It'll be free.'' He offered.
''No thanks, I've seen it so many times that I memorized it.'' Lizz said and Slendy groaned and said ''I'm leaving… You coming?'' She nodded and they teleported.
Shack:
''Whoa, man… Go get this thing somewhere safe.'' Lizz handed the receiver to Slendy and he left her on the forest floor.
Hoodie pov
Boss threw something at me and I caught it. I looked it over and I said ''Okay I'll install this thing… I used to do that for a living.''
''I know.'' Boss said… Oh right he stalked.
I started connecting this receiver and I did it in 3-5 minutes. It was easy…
Lizz wobbled in here and smiled ''Is it ready?''
I nodded and she squealed and yelled ''Finally fast internet shall be mine!''
Internet? Oh crap…
''Lizz, I have some bad news.'' She looked at me and asked ''What?''
''This receiver is for Satellite TV.''
